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rideforthe-red: blehblehyeah: kobalt382: how do Canadians re-produce We fill people sized molds with maple syrup and call upon the almighty moose god to bring life upon their soulless forms to unfreeze it in the spring we hit the mould with hockey
voldemortandco: zubat: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family. are you canadian
slendermoon: Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
transatlanticwanker: french-toast-with-maple-syrup: SO WE WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND WE STOPPED AT STARBUCKS ON OUR WAY HOME AND I ORDERED AND THEY ASKED ME MY NAME AND I SAID “LORD VOLDEMORT” AND ONCE IT WAS READY I SHIT YOU NOTTHE LADY SAID “TALL
cameoamalthea: arianakidman: englands-ass: manaphy: slendermoon: Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and
shayroyalviking: battlersexual: fire-raising: homeboyslife: actualcorpse: dont give canadians money U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP. is canada
A Japanese Latte artist creates amazing anime characters using toothpicks, chocolate and cocktail syrups.
rlottery: therapsida: slendermoon: Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it you better not be fucking
angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk.
a-singer-of-songs: angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. I think you mean moose. Amongst the moose.
the-absolute-best-posts: armintyfresh: The year is 151441. Humanity is on it’s last string of life. Food is scarce. The last bottle of maple syrup has expired. Hope is dying fast.
microcroft: ragingcanadian: i can’t get into the maple syrup this is horrible somebody didn’t clean it off right and now the lid is glued to the botTLE IM GONNA START A RIOT i feel like this is one of those beautiful moments where someones url
I really miss roleplaying but work has killed my free time… In other news I just had poutine with bacon and maple syrup how Canadian is that, eh? ;u;
meisterful: drochfaol: ryancrobert: sexybritishllama: no cough syrup you are not ‘grape flavoured’ have you ever tasted a grape you taste like death and the tears of small children not fucking grape wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white
dry-cereal: dry-cereal: dry-cereal: once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at
thecorneredpage: truedecepticonleader: cathysdoodles: Maple leaf dragon is after your maple syrup I can confirm that these do in fact live in Vermont. Canadian dragons.
bgandrabite:keikifujimi:make adorable pikachu pancakesmelt his face off with hydrochloric syrup
nintendette:hdlynn:nintendette:I went to Starbucks, and told my barista friend to “Just fuck me up” and he gave me a drink with every single syrup.But was it good?NO
I honestly can’t get over how very Canadian this is 😂
mindfulwrath: unfortunatelyviolet: volunteerfiredepartmentmember: Lemon Snickers: a many bad things Citrus High Fructose Corn Syrup Sugar Vesicle: An Arrangement of Deplorable Affairs Fruit Candy: Uh-Oh
just-shower-thoughts:Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
captainstiffler: ripgrotesqueshit:We should stick a spigot in you, drain it out, and boil up some maple syrup
big-black-cock-in-your-ass: We should stick a spigot in you, drain it out, and boil up some maple syrup
hou713baddies: Chocolate syrup, tasty snack..
llivewhatyoulove: Pancakes for lunch with figs, banana coconut and maple syrup
theveggroupie: - - Maple Glazed Brussels Sprouts | w.nuts&greensCut brussels sprouts in half. Toss with a few tablespoons of maple syrup and a few tablespoons of melted coconut oil. Add a generous pinch of sea salt. Bake for 25-30 minutes at 375,
bbc-inside: For cum sluts, thick ropes of cock syrup are much more addictive than any drug.
bbc-inside: We should stick a spigot in you, drain it out, and boil up some maple syrup
ebony-nudes: ebony-beauties: We should stick a spigot in you, drain it out, and boil up some maple syrup
whitetrashcumsluts: Any time a guy dumps this much cock syrup in a cum slut’s mouth she begs for his phone number afterward.
suzieme: Her own clitty is one of her favorite toys…. It’s plump, it’s squishy, and most of all, it squirts sticky syrup! So Fun!
kayleepond: misslollipoptumbles: You guys I think @KayleePond likes me!!! She wrote my name in chocolate syrup on her body …mmmmmm :) ONLY 11 sleeps till Kaylee and I have our Super Human Sexual Showdown and I corrupt her forever with my SYBIAN!!!
did-you-kno: The hotdog making process begins with a puree of beef, pork, and processed chicken “trimmings” (aka the butchers’ leftovers) that are mixed with food starch, seasonings, corn syrup, and water until liquefied. Source Source2
omgpussypregolicked: For cum sluts, thick ropes of cock syrup are much more addictive than any drug.
delta-breezes: Homemade Vanilla Coffee Syrup | My Baking Addiction on We Heart It.
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dogslug: inthepitofmystomach: love ♥ food maple syrup bacon wings? hell yes i would eat the hell out of that
