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1o17: volanus: Talking to straight boys part 2 U done yet
xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx: susiron: lovelynobody00: moriarty: how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight
sageruto: petition to force parents to understand that looking at a near straight a report card and only talking/asking about the one grade that isn’t an a to ask why its not an a is so fucking damaging and disgusting to their kids
ggem: you-do-not-talk-about: mikalopsia: a-god-awful-small-affair: pakeeztani: princcss: persnicketyqueerprincess: Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives. 💀💀 It’s
apha4me: dickzoned:1o17:volanus: Talking to straight boys part 2 U done yet FRONT TO BACK CUTIE(: snarksassandalittlecrass new OKC tactic
caroldanversenthusiast:i will never forgive the straights only talking about Chris Evans’ sweaters in Knives Out when Ana De Armas is literally RIGHT THERE and wearing the shit out of them.
ayvette29: unfamouskiid: Nowadays most people ain’t even dating, they’re just talking, fucking, catching feelings, and ending up in situations Straight up
kurainova: pekourl: hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them So fucking true.
When people assume I'm straight and start talking about the LGBT+ community.
fisaspoopyforestgreen: nextyearsgirl: gemmy2: shireprincess: What the fuck they’re two years old STRAIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING WEIRD This is exactly what I was talking about the other day. It’s not even just the bizarre urge to sexualize
sebastian46: My sister’s bf came over to pick up her purse earlier and I knew he had a big dick well because well my sister and i we talk…And I straight out said Shannon said you have a big cock and I want some of it so he gave me the business….
therighteousmantheangelofthelord: dancing-inthemoonlite: So today my mom went through my phone, and she gave me a straight face and said we needed to talk. And she showed me this text from my friend. And then she tells me that she’d looked up Johnlock
theaceofskulls:Well look what we have here: exactly what I was talking about, straight from the writers.
thesylverlining: lecheta: tfw u say smthn gay by mistake around The Hets and the kill bill alarm goes off in your head and you look like taxidermy fox until they brush off the suspicion and go back to talking about straight people things that is…
mattistumbly:livsoulsecrets:I think we as a society don’t talk enough about how Vision is incapable of producing a single straight child:Parenting done right!
5000letters: i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight
brightestbiochemist: #i know they kinda did this by accident in the first avengers#but i wanna know#like were they just hanging out one day#drinking a couple of beers and talking about freedom and patriotism#when thor just sits straight up#‘bro’#steve
pekourl: hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them
narcotic: my favorite part about school is the straight boys that sit in close range of each other and travel in little packs and only talk about how much weed they smoke
iswearimnotnaked: being in love w/ a christian straight white male™ is 100% the hardest thing because you wanna kiss and hold and love him but the moment he talks about ANY social/race issues ur thinkin about poisoning his coffee
shrekmovie: me when a straight white boy tries talking 2 me
captainmwai:This is definitely one of the things about talking to The Straights that most confuses me.
trixiespads: weather-peen: never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”
bardicbottom: barry-bluejeans: probablylucasmiller: awfulpigeon: themacklemorebrothers: uselessgaywhovian: review your favorite podcast and make it sound as shitty as possible four straight cis white men talk about their ocs Bad advice from men
orcs-deserve-better: punkphobe: punkphobe: punkphobe: The only straight men fictional characters that I love are the ones that are just like “God i fucking love my wife” How can u go wrong with this This is the ship dynamic I was talking about!
oiltipped:hate when guys talk about having kids to “continue their legacy”. sorry, is this 1692? what legacy are you chatting about? a ¾ full nando’s rewards card, a parking space, and a couple of podcast ideas? all your straight cousins
Come think of it, why do straight boys always talk, dress, and act like they’re ill? The low, emotionless voice, the tired, expressionless face, the baggy, dull clothing? Something’s up.
