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Type to wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you
danefonda: being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it
starlightcrow: Good Morning
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hplyrikz: Clear your mind here
dulect: no need to thank me your credit card will do
hylianears: notafuckingwizard: Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets. who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the
Fluffy Sarcasm
Tfw u swipe up the wrong app nd u hear ur music fade out. Rip me
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naughtysalamander: male moans are really important to me like goddamn make some noise pump up the volume christ just moan its very hot
we NOT fam
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greenseer: I like it when a dog
fivefingers-through-fire: 97chainz: Why do moms put dishes away so loudly To let you know no one helps out around the house.
babygonzo: crystallizations: Maison Martin Margiela egg carton. only eat designer eggs
teenbitch: how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
bastille: How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so
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safetyslut: Modern poetry
underking: genderflummox: “never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” —
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omvr: U don’t hmu first i swear u won’t hear from me for months
Getting a 4.0 GPA like
shuckl: why does it seem like the other arctic monkeys don’t want to dress like that and monkey leader just makes them
urgentcum: today i saw a person interacting with another person and i was like how do you do it?
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick: “how to perfect the natural, no makeup look” step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products
deiformed: stretch marks because the booty grew too fast too fierce too furious
wingscas: sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent
susfiend: princeofthots: when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house DEAD ASS
greatwhiteprivilege: him: what’s wrong babe me: nothing just wondering why you lied to me on october 16th at 1:18pm
not to offend anyone here but, i'm beautiful and anyone would be lucky to have me
hoemami: hot n cold by katy perry was such a 6th grade anthem like remember when people wore converse sneakers and would straighten only their bangs and had an ipod touch with the background that said muffins are just ugly cupcakes
Morbid Jealousy.
slayboybunny: *gets ignored by crush* Fuck It. fuck it. from now on I’m living for ME. I am going to stay hydrated, moisturize, take care of myself and my body, work on loving myself first. I am going to focus on me and stop spending energy on others
baberellafox: dominicandeathtrap: 👀👀👀👀 💤
forever stanning erika
bigbardafree: idris elba looks like how good cologne smells
freaksovergreeks: why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
African American Proverbs
onlyblackgirl: J.Cole Tweet: “?” J.Cole stans: OMGGGG YAAASSSS SPEAK THE TRUTH! Y’ALL BETTER STOP SLEEPIN ON COLE, MAN HE BE SPITTING FACTS. Y’ALL SAID HE WAS BORING, BUT I DON’T SEE YOUR FAVS TELLING SOME REALNESS LIKE THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!
freelux: The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH”
Heavy Boots
if i have children i’ll probably get bored with their names or inspired and change them every week
willandanaplusone: yappanese: When my mother used to beat my ass I stayed in the bathroom and listen to Runaway Love n let the tears roll down my cheeks …….accurate
