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maximumbuttitude: when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
memeufacturing: i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer
slimetony: teahugsandcookies: slimetony: shut-up-ted: slimetony:You can cook bagel bites in the oven or the microwave where else would you cook bagel bites Sometimes I dont! @slimetony how much willpower did it take to bite into that frozen bagel
chubby-bunnies: ted: Comedian and journalist Stella Young is tired of people telling her she’s an “inspiration” just for getting up in the morning. In a hilarious, hard-hitting, and thought-provoking talk at TEDxSydney, she explains why.
nbcatoz: The most romantic comedy of the fall is almost here. A to Z premieres Thursday at 9:30/8:30c on NBC. Isn’t this the Chick that ended up being Ted’s wife in how I met your mother?
sasha-leader-of-the-potato-clan: thebigbywolf: thefrostgiantess: daunt: chandeluresinitaly: towairaito: s8xyvriska: ted-rumsworth: yandeery: erin-barren: WHAT W H A T BACK DA FUQ UP I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN COLLEGE??? i thought shaggy was like
britishgentlelady: tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates have to team up and go back in time to stop him but along the way jeb bush realizes his dream to dance and ted cruz goes rogue and becomes the zodiac
kairiwiki: basically-fabulous: Guys we need to stop saying Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. He was born in 1970, when the killer was active in 1968-69. Clearly he’s the SON of the Zodiac Killer, all grown up and ready to follow in the footsteps of
micdotcom: Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).
crime-she-typed: damnian-wayne: micdotcom: Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!). I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump ^^^YOOOO I FORGOT THAT WAS A THING 👀
fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: privatefamilytime: I love how Daddy “tucks me in” at bedtime. I want to make sure you’re all tired out & filled up babygirl. Yes daddy. You do such a good job at it
fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: jimmy-incest-stories: Daddyyyyyy pwease wake up. Hmm what’s the matter babygirl? I can’t sleep daddy!
fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: daddyforlittlegirl: If she was wearing a skirt, it was guaranteed, at some point her Daddy would put his hand up it and discreetly molest her. You know I love to make you cum when we’re out babygirl. I do daddy.
sanspanties: damnian-wayne: micdotcom: Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!). I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump And both these assholes want to be President of the United
tedemmons: Photo by Ted Emmons Make Up: Dana Delaney Styled by Ton Aguilar Model: Brianna Olenslager
lepetitenoirmarkie: ithotyouknew2: capacity: kairo-koutureee: brosandprose: tylerct: ted: Ella Dawson has genital herpes, and she wants to tell you about it. She’s not speaking up for the shock value — she’s telling you because she wants
haave-you-met-ted: my dad was watching me on my laptop and i knocked one of my recent downloads and this came up
haave-you-met-ted: we’re here to fuck shit up
bi-until-theday-idie: ictuaun: the-real-ted-cruz: shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all nah, i don’t know how to put on makeup AND I’M GLAD I DON’T!
videohall: Girls at the bar > Yeah, this is why I wear swimming goggles when I go up and talk to girls. > The lesson is clear, girls appreciate a man who gathers intelligence about them. > Basically explains Ted Bundy.
haave-you-met-ted: mssecondopinionson: I LOOKED UP THE CHICK WHO DID THE HEY GIRLS THING ????????? WHY DOES SHE KEEP MAKING PICTURES im finding herand murdering her.
