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ichigo12668: Me and my girlfriend are watching tv when I heard the sound of a faint fart, I thought nothing of it but when she got up to get a drink I could see she messed her pampers diaper. With her bowel incontinence she sometimes can tell when she
Hot cuckold video featuring a good cuck eating out his wifey’s pussy while it gets fucked followed by felching a big load out of her sloppy pussy. Notice the blob of cum on his neck. FUCK YEAH! But somebody tell her to shut the FUCK UP!
nikususfm: Cassie’s back to getting dicked. WebM Also, can anyone tell me why uploading gifs through Tumblr is making them slow as shit? It was fine when I linked them through text posts, but those don’t show up on dashboard.
dangerouslilly: As any seasoned sex toy reviewer will tell you “you get what you pay for” and “it’s better to save up” but we can’t ignore those with strict budgets or those uncomfortable with dropping ๛ on their first sex toy. The folks
Mr. Newsman - Maximo Shut the fuck up Bowmore and let me tell you about motherfucking Maximo. I tried playing this piece of shit with my Best Friend, now this guy had beaten the shit out of the game, but when I was trying to get him to help me with it
askawayyouperverts: ttothekay: A sketch I actually roughed out last year, but I decided to finish up this year. Originally it was meant to be for the holidays, but who says getting a present for the New Years isn’t topical? That’s what I keep telling
mckrakensfm: Aah, while I’m here, the prequel to 3spooky. “2 Spooky 4 Hsien-Ko” Click for GIF. What better way to get around the problem of disembodied 3D penises than by playing it up as a ghost? None, I tell you.
co-co-sluts: Baby I want to light up your dash like nobody else, seeing you hit the follow button gets me overwhelmed and when you reblog my posts it ain’t hard to tell you make me eh eh you make me feel wonderful!!!
004mog: Sigh…with the people touching me at work… I need to just tell all my coworkers “don’t” but I also don’t want to get shit and/or questions over being OCD. I mean it’s not like people don’t *pick up on this*. Today, at
IF YOU ARE A MAN AND YOU TELL ME YOU LOVE LESBIANS BUT THINK GAY MEN ARE GROSS I WILL PERSONALLY WALK INTO YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE, CUT OFF YOUR WEENIE, AND SHOVE IT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU HAVE TO GET IT SURGICALLY REMOVED.
onlyshecums: Survive 100 strokes and you can freely cum. Tell her to stop before you cum, and she locks you up to try again tomorrow. Cum without permission, and it’s a month in chastity. The more days this goes on, the fewer strokes you can get in
masterlovehurts: Rachel had managed to get into the breeding program, which meant she could have her birth control implant removed. She was also required to wear a “breeder collar” at all times so men could tell that she could be knocked up. It was
I just saw a commercial for Adventure Time: Game Wizard (an app game) which was announced alongside Steven Universe: Attack the Light app game at PAX Prime last year. I’m hoping this means we’re going to start getting some info on Attack the
hushthenoise: wwinrys: if I ever get my book published and it has a section on FF.N you can bet your fuckin asses I’m going to be posting my own secretly canon fanfiction and never telling anybody #it would be utterly hilarious if people would comment
grocketinmypocket:grinchlybear: instigatinglittleshit: ‘Cause let’s be real, here. Despite what tumblr will tell you, it’s okay to not be attracted to fat people (or skinny people or anything in between). What gets your motor running isn’t really
If you don’t like someone’s roleplay partner, don’t fucking complain to them about their rp partner. Makes you look an asshole, and especially doing it behind anon, telling them that their rp partner needs to ‘‘man up’‘ get the fuck
randomingoftherandomness: shubbabang: i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
tasnimsmentalroadtrip: I know you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day. Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don’t give up on yourself just yet. It’ll get better.
teacuptavros: shubbabang: i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys THIS IS GREAT
fityourbodysite: One of my goals in 2014 is to get rid of my weak little T-Rex arms and do a pull up. I don’t even care if it’s just one to start, I will go around telling everyone I see that I can finally do this.
