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graybeards: The first time I invited my new neighbor Jack over to watch the game, he showed up in a polo and jeans—typical suburban dad attire his wife probably picked up at Target. The next time, Jack got a little more comfortable in sweatpants and
drakestories: drakestories: My neighbor Justin and I had been playing a cat and mouse game for the last three months, since about the time he moved into our suburban neighborhood. Turns out the guy’s a big Mets fan in what’s basically Yankees territory,
drakestories: I honestly though Pete was just another suburban married soccer dad. After all, that’s how I met him, at one of my boy’s games. He was cheering on his kid, who turns out was one of the star players. But small talk eventually led to
clestroying: I want to be a midwife so i can see what all the rich white suburban parents name their children. Like congratulations Mrs Smith heres your baby organic granola apple quinoa Ok but my mom had 3 (would’ve been 4 but there were complica
afatblackfairy: Bald suburban mom who’s lowkey a hoe for space
xoblazinblasian: suburban-ghetto: You’re a serious savage bruh Lmfao
winterskins47: Suburban woodsmen
stylincutie: when i’m in my forties and i’m eating dinner with my family in our suburban home, my rebellious teenage daughter will be eating across from me and say “mom have you ever heard of that vintage band exo” and i’ll choke for a few
Roger Wilkerson, The Suburban Legend!
kinkajou: sachimo: suburban-turban: the main men oh my GOD this is beautiful
sprookyloser: Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it
yasboogie: 17 Struggles All Suburban Black Kids Know Too Well by Pedro Fequiere Meeting that one friend’s parent that you didn’t know was racist Being the prime suspect of whatever was stolen at a house party Your parents encouraging you to make
1like1prayer: *white suburban mom in a movie voice* you’ve hardly touched your supper
basedtaka:local suburban mom’s awful taste in shoes tragically rubs off on unsuspecting son
honeyboyy:healthy mom
vintagehomeplans: United States, 1913: Suburban Two-flat BuildingA duplex with a streamlined design. Both units have a large front porch, and their dining rooms are eight-sided.Modern Building Ideas and Plans by General Roofing Mfg. Co., 1913 (East St.
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panharmonium: oobiwan: obi wan is like a tired middle aged suburban dad that has to raise five children on his own and literally nothing they say or do surprises him anymore he is just living in a constant state of mild annoyance and deep resignation
afatblackfairy: Suburban mom on her way to a PTA meeting~ 🚘💖💖💖 Top: Teeturtle, Mens- Large Wig: Glamourtress- Freetress Equal Premium delux wig SPRING
ravnican: the-suburban-craft: @yahenni
quasi-normalcy: st-just: Impossibly cursed headline Me: **starts a Capitalism Camp for kids, charging white suburban parents two thousand dollars a pop for teaching their younglings about the glories of the free market** Me: **leaves the children in
brbjellyfishing: richard-maddens: melissa mccarthy going from this to this to this in one night is peak fashion icon behaviour and she should be recognised for it suburban soccer mom lady gaga
piknik-kuya: afreakin-goddess: brokebish: marxistbarbie: really though, “sneaking out” is such a white thing in every aspect bc firstly u need a big ass Suburban House™ with big windows and various levels of roofing so u can safely jump out.
the-suburban-craft:Be the reason why the lights flicker when you enter a room.
ccczzxnnxx:tyrannosaurus-nexx-deactivated2:Bears are so fucked up because they weigh more than a Chevy suburban but they can move silently, climb trees, swim, run at like 100 miles an hour, and they’re bulletproof. Shoulda domesticated bears instead
its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”
autisticnarset: donesparce: It finally happened A white rich suburban mom called me a dropout and told her very young daughter (who made the comment I was working very hard) this is where she’d end up if she didn’t do well in school Finally
ugly-bread: polyrhythmically: dukeneedsabreak: undergravity: airoe: why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious bc suburban families all over the world literally just steam/microwave their vegetables and serve
salon: America’s rural and suburban communities are experiencing epidemic levels of heroin use. Estimates suggest that 90 percent of new heroin users during the last decade are white. Sunday evening’s episode of the TV news magazine “60 Minutes”
missfloridian: As a 19 year old, I oddly love Target as if I were a suburban mother of four
comradegarcia: knee-stockings: marshiiygtheterrible: max300: eeyes: what happens if you mix up suburban white mom “i cant function without coffee” facebook culture and edgy anime glittergraphix emo internet culture because i have an idea. hows
toastyzuko: Shoutout to Rebecca sugar for realizing the scariest thing she could do for white diamond is make her sound exactly like a suburban mom
20aliens: suburban dreamsby Beth Yarnelle Edwards
theirownmoms: I could see this working as a Breaking Bad meets Weeds type of show. Suburban mom secretly becomes a drug kingpin. With her son right there behind her. In more ways than one.It could air after Oedipal Therapy. That’s a solid block of
theshamelessstarlight: suburban RW
diamondstatus: gottabefamous: damn.. [instagram: @young.fly.niggaz] Gotta be Hood Booty cause Suburban Booty don’t look that good 🍑 👏 💯 bubbled up and boujee 💯
ankle4u:The nanofibers in our MammoMassive line of bikinis takes the burden off the working, suburban goddess’ shoulders, so they can keep resting the world on theirs.
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brentwalker092: Hottie on prowl in the suburban jungle :)
catgotyoururl: sprookyloser: Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it Don’t tell me what to do?? I’m taking this to the school board
notnowtobey: thingstolovefor: Tip – Warzone The music video finds Tip imagining the unlawful murders by police officers if the roles were reversed, with black police officers pursuing white citizens in suburban neighborhoods. We see in the visual
grenox: Pt2 trade sucking dick in suburban station bathroom philly
simply-suburban: i love the notebook a lot
crabethics: catgotyoururl: sprookyloser: Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it Don’t tell me what to do?? I’m taking this to the school board #knocks 13x9 pan of brownies off the table of the PTA bakesale#Fight Me Helen
antoinetripletts:death-limes:its-tuesday-again:i don’t know why but insults paired with really suburban names crack me up“suck a dick, craig”“fight me, helen”“see you in hell, bernard”cuz it sounds like some vanilla
mewmewcrossing: IN MY SUBURBAN COMMUNITY????
dapperkey: adulthoodisokay: msstormageddonrulerofall: damngoodmovies: Suburban Gothic, 2014 Holy shit well i need to watch this IMMEDIATELY He read the fuck out of her lmao
bibliartistic: Based on this post. PTA sans is a beautiful thing, but everyone raising Frisk right and not taking any suburban shit is even more beautiful.
trannybrides: kong44: trannybrides: Crissy is amazing, so sexy. Image Cred: YUM Where has she gone Word has it she married her BF and settled down to a nice suburban life in New JerseySMY It makes me happy to think that she’s happy.
zeeman57: morbidrodz: The best vintage cars, hot rods, and kustoms Advanced Design Suburban
meme-spot: Sheltering Suburban Momhttp://muddymudkip.tumblr.com/ meme-spot m
meme-spot: Sheltering suburban mom The place where your favorite memes hang out, Meme Spot
white-pride-in-retreat: oneanddome: My daughter NEEDS this what happened? some blk felons robbed a suburban house and found this white girl alone?
fairycosmos: “how there’s an intimacy / in loneliness, / a deep knowing within the self— / how there are things you’ll never know about me.” — Bethany Breitland, from “Suburban Eve,” The Boiler (no. 31, Winter 2020)
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