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korcky07: glumshoe: I am Ship, the great and powerful conjuror of pinnipeds! “I summon a seal! Wow. Whadda y'know.”“There she is.”*video zooms in on seal*“Dun-dun-duuuuuuuuuuuun!”
teal-deer: joisbishmyoga: ladyshinga: behold, my favorite realization today. once i realized it, the text had to go on a picture so it’s internet official now Conversely, every margarita is a perfect summoning circle. That’s because they’re full
tell me 5 things you'd put in a pentagram to summon me and I'll tell you if it would work or not
orriculum: lurkdusoleil: I am done with anti-medicine nuts who are like “God gave us all we need in nature” yup he sure did. wtf do you think scientists use to make their medicines? where do you think they got all those chemicals. they didn’t summon
goddess-of-cupcakes: goddess-of-cupcakes:OH SUREYou can give me a Tangled world but not The princess and the frog worldthat LITERALLY deals with the subject of light and darkness I BETTER AT LEST GET A SUMMON I’m sorry guys i;m just salty when ANYTHING
world-above-sky-below: Comb Over Man Summons Brunch
wcjobber: sharkchunks: metal-rican: ghostoflalonde: So uhh, my clothing dye ate through my gloves….. +3 spellcasting +1 summoning EFF: 2XDAM vs undead The tattoo makes it more demonic than undead. So Now You’re a Necromancer: Beginner’s Guide.
candycorn-dreams: Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan
funnypages:Deadpool and Spiderman: Heartmates.
kvothbloodless: bumblebeebats: It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb
necrofuturism: kaelang12: necrofuturism: necrofuturism: dnd spell: vicious mochrie - summons an enraged balding canadian to improv melee damage at your enemies (roll for comedic effect) if you have a bag of holding you can give him two items to use
imgivingyouthedays: stele3: All of Hozier’s songs are about how he’s a revenant fueled only by the power of a woman. Meanwhile all of Florence’s songs are about being a powerful witch. What I’m saying is, I’m pretty sure Florence Welch summoned
dumbassfeeder-deactivated8675309: suprememoroi: wereralph: jordyjinx: why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen . this 7 second video has no business being this funny okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls? “I’m having
sarenderpity: 365daysofhalloween: bundyspooks: reblogging for the sheer Halloween ambiance of these pics !!!! The black cats are witches that summoned their pumpkin friend for a cuddle party
princecharmingtobe: bemusedlybespectacled: I realize this is a cast iron gate but I’m choosing to believe it’s a magic protection ritual It IS a magic protection ritual, and it summons an iron gate to protect you from intruders.
Wait... what are we trying to summon with this ritual?
dreamingbiggest: moami: the veil between the worlds is thin tonight but my restraint to summon a creature older than humanity and curl into its void arms to listen to stories from before the universe existed is thinner Holy fuck this is a comfy mood.
blackkkabutops: guitarbeard: Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been
randomitemdrop: kathaynesart: Total party wipe in my DnD game the other night. Damn op kittens. So, DMs, you let a low-level magic-user cast Metagaming Missle, and now they’ve leveled up and want a more powerful version of the spell? Spell: Summon
doubletranquility: Original Yugioh: genericly voiced guy: I summon rock golem and place 2 cards face down. I end my turn Jonouchi: He looks strong, but I bet yugi has something planned 4kids dub: some guy who sounds like a muppet from the southwest:
unabashedlybi: indyexploits: blackkkabutops: guitarbeard: Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed
nerevar-shid-and-fard: the-nwah-embassy: its-only-the-rain: Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him. Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking
sawnik:manywinged:an-anxious-gay-mess:manywinged:underneath-the-skin:manywinged:to the casual observer it may look like i’m trying to summon a demon but anyone who knows me will realize that i am simply calling my wifeThe wife and the demon are
woodsgotweird: Legend says you can summon a particular hedonist fae thru offerings of matcha green bubble tea and weed with high levels of cbd
butwhybother:hollowedskin: shamaniac-reverie: The alphabet shown symmetrically. Source unknown. no this is a sigil to summon a typographer Perfect symmetry. How fabulously Vorin.
