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You’re home but your wife’s clubbing with her friends. Know that every musclebounded shithead from the gym is onto her. She’s drunk now, and she’s letting one take her home. From the spare room you watch as he bends her over, gets
I’m so drunk baby, fucking use me..
I know you’re married, and I know your husband..
I’m v drunk and lonely right now, you should talk to me. ~~~
Getting very drunk.
funniestpicturesdaily: Every single time. This is when we have that pep talk with our-self about how we are holding it together just fine.
temperanceriver: Mmmmkay. Now that I’m drunk, let’s talk about this fucker right here. Jfc. I went to see Die Hard on Valentine’s day and unf. Pretty sure my lips were chapped from too much licking after…. PS god bless autocorrect for my drunk
Talk to me I'm drunk........and horny;)
Babe, I don’t even talk to him anymore..
You know what I don’t hear a lot about??… trampoline omo!! Like why don’t peopel talk about that?? I have a trampoline and idk why I never thought of it!!
Girl: “Yoo, you look so intense what’s your problem??”Guys: *staring into the distance sitting rigedly* “Can’t talk.”Girl: *confused*. “uh…what?”Guy: *says painfully* “gotta pee… Can’t talk…gotta concentrate..”**someone
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wuffen: just a general reminder that i welcome silly and weird and inappropriate anons at all times because my life is misery and talking to nameless strangers without actually engaging with them irl relaxes me for some reason
sailor-talk: Drunk cum shots for the drunk cum slut with babe easyaim16 Follow my babe for more of us 😘
Wish there was a way I could’ve captured my whole outfit yesterday because I ran into my ex while on the way to my friend’s 20th party and let me tell you, I fucking slayed him. He was so nervous and awkward, he couldn’t even talk to
imaginensfw: Imagine your favorite male character is drunk and madly in love with you, because of this he pulls you close enough to begin spooning, and you begin to turn crimson when he whispers thoughts of lustful ecstasy into your ear. He also does
godtricksterloki: hunny-sunshine: I know I’m really obsessed with a character when I start acting like them when I’m drunk Or not drunk.
hurtlamb: i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while I’ll have to arrange this, this weekend.
Always down for drunk, high and insane fucking.
People talking shit bout mean girls I’m bout to throw down
but l,ets talk abut that keyring [okemon I never knoew that ther would be a pokemon that was a set of keys and itreall makes me feel weird about litwick and pikachu
spooky-thera: luckied: spooky-thera: Zane shook his head at the text, typing out a quick “Alright, I’ll try to find you” before shoving it into his pocket. Talk about an unexpected turn of events. It took him a little while of walking down streets
Due to drinking more than half of the large bottle of wine my mother just went outside singing ‘talk dirty to me’ to the dog. I’m also rather tipsy and Sue and I came to the laughing agreement that if a cop showed up, we’re going
If anyone would like to talk to me, I’m drunk, and lonely, and I’d like to get to know you all better x My Kik and Snapchat are jaffajamjam
drunk and bored in my hotel room in Chicago. Who wants to talk to me? Please? -Y
Being drunk and horny is the worstttttt…
Talk to me while I get drunk
talk to me while i get drunk
talk to me while i get drunk & watch the olympics?
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Drunk Louis talking about Harry is my favorite Louis.
I had a creepy old guy stop me on my way home today asking “wanna go get drunk?” all because I was carrying a bag from the liquor store. Like no fuckface mcdickhead I just want to go home and make teriyaki fried rice with the sake I bought
o-natah:seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts are
drunk people and pasta
Drunk Talks
o-natah: seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts
My drunk notes from when I ended up at a young republican engagement karaoke party (and after party) I gotta get out of Torrance. These white people are wild. I literally sat there staring at this fool like WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME
omfg i hate getting drunk texts.. from people who piss me off too. “i can be your bf if you want ;) ” um, i think the last time i talked to you was like a few months ago. it’s sunday night, bro. why you even drunk. if you wanna drunk
petersxinternship:During the five years Peter is gone, Tony leaves him voicemails. At first it’s when he’s drunk. He’s always drunk during those early days. He dials the number he memorized years ago and just talks - the drunk ramblings
Who got these niggas gassed up, tryina act tough? Talk shit and i'ma find out where you at bruh.
smugsbunny3: whitegirlsaintshit: z1lci: Drunk fight about ACT scores? IB kids be like @zareidy
Just watch out for the stairs, Rose, you’re still drunk
and now I’m all pissed off at my dad arghdsgja like really the other day we passed by these 2 drunk guys shouting, not fighting, just being noisy and shit and my dad TRIES TO TALK TO THEM like it was so amusing to him and wants to get involved
so i got drunk from eating linguini earlier asghsgdfs it had white wine in it and i got tipsy sagha
tabikato replied to your post: cnvvj said:I was always part of t… I voiced a comic before where Nepeta was literally acting like a drunk Leo and people are like, “NO NEPETA WOULD NEVER BE MEAN OR SASSY, SHE’S TOO INNOCENT SHE WOULD NEVER
there are tears down my face please listen to Yuri’s drunk dub voice
im seriously thinking about making on of my charms a drunk!yuuri one..
yeah the drunk!yuuri charm is happening LMAO i sketched it…
got the sketch for the victuuri charm finished and im just about finished with the otayuri one, just need to do drunk!yuuri afterwards and im thinking of possibly adding phichit and jj i def do know there are more charms i want to make at a later date
Yes, being tipsy till 4am is never a good thing when only tumblr and talking to my bestie's bf on Skype are the only thing to keep me occupied.
I have a really drunk guy in my bed that keeps throwing up & I just want to go to sleep but not next to him so I’m gonna stay up all night. Someone talk to me please?
I’m drunk and horny so come talk to me…please
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harryolsen95: As horny as fuck, time for a dirty talk!
drunk out of my mind.. Still wish I could hold you here, and talk to you about forever #you’re an amazing girlfriend #the next guy that gets to have you is going to be the luckiest guy in the world #sorry for being stupid #enjoy your senior year
Gotta love Drunk Friends
talk dirty to me
I’m very drunk, send me asks!!!
I’m drunk talk to me even males ( rare opportunity) 😉
