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my-darling-boy:First reason why Kirby would make a good top surgeon (Terfs/transmeds do not interact)
charlottan:ricepisspee:charlottan:“id like a hamburger……………………..with cheese” well you’re getting staples conversation with my surgeon after I hit my head on a windowsillsure
brownheadedcowbird:falseficus:butchyena:dude.i knew a surgeon and he once told me “nobodys insides look like how the textbooks say they will. you never know what you’re going to find in there once you open them up” and that was easily the most ominous
duckbunny: foreverabrokenfighter: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time
storyprovision:kirbyofthestars:d’ya think if i ask the bottom surgeon nicely theyll let me have two
transmascanine:optimisticpython:transmascanine:transmascanine:kirbyofthestars:d’ya think if i ask the bottom surgeon nicely theyll let me have twofun fact - you can! you can get meta and phallo and leave the meta dick unburied. or not get meta and leave
margotkim: In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.
TIFU by watching my boyfriend play Surgeon Simulator
writing-prompt-s: The surgeon comes into the recovery room to tell you that although the surgery was a success, there was no blood to perform a transfusion, and instead they had to use Mountain Dew Code Red. You don’t hear this because you’ve already
daftplunk: pupsnout: daftplunk: Do any of y'all know a good surgeon? Im tryna remove some ribs so I can eat my own pussy I know a good priest.. I’ll have him hit you up Never had a priest eat my pussy before
daftplunk: marianna-light: daftplunk: pupsnout: daftplunk: Do any of y'all know a good surgeon? Im tryna remove some ribs so I can eat my own pussy I know a good priest.. I’ll have him hit you up Never had a priest eat my pussy before A Young
the-zodiac-reaper: *Becomes a plastic surgeon* *Plays the create-a-mii theme in my clinic nonstop
drferox: the-ol-homosexual: Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse? Yup. One of our professional skills is ‘not being bitten
worms-fear-god-god-fears-youth: mspaintadventuring: tranimation: Patients of surgeon Harold Gillies during WWI and WWII Okay, these photographs pissed me off a bit, because they don’t show off how much of a genius Dr. Harold Gillies, the father
pettydavis: frqp: i-must-be-odd: loloftheday: Do NOT bend over during a panoramic… Suddenly craving Mcnuggies rcdart hyperrealism painting im bringing this picture to my surgeon
kyraneko: saywhatjessie: shedoesnotcomprehend: One of the most bizarrely cool people I’ve ever met was an oral surgeon who treated me after a ridiculous accident (that’s another story), Dr. Z. Dr. Z. was, easily, the best and most competent doctor
onehornywoman: It’s true. My sister is a nurse and got bigger boobs from the plastic surgeon she sleeps with. My long term followers know he’s her married sugar daddy who flies her to the most amazing places. Now she said she might go up one more
stella-starz: bimbobuildingblox: stella-starz: bimbobuildingblox: bolt-on-bimbos: Princess, the surgeon has got your proportions perfect, my dear. But I want to talk about those tattoos. You’re very naughty to get those without asking me first.
plasticfuture:Always ask your surgeon for the biggest implants they can stuff into your chest
rock-it-surgeon: Coming off a four hour AO3 smut binge:
peterfromtexas: Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) long heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner
ultrafacts: Although Yankovic refuses to use parody ideas from other people, Madonna is partly responsible for “Like a Surgeon”. Madonna asked one of her friends how long it would take until Yankovic satirized her song “Like a Virgin” as “Like
yourgirlcarmen: thouhoz: muslimnproud: vodkapussy: peterfromtexas: Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) lung heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner best national geographic photos saw this in the national geographic best
unrar: Female surgeons operate in Al-Jalla Hospital, Libya. Geroge Steinmetz.
themrcreepypasta: bundyspree: JACK THE RIPPER IDENTITY FINALLY REVEALED AFTER 126 YEARS THANKS TO DNA EVIDENCE DNA evidence has uncovered the identity of Jack The Ripper, and it’s none of the romantic suspects – such as the Queen’s surgeon Sir
brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
lokicolouredglasses: fandom-universe: kungfucarrie: The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.” “Come on, let’s mix it up!” The heart surgeon says. “B-but we’ve always done it this way!”
kittensfuckblog: “Men will never respect us. That’s why we have to use what God or a surgeon gave us to get what we want. Money.”
congenitaldisease: Chrissy Steltz of Oregon was just 16-years-old when she was shot in the face with a shotgun. The blast destroyed her eyes and her nose. Eleven years later surgeons created a prosthetic face to cover her injuries.
phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: darkwingsnark: phenergan: There is a serious lack of booboo tutorials. I think it would also be important to note that surgeons also use steri-strips (butterfly stitches) as well. in fact, all my spinal operations had
philosophy-and-coffee: fuzipenguin: whothebuckisfucky: me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time: I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can
vodkapussy: peterfromtexas: Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) lung heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner saw this in the national geographic best 100, this was my favourite
muslimnproud: vodkapussy: peterfromtexas: Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) lung heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner saw this in the national geographic best 100, this was my favourite I can never not reblog this
astro-surgeon: person: you look so relaxed all the time me: it’s the drugs
hipster-trichster: brbjellyfishing: fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon i couldn’t if i tried.
neptunain: surgeon generals warning: smoking cigarettes has been linked to always fucking referencing the fact that you smoke cigarettes in your poetry
fullmetalfisting: Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession
hottygram: Bored on your way to work? Clink link in bio to listen to my recent podcast while I ask questions on how girls get #datass w/ a top Vegas plastic surgeon. @podcastone by jessahinton
thejunglenook: ballpointpun: Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown. When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a
fandom-universe: kungfucarrie: The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.” “Come on, let’s mix it up!” The heart surgeon says. “B-but we’ve always done it this way!” The other replies,
Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) lung heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner saw this in the national geographic best 100, this was my favourite
Heart surgeon after 23-hour (successful) lung heart transplantation. His assistant is sleeping in the corner
allcreatures: allcreatures: Veterinary Surgeon Gareth Stephensen cares for Charlie the pug, who has burns to over 50 precent of his body from the Dunalley bushfires, at the Tasmanian Animal Hospital in Hobart Picture: Richard Jupe/Newspix / Rex Features
liquidcoma: mertvechyna: oh yea: the dental surgeon informed me that if u smoke weed regularly u should always tell the anesthesiologist before ur surgery, because it’s possible that u could wake up during surgery due to them giving u the dosage they
norafox: liquidcoma: mertvechyna: oh yea: the dental surgeon informed me that if u smoke weed regularly u should always tell the anesthesiologist before ur surgery, because it’s possible that u could wake up during surgery due to them giving u the
adventuresingay: When I was younger I was wide eyed and bushy tailed. Thankfully I found a great plastic surgeon.
shedoesnotcomprehend: One of the most bizarrely cool people I’ve ever met was an oral surgeon who treated me after a ridiculous accident (that’s another story), Dr. Z. Dr. Z. was, easily, the best and most competent doctor or dentist I’ve ever encountered
