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whitepeoplesaidwhat: This woman is a teacher. When I told her that her caption was horrible she pulled the whole “Oh my students love when I call myself a black girl. It’s an ongoing joke. We are the world. I don’t see race” bullshit. Ughhhhhhhhh
twentydeepsteps: twentydeepsteps: I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets: cumberbangers: sspock: sspock: How many ears does Kirk have? Three ears. The left ear, the right ear… and the final front ear I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and
piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall:I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying perceptionofadove
dumb-science-jokes: Teachers: “standardized tests don’t work!” Students: “standardized tests don’t teach us anything!” Parents: “get rid of standardized tests!” Pearson: “hey Governor, here’s 轜,000.00” Governor: “These tests
thatfunnyblog: so one of our trophy cases were open and my friend went into it and then someone else closed it as a joke and accidentally locked it and we had to get a teacher to unlock it and she laughed dude it’s like harry potter Funny Stuff you
effington: I remember once in high school running into my friend Sammi after school and she looked freaked out and we asked her what was wrong and she was silent for a minute before she told us she’d made a joke to one of her teachers and he’d laughed
best-text-posts: diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty
123ery: i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.
youre-joking-perce: gandalfthegreywarden: welpwomp: professor-remus: datvikingtho: lightgetsout: satanstrousers: em-in-the-den: current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor current aesthetic: the history
grawly: carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do? They throw one cigarette
planetplumbob: explosive-jingly-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
twentydeepsteps:twentydeepsteps: I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
dom-wolfy: petitedeath: piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall:I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying the human male is a large annoying loud pair of
moonykins: theimaginatorifunny: piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall: I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying *Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares
onlyblackgirl: likeathunderbolt: viewsfromthe7even: onlyblackgirl: The white Spanish teacher this is so real Who’s going to tell the Americans that Spanish people are white Europeans? Who’s gone tell you that the joke went over your head?
leonmcgann: this one time in primary school we were doing a play and the teacher asked who wanted to be a flower and i put my hand up as a joke but then i actually got the role ‘flower’, i feel like this is what happened when robert pattinson got
piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall:I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying
moonykins:theimaginatorifunny: piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall: I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying *Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares
curtar-xo: shutup-and-3at: okay so as my history teacher is handing out our textbooks, he stops and says, and i’m not joking, why did they put Morgan Freeman on the cover. morgan freeman. gonadsoverdose lightning-moon
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
scarier: so one of our trophy cases were open and my friend went into it and then someone else closed it as a joke and accidentally locked it and we had to get a teacher to unlock it and she laughed
carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do? They throw one cigarette over board
daddylovesangel: daddyslittletemptation: I think daddy liked his gift… I was finally turning 50, and not feeling great about it.My little princess came home from school one day with a funny joke she’d heard from a teacher, Mr Jones. He’d said
mockingday: when your teacher tells a joke
collagens: when the teacher you hate makes a joke
762x54r-innawoods: churchofthegear: oh my god this is the best thing ever Me as a teacher Hahahaha always love this joke
qwocodile: moonykins: theimaginatorifunny: piercingsandink: outside-the-inside-joke: videohall: I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator It’s like a rainbow…of ugly. Crying *Calmly* “Here, the angler
buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
ashtonscrown: Ok so i have this art class in school, and today we were doing some crafting. So I was very disappointed by my crafting skills and i started to “cry” in a joke way and the teacher just walks to my place anD I SHIT YOU NOT HE LITERALLY
helenas-hood: gllob: a homeless guy just said to me “do you tell jokes to make people laugh or to make people think you’re funny” and that is the most profound shit ive ever experienced I asked my old science teacher this and he said “I make
lierdumoa: inqorporeal: chronicreality: xzienne: skary-child: cruzfucker69: i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam This ain’t no joke I had
When a teacher tells a joke
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: airikjeong: So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale… A - Average B - Below Average C - Can’t eat dinner D - Don’t come home F - Find a new family AND THE FACT THAT IT’S NOT EVEN A JOKE THAT’S
HEYYO SHAWN & CROTCH NECKS: Today, my history teacher emailed us some jokes.
crystallized-teardrops: when teachers try to tell jokes in class
molotowcocktease: marcoereus: I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles,
internet-grab-my-tumblr replied to your post: no im serious like, idk have me say so… Can you say “the cats in my pants are on fire?” …Sorry, inside joke my high school Spanish teacher started. i tried to sound like i was in despair LOL
marcoereus: I’m so tired of people telling me German is an “ugly, angry” language. When my German teacher tells us jokes it’s the sweetest, happiest language in the world. When I teach my father the word for daughter he smiles, repeating “Tochter”
overwhelmedwithbasorexia: myraggedywinchesters: snorlaxatives: carryonwaywardsoldier: carryonwaywardsoldier: my physics teacher told us a joke today three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to
reverseracist: putahilton: me as a teacher how is this anything to joke about
twofingerswhiskey: explosive-tardis: twofingerswhiskey: MY BROTHER TOLD ME HIS TEACHER SAID “WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD” IS ACTUALLY A JOKE SAYING THAT PEOPLE WHO WALK INTO TRAFFIC TO KILL THEMSELVES ARE COWARDS THE CHICKEN IS A PERSON