thewinterotter: allonsyforever: allonsyforever: John Legend criticizes Republicans like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for their responses to the video recording of Trump admitting to sexual assault John Legend continues to live up to his last name in every
iamemmawithglitter: ted: Ella Dawson has genital herpes, and she wants to tell you about it. She’s not speaking up for the shock value — she’s telling you because she wants all of us to be able to talk about STIs without shame or stigma. When
ditzydolls: bimbosminder:So I took up a new hobby a few months ago: sucking cock. Luckily, it was around the same time that Ted moved in. He was a Craigslist find, after me and Clarissa realized that we still needed a roommate after Dianne left. The
tedemmons: Photographer: Ted Emmons Producer/Stylist: Melanie deJesusAssistant: Emily DeTomasoMake Up: Dana DelaneyHair: Sal SalcedoModel: Vick @photogenics
teacupkids: lolastarship: tedemmons: Photographer: Ted Emmons Producer/Stylist: Melanie deJesusAssistant: Emily DeTomasoMake Up: Dana DelaneyHair: Sal SalcedoModel: Vick @photogenics Indie/gypsy/modern/models Q
screwupunk: iamnerdhearmednd: ted: Well, that was easy. You just learned 8 Chinese words in the cutest way possible. Love this!! its actually how they come up with the chinese characters, through the actually thing itself
fantasygirl209: big-ted-bear: One of my favorite ways to wake you babygirl. YALA YALA DOYAMAZSIN… Mmmm I love when you wake me up like this
badmanwandering: I know a place in Montana, though I’ve never been. It’s a ranch that let’s you “hunt” bison from their herd. Then they have it butchered and packaged up for your freezer. It sounded kind of horrible at first. A Ted Nuggent
politicalmachine: blurryselfie: Confirmed. some people say ted cruz can’t be the zodiac killer because his age doesn’t line up. but here’s the thing: he wasn’t even born in the united states, he was SUPPOSEDLY born in canada. what if his documents
sft425: sirpuddings: mindfulwrath: kairiwiki: basically-fabulous: Guys we need to stop saying Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. He was born in 1970, when the killer was active in 1968-69. Clearly he’s the SON of the Zodiac Killer, all grown up and
aestheticfeminist: my friend drunkenly watched a TED talk last night was like “this stand up is terrible what the fuck”
in other not super sad thinkings of bun: I will pay someone to just film ted cruz all day, nothing cheers me up more than watching his awkwardness. he is what happens when a blobfish somehow finds itself running for president and doesnt know how he got
tfsplash: bimbosminder:So I took up a new hobby a few months ago: sucking cock. Luckily, it was around the same time that Ted moved in. He was a Craigslist find, after me and Clarissa realized that we still needed a roommate after Dianne left. The funny
benandtherabbithole: haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted: andrewbelami: thatgurlataylor: autie-commie: boozevulture: hamiltonthemusicalfan666: ikazon: andrewbelami: Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies #We did it honey#the evil
extramadness: “Just because two people don’t wind up spending their entire lives together doesn’t mean their relationship was a failure.” — Ted Michael (via quotemadness)
amiesonata: scoone: ted-rumsworth: yandeery: erin-barren: WHAT W H A T BACK DA FUQ UP I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN COLLEGE??? i thought shaggy was like 30 ambition: none Well shit Velma I’M THE SAME HEIGHT AS VELMA OMFG
boy48: Kanye is up on that stage doing a damn TED talk and i am not here for it
devilishcuriosities:Serial killer Ted Bundy often came back to his crime scenes for hours on end. There, he brushed and even touched up the corpses makeup before having sex with them.
filmonx: Photo by Ted Emmons Make Up: Dana Delany Styled by Tony Aguilar Model: Brianna Olenslager http://www.tedemmons.com/
16chakras: Pin-up Art by Ted Withers (1896 - 1964)
accioharo: mindfulwrath: kairiwiki: basically-fabulous: Guys we need to stop saying Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. He was born in 1970, when the killer was active in 1968-69. Clearly he’s the SON of the Zodiac Killer, all grown up and ready to
bisexuelledoe: ictuaun: the-real-ted-cruz: shout out to women who don’t wear make up im in love with you all
vaspider: brosandprose: tylerct: ted: Ella Dawson has genital herpes, and she wants to tell you about it. She’s not speaking up for the shock value — she’s telling you because she wants all of us to be able to talk about STIs without shame
