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birf:fadingnebula: birf:birf:*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely because
discount-supervillain: the ultimate irony is that once you no longer need to brush your teeth, people no longer want to kiss you.
chemtrailer: chemtrailer: i don’t like when sci fi puts little glowing bits on every single thing try to brush my teeth but my toothbrush has wifi and i don’t have my warding crystals
noxcoil: sketchesandnonesense: Local woman wakes up at 4:00am, agressively brushes teeth twice, cleans entire bathroom, and wipes down every glass surface in her room More at 11
demilypyro:me: *brushing my teeth*the little Mike Wazowski in my brain, every time: Come on, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Cute girls don’t have plaque!
manathistle:chuds:there are “dailies” in real life too, like “brush teeth” and “make bed”. there are also “raids” which unlock “weekly” such as “mow the lawn”Hank hill voice
amarwsabe3kawekeb: Me: *wakes up next to bae* *slowly gets out of bed* *brushes teeth* *takes shower* *puts that extra vanilla scented lotion* *does my hair* *moisturizes* *puts on deodorant* *slips back in bed* *bae wakes up* Me: don’t look at me
sourcefieldmix: some odd things you may not know about new york city!it’s terriblethe people there brush their teeth with pepperoni grease
multitrackdrifting: me, explaining depression to my gamer friends: well it’s like life throws 30 quick time events at you starting from the moment you had the audacity to wake up this morning and you pass none of them except brushing your teeth or
carbink: valleanenowe: [wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home]
dustbeams: thelady-gofuckyourself: fleur-de-maladie: dreaming-moreorless: bustysaintclair: exeggcute: california anti-drought measures are always like “take shorter showers! consider brushing your teeth with the sink turned off” and never mention
softbpdprince: Me: [brushes my teeth, washes my face and puts on moisturizer for the first time in several weeks] Me: I Am A Neurotypical Now
pokemonofficial: pantomimepenguin: kelcleo: *walks into kitchen at 2 am* …wow okay.. i need to be quiet… TRIPS OVER CHAIR, BREAKS LEG, CATCHES HOUSE ON FIRE who brushes their teeth in the kitchen? what
deelekgolo: riot-doll: deelekgolo: when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done ♡ ѕмσкє мєтн ~ нαιℓ ѕαтαи ♡ what the fuck
systemshocker:thank you for brushing my aewsome teeth *leaves the dentist without paying*
log6:there is a demon telling you to go to bed without brushing your teeth… do not listen to him
portiaadams:Hi I was today years old when I realized some people truly don’t have to think about every single thing they do. They don’t have to have an imaginary set of rules (I’m not allowed to put on my bra until I’ve brushed my teeth) to function.
brigwife:I got so excited by my idea to make this meme i stopped halfway through brushing my teeth and now i’m sitting at my laptop with toothpaste dribbling down my chin so please like it
Action plan, brush teeth, go for walk, if still mad, you can have a little weed as a treat.
seihanndas: Natsume and Nyanko sensei brushing their teeth!. ◡‿◡✿
uncombined: sweet-jammies-bro: How to blow your cat’s mind: brush their teeth. THIS
promsien: okay but imagine if instead of all the aliens inside the omnitrix actually caring for ben and worrying about his well-being. “Ben have you eaten today?” “Ben don’t forget to brush your teeth.” “Your’e gonna be late for school!”
just-shower-thoughts: Brushing your teeth before breakfast is like washing your car and then immediately shoveling dirt over it
catsofinstagram: From @nikoandpoko: “Niko❤︎I clean my face before going to bed and brush my teeth.😬✨🛌Poko,It’s your turn😼👍🏼🙀 #goodnight” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2grMZRK ]
starfleetrambo: neurodivergent-crow: spoopy-xadia: steg-o-sore-us: dark-winter-snow: uncreative-lesbian-fangirl: humorrelated: reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water eat food too Please sleep also and brush your teeth and
bursten: I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
derpytacosauce: Me and cage always make sure we brush our teeth before bed.
deelekgolo: when you brush your teeth you are petting your skeleton for a job well done
birf:birf:*brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S”
coldhabits: shoutout to the mentally ill people who wear the same dirty clothes for a week straight, always forget to brush their teeth, and who have to force themselves to shower once or twice a week. you are still worthy of being loved and accepted.
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
birf: fadingnebula: birf: birf: *brushes teeth* *spits out toothpaste* *sees blood in the sink* *looks up into mirror* “what am I?” *dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fckIN F L O S S” it’s actually much more likely
littlewhorebag: casually brushing my teeth, image of giving blowjob pops into my head
hitlersbreastmilk: brushing your teeth is the most annoying thing to do ever in the entire world
thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and
zachafalse: hayirseverinsan: starlightinherveins: Horse… that is all at kafası mı o ya? THE ONE BRUSHING ITS TEETH NEARLY KILLED ME
cocainecaptain: How real G’s brush their teeth
I slurped and sucked on his dick like a popsicle on a hot summer’s day, drowning it in my spit and letting his head tap the back of my throat gently. I scraped my tongue every morning after brushing my teeth, so my gag reflexes were on zero. “Mmm,
raveninneverland: mallardfillmore: I almost just ruined my life I’m curious as to whether you nearly brushed your teeth with booty cream, or if you almost shoved Crest up your butt.
just-shower-thoughts: Colgate had a 5 million dollar commercial to tell me to turn my faucet off to save water for the needy. When that 5 million could buy 74,671,445 bottles of water and they could tell me how to brush my teeth on their box.
sweet-jammies-bro: How to blow your cat’s mind: brush their teeth. the cat was all like “YOU! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE”
viledisgustingcunt: This is a little random, but last night before bed, Daddy forced me to sit on his lap and he brushed my teeth for me. 😳 OMG 😍
pastelpebbler: raise your hand if you need a cg to make you..eat, brush your teeth, take a shower, take your medication, go to school, do your homework, eat again, take a nap, go to sleep, clean your room, do your laundry etc. because your a depressed
littlechristopherrobin: pastelpebbler: raise your hand if you need a cg to make you.. eat, brush your teeth, take a shower, take your medication, go to school, do your homework, eat again, take a nap, go to sleep, clean your room, do your laundry etc.
spoopy-xadia: steg-o-sore-us: dark-winter-snow: uncreative-lesbian-fangirl: humorrelated: reblog so your followers won’t forget to drink water eat food too Please sleep also and brush your teeth and take your meds this is too much tbh
dreaming-moreorless:bustysaintclair:exeggcute:california anti-drought measures are always like “take shorter showers! consider brushing your teeth with the sink turned off” and never mention the fact that nestle is bottling all of our fucking water
sweet-jammies-bro: How to blow your cat’s mind: brush their teeth.
I want to go downstairs and brush my teeth and then sleep but my parents friends are there and i am wearing my pyjamas and my hair’s all pinned up and it’ll just be awkward and so i’m up here in my room about to die from tiredness. Ah,
knockturn: #7. Madeline In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines Lived twelve little girls in two straight lines In two straight lines they broke their bread And brushed their teeth and went to bed. They left the house at half past nine In
“In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. In two straight lines they broke their bread and brushed their teeth and went to bed. They smiled at the good and frowned at the bad and sometimes
buildanewbeginning: teashoesandhair: dirkstriderbitch: schweigie: hiddenjumprope: In an old house in Paris, all covered with vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. Things I never noticed till now: Madeline is brushing her teeth
girthfan: wowcocks: Don’t forget the best one. http://wowcocks.tumblr.com Me brushing my teeth
alphamalenyc: Ha. Good idea. I think all faggots should brush their teeth like this.
![carbink: valleanenowe: [wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_5b90d5c85a7a_128.png){kind=avatar}
![softbpdprince: Me: [brushes my teeth, washes my face and puts on moisturizer for the first time in several weeks] Me: I Am A Neurotypical Now](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_b21888e4d40d_128.png){kind=avatar}
![catsofinstagram: From @nikoandpoko: “Niko❤︎I clean my face before going to bed and brush my teeth.😬✨🛌Poko,It’s your turn😼👍🏼🙀 #goodnight” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2grMZRK ]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_ef427eca78d7_128.png){kind=avatar}
