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I was tooling around on my best friend’s phone while he was in the washroom when a text from my little sister popped up. I knew they were friendly acquaintances, but I didn’t know that they texted each other. I was even more surprised to see
I was so nervous. My little brother just accidentally texted me instead of his girlfriend asking to see her tits. He already texted like, ten times, apologizing, but I wanted to surprise him. I decided to just go for it. “here u go, u perv ;)”
onlyforkitten: Great surprise at work today. She is the best!
ashandj:Well that’s a nice unexpected surprise! 2-5-15 J is kind of a lucky man, but I think we might be even more lucky as readers.
gibby666: Princess was very naughty in the basement at work today (9/12)! She’s been told to just text “now†if a spur of the moment opportunity comes up. I was pleasantly surprised to get that text today on the rare occasion that we were both
wannawatchher: I may have posted these before, but I was just reminiscing and thought I’d share them again.Nothing works for me like a getting a text from my wife that some surprise naughty adventure is about to happen. I love waiting at home as the
So my husband went down to the bar to meet our 2:00 o’clock appointment and by 2:30 we were pretty sure he was a no show. This was a craigslist guy. I texted and called him, with no answer. We emailed him too. I was really surprised as he seeme
oramixassoramix: One could easily make a separate NSFW blog of naughty girls, adult models or pornstars playing tennis. The standard ingredients to make the erotic or pornographic movie a success are not surprisingly: The naughty girl wears no panties
sportyhotwife: Got a sweet surprise yesterday. My friend with the massive cock texted me and we met up for some afternoon fun. He is so big! I can’t get my entire hand around him. His cum tastes so good to boot! :) Merry Christmas!
Most of the other people at school didn’t hide the fact they thought Carlton was an overly posh twat so he was a little surprised when the group text asking for graduation selfies came to him. He normally wouldn’t partake in such nonsense but his
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almightybeastoverlord: GETTING COACHED BY COACH ON NOT DROPPING YOUR TEXT BOOKS. WITH ONE HUGE SURPRISE. Part 1 Top Version (I like this version more.) And yes i know some tops clip but fuck
Don’t be surprised if you wake up one day and there’s no posts from me, textes, or anything else. I’ll be gone & free and I’d want you to be happy❤️
Surprised Sexataries 2: More Ninja Victims by Amazonfan on http://www.SexyAmazons.comOriginal text from December 2012: “[Continued from Surprised Sexataries-1; sorry for the delay; it’s been a hectic week.] As the Sexatary hit by the first burst
Surprised Sexataries 3: The Sexataries Strike Back! by Amazonfan on http://www.SexyAmazons.comOriginal text from December 2012: “Quickly recovering from the shock of the Ninja assault, the surviving Sexataries grabbed their weapons and began returning
Surprised Sexataries 6: Looking Bad for the Ninjas! by Amazonfan on http://www.SexyAmazons.comOriginal text from December 2012: “As more Sexataries poured into the room and opened fire, the second Ninja gasped and clutched at her right breast.
Surprised Sexataries 5: Ninjas score again! by Amazonfan on http://www.SexyAmazons.comOriginal text from December 2012: “As the wounded Ninja slumped to the floor, her partner took out the Sexatary shooter with a burst of Uzi fire. I hope you have
Surprised Sexataries-4: Scratch One Ninja by Amazonfan on http://www.SexyAmazons.comOriginal text from December 2012: “Clutching her abdomen to try to stop the flow of blood, the wounded Ninja sank to the floor.” #gore #slasher #death
Picked up this butterfly knife for 10 bucks at a souvenir shop. What surprises me is that they sell brass knuckles, stun guns, pepper sprays, and knifes like it’s not big deal down here. Everything was on display in a glass box by the counters.
(M) Another wonderful surprise sent to me at work by my beautiful wife (S). Can’t wait to see her, smell her, get my hands on her after work…
The White Watched Woman. I hardly thought of her as the submissive type, but she’s surprised me again. The thought of her on lead, crawling after me, begging to worship my cock on her knees. Wow. Just wow.
Part 4 (and likely the final installment) of men.com’s X-Men porn parody will be out this week. The special effects seem nearly non-existent this time around, but that’s not too surprising considering there are six dudes fucking on screen. That’s
Mini chibi gift for Xaxi since he bought me a 12 month sub on DA for my Birthday… Thank you again what a big surprise when I got home for the holidays from Matt’s!