pocketss:Summoner is more of a cat person
kainablue:elodieunderglass:antique-scarecrow:insufficiently-advanced:suneiku:Like can we summon this mlike to charge reblog to castA monster?A HeroSweet pangolin baby. A little guy. A friendLIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST
topgunhat: the-walking-red: that’s an interesting marketing strategy I summon Blue Eyes Hairy Chest in attack position
creepycrag:jsyk if we’ve ever had a positive interaction you can summon me for boss fights
“Lay your heart against my heart that I may hear your love summoning me to forgetfulness…. Lay your mouth on my mouth until all dissolves in mist about me….” ~Blanche Shoemaker Wagstaff
spazztastikim: clueless-gamer: 2snowy4u: imivi: jointeamfreewill: gipsy-bones: unicornpancakes: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT HOLY FUCKING COW. OKAY IT’S TRUE WHAT ??? I THOUGHT
Pride (2014) (where can i get this woman’s magic lesbian summoning powers?)
10knotes: In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.
thecolorffooff:who summon me rageomega b-boyleroy
meteor-falls:Summoning Lugia
somebody600:White people will summon a Mexican demon into their homes but will tell me I need to leave their country
ectoplasmmm: why did the Internet go right from making their lips big to summoning demons
Five Things You'd Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me
puzzleypuzzler: goopy-amethyst: goopy-amethyst: pearlpines: ohcaptainmycaptain1918: kynisme: clueless-gamer: 2snowy4u: imivi: jointeamfreewill: gipsy-bones: unicornpancakes: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL
hammersofsol: “I’ve had a dozen Hunters ask me why it’s so hard to summon a Dusk Bow. I asked ‘em what they thought of the Void, and their eyes told me everything. You can’t be afraid. That’s the secret. No fear.” —Tevis, Log Entry 19338
totalariana: magic-tea-cup: Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid So basically just inviting any boy over? @psychoxknyte @narangpabo @rageomega @newantihero
molotowcocktease: Thank you ryansuits for letting me be a fat magical goddess and summon all the sparkles of the Milkyway
irasciblethings: My Servants Never Tire Mercy found some ancient summoning rituals in her spellbook… Here’s a couple more of Halloween Mercy. I couldn’t stop myself from making anymore, this skin is craaaazy hot, fuck. Happy Halloween!
daintydjinn: Witch Mercy, as summoned. Keeping up with the halloween theme, here’s even more witch stuff. Full res: Imgur | Uploadir Feets: Imgur | Uploadir
crisisbeat: And trying new ideas for the Super Smash babes project XD How about a “Summoning suit” special for Samus (maybe it’s silly but I like the Idea of each character having something like this)This idea comes from the creative @ironbloodaika
myrealnameisterrence: bellusterra: Summon me. We were practicing. Tonight shall be fun
cumtest: cumtest: cumtest: allmyswallowsorg: Lusty wench summons the cum Let me suck your cock! I want to feel your cum cover my face! Click Here! Do you want me to be your little cumsucker bitch? Click Here! Let me achive my goal! I want to suck
asksweetmemory: incursu: um… How… Scream , theres a horse in my bed…with fucking red eyes. Dat shit wants to bite into my neck or face and steal my blood , soul and eat my skin. I’d then summon satan to come and take this scary creature
wearewakanda: Vixen Joins Team Arrow! [’Arrow’ 4x15 Promo] Oliver (Stephen Amell) realizes he needs help battling Darhk (guest star Neal McDonough) so he calls in an old friend – Vixen (guest star Megalyn E.K.). Using her magical ability to summon
satorinoadonis: Piece of paper towel summoned itself onto my foot 😩 someone wanna replace my fingers with something… bigger?
charlietooga: Some times you don’t even need to summon the dragon to get your wish…
acceptingamerican: A 50- something year old white woman arrived at her seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn’t want the seat. The seat was next to a black man. Disgusted, the woman immediately summoned the flight attendant and demanded a new
pepperpoppers: assemble-the-assbutts: fandom-pride: 2snowy4u: imivi: jointeamfreewill: gipsy-bones: unicornpancakes: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT HOLY FUCKING COW. OKAY IT’S TRUE
visit-me-here-in-wonderland: heart-snatchers: crossingwithmillie: bewvitched: zillyhee: andrewrourke: ask-the-multishipper: oh god what did i do IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT NO WHAT THE FUCK ill try it but i doubt it will hap- FUCK
captainhanni: i need to have a set of characters based around the lesser key of solomon because auughhh i’m so obsessed with belial. i have a little human character to go along with him whos hopelessly in love with them and summons them to the mortal