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“Yeah yeah, give me a second, you horny bastard. Nobody fucks me harder than you, little brother, so I gotta take this shit off my neck so it’s not hitting me in the face five times a second.”
sxycurves: internetpornlord: Very nice Take that shit off!
Funny take that shit .. Lol
When somebody takes something from you and you're not in the mood to play...
sissycuckold: hotmeatmarket: Monster cock! He could bust a hole in the wall with that thing! Anybody taking that in them would have to take a deep breath!!
prettyboyshyflizzy: imchelly: candiikismet: thehoneyjaye: colachampagnedad: creamynut: What thee fuck. take this man’s phone away 👀👀😂😂😂 this nigga have lost all his marbles Take his shit AWAAAAAY!!!! 😂😂😂 delete this
violetsshine: violetsshine: Please treat kids with kindness, civility, and respect. Protect them. Do no harm, take no shit. Take care of them. You know, thing is, people who act like assholes to kids and “hate children” are doing exactly what
saintscoot: 2015 goals: take more selfies dress up more be more optimistic do more art, improve, improve, improve take no shit love myself more love myself more
dgawd: monsters-only: speedygonzalez2: Blue Dolphin Booty The ButtXXX 1st vid ever I wonder how much tissue it takes for her to wipe her BUTT after she takes a shit?
Most of my best thoughts, come to me at the most random moments. Mostly when I’m either feeling down or hopped on anger. Other times, when I’m taking a shower, or taking a shit.
yo tariq, i’ll be right back. bout to go take a ride around the block and try to score some blow and find a hooker. if angie calls, tell her i’m taking a shit or something. oh, and if my a & r calls, tell him the album is almost
Yeah I don’t know why it takes that long ass pause, I don’t fucking get it, I’m mashing the fuck out of the controller trying to speed it up, while Simon is taking his sweet time staring at the castle. just fucking go and kill dracula
“Sir I’m going to need you to calm down.” “DON’T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME LADY I MAKE YOUR YEARLY SALARY EVERY TIME I TAKE A SHIT”
reposae: You think you’re the only ones who’ve lost people? You think you’re the only ones with pain? You think you can take your shit and dump it on me? You don’t get to do that! So you take your goddamn pain and you live with it, assholes!
porrimicide: tukut: college tips - do not take 8 am classes- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week- sleep - when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it- email ur teachers and meet with
chronicallywild:armadillobear:goblinparty:I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities Do no harm but take no shitDO NO HARM BUT TAKE NO SHIT
blake707: greathole: emdaddy29: diorminaj: nuttymoonnut-blog-blog: txdominican: He’s aggressive. Fuck ya I’d take that anyday Damn Oh wow Yes I’d take that shit 🤤
efficientenough: poopflow: *oitnb theme song plays* *runs 3 miles* *takes 2 hour nap* *goes out to dinner* *comes back and takes a shower* *episode starts* you’ve got time
im-xo: truuqueen: when it takes your man 6 months to release a diss track and it’s still trash When it takes your man 6 months to release a diss track it’s trash and he put your business out there to diss another man
modernmajorjeneral: tingedlighter: iunderstood-that-reference: sweet-poisoning: afatbabe: stopirwin: i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively
memor-somnis: graphitetroll: sapphiredoves: STOP TRYING TO TAKE THE GREATEST BLACK ARTISTS AROUND AND MAKE THEM YOUR RACE BECAUSE YOU CANT ACCEPT THEIRS! ACCEPT THEIR GLORIFIED BLACKNESS OR TAKE A SEAT BUT YOU WILL NOT STRIP THEM OF THEIR BLACKNESS
gregwuzhere: uncreatively–inclined: dickscentedroses: hood2go: Taking care of babies is not easy, idk how people just be out here… having them ? FORRREEAL bless all of you taking care of babies. you’re amazing You get used to the difficulty.
alwaysbewoke: kropotkindersurprise: sarcasticlevellouise: kropotkindersurprise: August 14 2017 - Protesters in Durham, North Carolina decide to take matters into their own hands and take down a confederate statue. The statue represented a soldier
justsomeantifas: Trump talking about Charlottesville and the Confederate monuments at the AZ rally last night: “They’re trying to take away our culture. They’re trying to take away our history. This is our moment.” The dude is from fucking
nyaakos: jasmineaaliyahxo: allpower2allthepeople: jasmineaaliyahxo: shante-erika: jasmineaaliyahxo: CHINA IS TAKING OVER AFRICA 🗣🗣🗣 How so China is legally, financially colonizing the entire continent by taking over Africa’s infrastructure.
jee-q: Ever take a bomb ass nude without anyone to send it to so you just compliment ya own shit.
wargeneration: mylittlefashionblog101: saintscoot: 2015 goals: take more selfies dress up more be more optimistic do more art, improve, improve, improve take no shit love myself more love myself more Accurate as fuck i’ll prob do like 2 of
beckpoppins: frickyeahfeminism: gahlifre: gahlifre: So like any other teenage girl I tend to take a lot of selfies… but usually I take them only from the chest up, as I’m in a wheelchair and have both my legs amputated. I’ve always felt so insecure
datdrunkpone: kumagawa: JAPAN IS TAKING THIS SHIT TOO FAR THERE ARE FIGURES OF THE COOKIE CLICKER GRANNY japan.always takes everything too far that’s why i love it.
tmmyhug:tmmyhug:you guys HAVE to take “is dumb” off the end of your username. you have to take “my shit rambles” out of your talking tag. you have to stop apologizing for existing. I get so sad for every url I see like “[name]’s-stupid-reblogs”
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.
991: Sometimes, reaching out and taking someone’s hand is the beginning of a journey. At other times, it is allowing another to take yours.
sucre-dolls: saintscoot: 2015 goals: take more selfies dress up more be more optimistic do more art, improve, improve, improve take no shit love myself more love myself more yasss
mylittlefashionblog101: saintscoot: 2015 goals: take more selfies dress up more be more optimistic do more art, improve, improve, improve take no shit love myself more love myself more Accurate as fuck
2015 goals: take more selfies dress up more be more optimistic do more art, improve, improve, improve take no shit love myself more love myself more
Every lost girl I know is over 26 Every lost girl I know is just too afraid to admit it You give your body to me, I’ll body that like a savage Give and take, you give to ’em, they take this shit for granted, yeah Different than it was before People
evistence: lame-o-shooby: I don’t take selfies often, so when I do I take a shit ton to post later. look at this beautiful girl
slam: the—a–team: baestheticsss: Real shit tho I don’t even need the ten mil though. I will shelter him in exchange for taking out Donald Trump.
deer-dearest: *assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of
snoflakeobsidian: “Take a moment to think of just, Flexibility, love, and trust, Take a moment to think of just, Flexibility, love, and trust.”
love-takes-work: Frozen Treats in Steven Universe with bonus pink lemonade ice to represent delicious pink diamond shards All of these look so goooooood! Also holy shit that pink lemonade though had me giggling like Homer
yourcooch: housewifeswag: ohmyyyyy. take that pussy to church. did they really need to show him putting on lip chap? that shit’s not cute. They did.
the problem with Attack on Titan is that no one takes it seriously neither tihe fandom, the merchandising, nor the animation studio not even Isayama himself takes it seriously
I’ve barely taken or wanted to take pictures for weeks. It’s making me sad but I just feel gross and don’t wanna take any
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