justiceleauger4evr: At home and I get a surprise text from Carlos, just checking in and wishing me a Happy New Year. My god just a text from him and it triggers me, the thought of what we have done, his size and how great it feels in me. The thoughts
I’m working on a painting to turn into stickers. Painting text is pretty tedious. I’m surprised that I’m starting to get a taste for it. I thought I would always hate drawing letters, but maybe it’s ‘cause I’m
(blurred to maintain the element of surprise ^^) I don’t know what to say…a whole bunch of things have been bought and no ones sent me contact details =O Set up a burner account, or send me an e-mail (seph5000@gmail.com), you’ve got
hessomuchbigger: When you texted your wife that you were working late and she replied quickly “don’t worry about it, I’m all good,” you were a little surprised at how easily she let it slide. And also how there was a two-hour window where she
Kagney Linn Karter, Alexis Fawx and Tiffany Tailor are going to surprise a dorm room full of college guys and girls and have some fun with them. Here Kagney is walking bottomless in the hallyway of the dorm, on her way to the party. She’s looking
vprettyboi: wtftimmy: Have you guys ever texted the same person every day? ‘Cause I know I do and it surprises me how much I text them constantly. Not to be a low life or anything, but I really like waiting for their texts just to see how their day
irobness: Missing you I look down at my phone & all I get from you is no texts, no missed call & no voicemail. I miss the days where you’d surprise me with both good morning and good night texts, you’d leave me voicemails saying good night
osprey21: A surprise text on my way to golf. Nice surprise…let me get that text I’m turning around to play with her!
foxytail11: Every Friday night, I rush home to Master’s house so that I can surprise him as he comes in. On this night I wanted to be Master’s cute Pet and to help him relax from a long day’s work. Master texted me that he’d be an hour late
Text 1 of 2: hey little boy, thought I’d send you a picture of my boyfriends dad getting a happy 70th birthday blowjob…surprisingly that dumb wife of yours is quite happy to suck away
tricias-captions: During her first semester in college, Gaby missed her sister so much. She and Grace started texting constantly almost from the beginning. Both were surprised when their texts started turning first flirtatious and then clearly sexual.
Forest is full of surprises!
couchprincess:It’s actually a surprisingly quick process to stretch your stomach, as it turns out. I can’t lie about how much it turns me on that I’m capable of devouring an entire tub of ice cream in a single sitting now…and
perfectlydrawnlines said: I agree with you completely, but I have both a couple of new t-shirts from Redbubble and they’re surprisingly durable considering how they feel (the print too). But I don’t suggest using Society6, like one of the others
junkerz: Rebecca Chambers - Birthday Surprise! Happy Birthday to @queenofsmut18 Have a fantastic day!(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ (◕‿◕✿) (I’ll consider knocking next time)Imgur Clean / Text Cumming / Text Model by @redmenacekun / @mrsmugbastard
luviosa: There are a surprising number of cop themed text posts out there
Tickling and surprising your pet,
kyrios375: The surprise has come (no text version) I’ll post the text versionI am disappointed of the anime version of this chapther (better read the manga : http://mangafox.me/manga/fairy_tail/v42/c355/1.html)No bath scene
Okay I’m done with the surprise bitch posts xD
wearethefuckingused: im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face
bgjust4fun: BGJust4Fun I would LOVE to get surprise text messages like this ANYTIME! ALL I ask for is you to REALLY enjoy yourself!!! Have fun and make sure to have the cameras rolling, take LOT’S of pictures and then come home and
browngirlblues: My male friend told me he has been crushing on me for two years and he wants to eat me out??????????? Shocker. So I text him and said that we should talk because I need to really lay down my boundaries with this guy and SURPRISE SURPRISE
voyeurhusband: Is love to get a surprise text like this
brightindie: Nothing feels better than a surprise text from that person you miss.
andishouldhavekissedyou: kitty—-queen: I want romance. I want a “get dressed, I have a reservation for us” surprise text. I want surprise kisses in public. I want everyone to look at us and see how strong and passionate our love is. I want it
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shesnotcheating: Out Of Town - Week 2 The second week I was away, Lisa seemed antsy. She told me she missed me constantly, and I told her I felt the same. Sunday morning came and with it another surprising text message, which included the photo above:
Mr. Crude was a little surprised when he received the text message from Jasmine, one of the smarter students in his classes. The text read, “Please come to the library. I need your help.”He was stunned when he finally found her in the library. Instead
exposemykinkwife: Surprise texts are the best
It’s so so nice being with Tom, even if he is fast asleep at the side of me right now, tbh not surprised it is 3:30. It’s something so simple but I’ve missed this, just being at the side of him awake or asleep…literally the smallest things short
Signal Boost : Please help me get to the dentist ! (reblog as text if you can please)
Oh surprise on We Heart It.
I’ve been texting an ex & it’s been surprisingly refreshing. Like I can’t even explain how weird it is but in a good way
Idk why I’m so surprised to get stood up when it happens every year around Valentine’s Day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I get dumped, cheated on, lied to, etc. At least this year I started off single anyways so I can’t be too disappointed, cheers
I tried fake eyelashes for the first time last night & I was HELLA surprised I successfully put them both on with the first attempt & they honestly didn’t feel too weird & my mua friend even complimented them! I was like oooowwweeeee haha