ayyyitsjen: liveloveevintage: I know you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day. Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don’t give up on yourself just yet. It’ll get
o-i-t-n-b: How to get a girlfriend: Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.” Nickname her “Dandelion” Tell her you’d throw your
makeitearlgrey:randomingoftherandomness: shubbabang: i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
randomingoftherandomness: shubbabang: i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys dedicated
darkskin-papi: aidashakur: I agree 100%. I agree, because it not only makes the one accused of rape look bad but it hurts their image period but if they’re telling the truth lock the rapist up, but don’t be lying to get money and or clout that’s
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tasnimsmentalroadtrip: I know you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day. Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don’t give up on yourself just yet. It’ll get better. Until
smoothsissyboy: smoothsissyboy: happy hump day… let me know if you like pictures please. i have a wish list on AMAZON.COM LOOK ME UP - DAVID SMOOTHBOY. . SEND ME A GIFT CARD ON AMAZON.., TELL ME WHAT TO GET AND ILL GET IT, AND POSE JUST FOR YOU….
jaytoretto: Fresh out the shower with my new pup tail. Not gonna lie, this is the first thing up my ass since September of 2016 😟 and damn let me tell you my ass is so tight it took so much lube to get this baby in 😩 but doesn’t it look nice?
lovelynobody00: kuriboss: Does anyone get upset when you’re dreaming and it ends on a cliffhanger? I’m dead serious I can’t tell you how many times I’m having a good or weird dream then wake up like OMG WHAT DID HE FIND OUT IS HE OK WHAT SHOULD
If I let you in, you’d just want out. If I tell you the truth, you’d vie for a lie. If I spilt my guts, it would make a mess we can’t clean up. If you follow me, you will only get lost. If you try to get closer, we’ll only lose
I will never get over how lucky I am to have you in my life, let alone to have simply met you. This cheese may end up sounding redundant over time, but just like before, until you tell me to stop it will never stop. Remember the list of things I like
fanfictionfridge: I love this scene because if it were Scott and Stiles, Stiles would be the one telling the rando to go through with the risky plan while Scott would be desperately trying to come up with other methods that wouldn’t get anyone killed.
mala–mujer: I get so fucking tired of people telling me what to do or what I should do. I feel like a fucking child; I know it’s because people care for me and don’t want me to mess up my life but wtf I just wanna be left in peace, maybe then
karmadownurgun: What if Moriarty continued to pop up places, telling Sherlock “No charge” and then running off? Sherlock orders a drink at the bar. Moriarty hands it to him. No charge. Sherlock gets tickets for a play at the theatre. Moriarty hands
uglyonfleek: frenchinhalechanelxoxo: Get you a “What you feel for? I’ll cook for you or tell me what you want & i’ll pick it up & bring it to you” type of nigga 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lonebratman: Gah!! Started to mess up the second verse. Oh man… So just getting over bronchitis and I can tell it’s royally fuckered up my lungs. I feel like I’m functioning at half-capacity with ‘em. guys guys her voice is really cute.
I know you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day. Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don’t give up on yourself just yet. It’ll get better. Until then, have a day.
luvurpee: faggotssuck: “What are you waiting for faggot? Did I tell you to wait? NO I told you to lick my dirty ass crack! So get to it, faggot, before I beat your useless cunt!” would suck those toes, then work my tongue up to his manhole
tasnimsmentalroadtrip:I know you’re sad, so I won’t tell you to have a good day. Instead, I advise you to simply have a day. Stay alive, feed yourself well, wear comfortable clothes, and don’t give up on yourself just yet. It’ll get better. Until
redbloodedamerica: FBI Uses Immunity Deals to Cover-Up Clinton Corruption If this was just a mistake, why is it everybody is pleading the Fifth and having to get immunity deals? I want Hillary Clinton to look in the camera and tell people that there’s
Housewives of Atlanta has taught not to tell women I deal with anything bc they always ready to bring up the shit you do and use it against. I'm just gone keep everyone's secret but if anyone gets outta character imma ask God
w3as3ly: How to get a girlfriend: Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.” Nickname her “Dandelion” Tell her you’d throw your
beta-pledge: Aunty Kitty telling a story about a little beta boi being lucky enough to get locked up by a superior woman! Is it time you took the Beta Pledge? Aunty Kitty is waiting for brave boys to come forward for some fun! 🙏🙏🔐
shubbabang: i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys