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fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: fantasygirl209: saythankyoumaster: Kitty’s forced feeding time. Daddy let’s try this! I think we need to babygirl. I do too daddy.. Soon
bodaciousboobies:cannabismovement2015:How Frigging Funny was Ted!!!All Your Weed Needs!!Bongs! Pipes! Grinders! Vaps!Never Gets Old!
haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted: American gods by Neil Gaiman by MarcSimonetti
famousmennakeduk: Giovanni Ribisi us actor known for his role in Ted and many other films showing his ass, body and cock
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Uncle Ted played golf this morning… while he was away, I fucked aunt Susan… again.
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bw-picabomb: http://lingeriebomb.tumblr.com/ http://bw-picabomb.tumblr.com/ http://picabomb.tumblr.com/ To Quote a Ted Nugent tune: “…Such a dangerous body, with a little girl’s face…”
“See honey? I told you Ted had a THICK dick…believe me now?”
redlighttheater: Only the power of the Adult Bookstore and Theater has the trans formative power to turn any mild mannered shy inhibit ted woman into a self empowered self confident and sexual goddess and very sexy predator.
Wake in Fright, Kenneth Cook, 1971 Penguin. Bought from eBay. “In one magnificent rough-and-tumble of a first novel, the gargantuan flavour of the Australian outback, its sick heat and its people. Like quicksand their animal customs, their
Captain America: The Great Gold Steal, by Ted White (Bantam, 1968).From a charity shop in Nottingham.
“Oh!… hey Eddie… I’d forgotten you’d stayed the night. Ted’s gone to work. May I get you some coffee?… or are you in the mood for something else… maybe?…”
cumfuckmywife: ☼ “For God’s sake, Ted… it’s just a pool party with friends. We’re all adults, and besides, wet clothes and bathing suits don’t leave much to the imagination anyways… what’s it matter
“Thanks again boss, for letting Ted and I stay at your house while the kitchen gets renovated… uh… boss?… you okay?… ”
“Good morning, Eric… Ted is already gone to work, and I was feeling like taking a dip in the hot tub… but I don’t really like to sit there all alone. He keeps the water so warm that I can’t even wear my suit… and
“Hey, good morning… Ted has already gone to work. Would you like some coffee or something? Omigosh… you look so adorable all mussed up and tangled in the sheets… I could just snuggle in with you and you could tell me all
I’m going to get some coffee… Ted had some before going to work… but how about you, Eric?… what would YOU like a taste of this morning?… Hmm?…
“So how long have you and Ted worked together?… And why haven’t we ever had you over for a swim before? You ARE getting in, aren’t you? Don’t leave me in here all by my lonesome now. Don’t worry about not bringing
“Awww… that’s so sweet of you to come by and check on me while Ted is out of town. I’m sorry about the blouse… I was just enjoying some fresh morning air on my skin out here on the patio, and I wasn’t really expectin
“<yaaaawn>… Unff… Well… thanks for letting me stay the night at your place after my fight with Ted. He’s still got me so wound up, I feel like I need a good release. Do you have any ideas on how I can get a good
“Ted won’t be home for hours yet, but I’d love for you to wait here. I do make a killer margarita, if you’d like a few?… we could get a good buzz going… maybe take a quick dip in the pool… c'mon, it’ll
“Oh! You startled me!I didn’t expect anyone up this early. No, Ted won’t be up for a couple more hours, seeing how much as you guys drank last night. Sit on the couch with you?… um… I should really change first…
“No, Ted… take the LONG way!”
“I don’t know… I just thought it would be different with Ted. Anyway, I’m taking up all your time, and you shouldn’t have to listen to me drone on about it. You’re a good neighbor, Jeff… so attentive…
“Well, it’s your birthday… your wife left you last week and you have to live with Ted and I. I just figured you could use a happy moment, so I thought I’d bring some tea (okay, it’s vodka) in a, uh… memorable fashion?
“Thank you so much for giving me a ride home from the office party, Mark. I always end up drinking way too much while Ted is away on his business trips, so I’m really happy you were there to save me. But hey… I’m home safe now&h
“So, the guest bedroom is set up, there’s blankets in the hall closet. Thanks for coming over to keep me company while Ted’s out of town. I’m sorry I kept pouring us both so much wine, but you shouldn’t be driving as
“You are such a sweetheart to invite me over for dinner while Ted is away. I’m looking forward to seeing this awesome hot tub you’ve been telling me about. Too bad I didn’t bring a suit, or I’d totally get in it…
“Go ahead, Ted… dare me again to take it off in front of your co-workers. I’m feeling pretty buzzed from that wine we’ve all been drinking, and you know damn well I’m not shy when I’m drunk. So… ARE you daring
Only a select few of Ted’s employees get personal invitations from me to the hot tub parties I throw while he’s in New York on business. He thinks they’re not very productive while he’s gone, but let me tell you… what they
“It’s so sweet of you to look in on me while Ted’s out of town. The house gets so quiet when he’s away, it’s nice to have someone by - especially one of his cute programmers… Haha! I know he can be a mean boss, but
“Ted told me I ‘didn’t have the balls’ to come out like this and ask you for another towel… well… not EXACTLY like this… it was buttoned when I first left the room. I don’t thing he has a clue what I
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exquisemarquise: Mixed media paintings truly innovative and expressive by Monsieur Ted aka ted basdevant Artists on Tumblr
mansurfer: French Lads - Picwik & Ted TN - Sneaker Fucking Sportsgear Chavs: Inked muscle stud Picwik puts every buff muscle to work as he fucks into his chav mate Ted TN’s hole, but not before the tracksuit clad dudes have spent some time on some
crowmemes: oak23: pattiluphone: seriousjones: ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun actually, this is ted cruz emulating napoleon, foreshadowing that if elected, he will become a vicious war hungry imperialist dictator napoleon also is pulling
buzton: urrbann: Ted Official Trailer (2012) Ted is an upcoming American comedy film, directed, co-written and co-produced by Seth MacFarlane. (creator of Family Guy) It stars Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, and Seth MacFarlane. It is set for a July
un-limi-ted: mean-maori: mygoddessathena: they have the exact same laughing face omg Already Reblogged before but good lord, that freaking gene pool is amazing http://un-limi-ted.tumblr.com/
big-ted-bear: fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: fantasygirl209: Visiting daddy at work You’re the perfect stress reliever babygirl. Thank you daddy. I try You do a great job babygirl. I need to bring you to work more often.
fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: fantasygirl209: Visiting daddy at work. I love when you visit babygirl. I don’t think the secretaries like it daddy That’s too bad for them babygirl. Yes. Only I get my daddy
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luciferlaughs:Upon his arrival to Tallahassee, Florida, after his successful escape from jail, Ted Bundy rented a room on West College Street which was only a block away from the Florida State University. Ted started to hang around the campus and join
tcc-concepts:Concept: In hell, the devil is forcing Ted to burn his sock collection. noooooo i ship ted & his socks so hard :(
Last Words Ted Bundy - “I’d like you to give my love to my family and friends.” Serial Killer Ted Bundy confessed to killing 30 women between 1974 and 1979 in Washington, Colorado, Florida and Utah. His total number of victims is unknown and is
blue-masquerade: looses: thatfunnyblog: Ignore Ted, and just look at Marshall having cake in the background. hahahaaha sometimes i’m ted and sometimes i’m marshall
hoiphalloi: Ted Colunga (1 of 3) xerxys: Ted Colunga and his famous meat.
machodesungao: Ted Colunga http://www.manwink.com/ted_colunga/i/30099
woofproject: youmayhavetositdownforthis: 10mintwo: the most beautiful superthick penis I’ve ever seen. Ted Colunga. Absolutely flawless massive glans and vascular phallus shaft. utterly stunning masculine beauty. Great dick Ted’s hot fat cock
memeufacturing: interviewer: thanks you for speaking with us, Ted ted cruz: No problem!interviewer *really fast*: SerialKillerSaysWhatted cruz: what?campaign manager: *screams*
airyairyquitecontrary: geisterweg: I want everyone to push the Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer joke relentlessly until Ted Cruz is forced to address whether or not he is the zodiac killer in a debate we got David Cameron to deny skullfucking a pig so
natwidow: somebody needs to tell donald trump the internet thinks ted cruz is the zodiac killer bc trump would 100% take it to the next level he’d probably have ted cruz arrested and I for one think that would be hilarious to witness
beckettes: i see yr “ted cruz is the zodiac killer” theory and raise u a “ted cruz is literally every serial killer” theory.
sealedbeastnue: stray-suh-nur: thedefiantpotato: maximumbuttitude: when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ? The final boss You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right? I will not let Ted hide
big-ted-bear: fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: Good morning babygirl. Mmm good morning daddy I love waking up to you beside me.