faggotboy22: boss-of-fags: stopnodontstop:Yeah and believe me, that’s exactly how they feel about us. They mock us, they ridicule us, they make fun of us. I know because I can pass for straight, and I have been among them when they are talking about
I heard from my old friend Tony today and he gave me permission to share a bit of him. He’s a sexy and friendly guy from Colorado and would love to hear from you all. He’s a straight guy but loves to talk with fans. He said if he gets enough
surprisebitch: me talking to my hot straight friend
presidentgay:gay culture is struggling to find things to have small talk about with straight people but instantly having 1000 weirdly obscure common interests with gay people that don’t even revolve around being gay just gay ppl like the same weird
haversackers: small-hub: Reminds me of a kinky Dick van Dyke show. Maybe that’s just the black and white talking. Can’t you just see it in your mind’s eye… Cute, and seemingly super-straight Laura (MTM) loving it as her husband Rob Petrie
nutbustin:Let me get this straight. If you start talking to me everyday and night, I’m obviously going to get attached to you. Even if I never planned to in the first place, I will. So before you start getting close to me, make sure you won’t just
jadethemerman: Talking to straight boys
luckyra88it: bingedrunk: when straight people talk to gays BACK WHEN DISNEY CHANNEL KNEW WHAT WAS UP I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS SHOW
… Okay so I wanted to tell young lady that she still straight even tho I’m talking to her. I wanted to let her know I identify as male not female but how can I when I haven’t even started the process. I feel like telling ppl who I am w/out
torisoulphoenix: noblerosee: themasterpupil: whotfismoose: maybe-itdoesntmatterr: saito-91: trilligan-island: adorethiswhore: cartnsncreal: I guess this is why straight men don’t like to talk about their issues with friends because it always
eatsuckfuck: fraternityrow: bidesertguy: fatcockbro: “there’s never anything to eat in the fridge.” Just pulled some meat out of the fridge talk about a sausage fest :) It looks like everything he eats goes straight to his cock.
thrashin-is-my-passion: So let me get this straight Rape is “Gods Will” But homosexuality is somebody’s “choice” Talk about making shit up as you go along.
teaandfeminism: Isn’t it interesting how the stereotype is that women are talkative and don’t know when to shut up when in reality it’s straight cis white guys who demand to be a part of every conversation and whine when they’re asked to butt
lovewomenkindoflikemen: asideofsmiles: cryptworksexual: thomas-tom-daley: Whoa this deserve a reblog Ily I don’t think people understand this concept. When I talk about my girlfriend and I say I was straight before I met her, I meant it. But
alienton: if you think gay men are obsessed with penises well boy howdy have you ever listened to a straight guy talk for more than 20 seconds
telernarketing: talking to someone and they go offline straight away
“Ok, let me get this straight before I give my answer. When you say the manhood department, we’re talking his cock aren’t we?” said Rebecca. “Yes, that’s exactly what I mean,” I replied. “Does this mean what I think it means that you believe
hothunksbubblebutts: The Gaily Grind: ‘BRITAIN’S BEST BOTTOM’ DARIUS FERDYNAND TALKS ABOUT STRAIGHT MEN IN GAY PORN, VERSATILITYFollow Hot Hunks & Big Bubble Butts ;)
caramelanin: rudegyalchina: king-clem: blackgirlsrpretty2: weavemama: THIS GOOFASS REALLY TRIED TO HATE ON MISS USA -_- he talked to her like a straight dumbass Beckys coming through with the bullshit and still master looking stupid as fuck
straponseduction: Fuck his sissy ass until he can’t walk straight and I’ll rip his mouth apart so he can’t talk properly, that’ll remind him who owns him.
nutbustin: Let me get this straight. If you start talking to me everyday and night, I’m obviously going to get attached to you. Even if I never planned to in the first place, I will. So before you start getting close to me, make sure you won’t just
vegetasmydaddy-deactivated20200:Mommies are amazing!I’m talking about soft mommies, rough mommies, gay mommies, straight mommies, bisexual mommies, pansexual mommies, asexual mommies, non-binary mommies, trans mommies, genderfluid mommies, skinny
sirladystein: theaceofskulls:Well look what we have here: exactly what I was talking about, straight from the writers.THANK YOUU.
cut-throat-cry-baby: Listen straight girls , if you find yourself sexually attracted to Ruby Rose or Natalie Dormer or just the prettiest girl you know– and you talk about how you would “go gay” for her– I have four very important pieces of
the-crazy-shipper24: Me: *Talks about my shippings* Mom: “Do you only ship people that are the same gender?” Me: “No, I have like two straight shippings”
completelywastedlight:overhearing straight boys talk about girls is so terrifying
sleepieweenie: Straight person: I like this cause its so realistic. Gay people don’t just talk about how gay they are all the time. Their sexuality is never brought up just like in real life because whats important is they are people not the gender
today we had a meeting at school at 6, to talk about Rome, so me and a friend stayed behind after school for an hour rather than go home and then come straight back again. We bought chocolate and did out homework in the park and played on the swings (even
moriarty: how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
keeper0fthestars: squidfuckr: sleepvtea: brutol: im going to bed for a week Straight boys be like “?????? you fuckign talk to me?????????????????? duh???”
