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When auto correct decides not to be a nuisance and you can’t sleep.(Submitted by top-gem)
Steven Lapis Ocean Puns = Jasper’s Worst Nightmare(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)
How are you so filthy? You were only alone for 3 minutes?!(Submitted by spatialheather)
We are the Crystal CLODS We’ll always be a CLOD And If you think we won’t THEN WE’LL CALL YOU A CLOD. Peridot’s Theme song.(Submitted by ask-mini-shitty-glasses)
maybe i can fit u in right after bein too good for this(Submitted by lucario-of-hyrule)
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“Besides, I asked her already. She doesn’t even like Lonely Blade” “AUDIBLE GASP”(Submitted by anonymous)
Saved as: pearl’s bubbly demise.png(Submitted by time-lady-in-blue-jeans)
Night Blogger Steven makes a mistake(Submitted by anonymous)
The worst part is the pizza place only requested a pickup twice(Submitted by speakofthedevil312)
yes(Submitted by anonymous)
SHALL I TRY TO GET THESE HUMANS HELP US GET HOME NEXT TIME I TRY THIS(Submitted by the-rev)
yd is not taking this situation very seriously(Submitted by stevenuniversetransparents)
pearl is not a big fan of memes(Submitted by stevenuniversetransparents)
I hope it’s ok that I made it myself lmao(Submitted by poker-cards)
Well at least Lapis is right(Submitted by lapis-laboobies)
I drew this for that one text about Ruby’s sandcastle c: This is it on Deviantart(Submitted by moonxkitty)
amethyst could take donald trump in a fight(Submitted by sardanax)
We mixed it up this week. The pungent smell really brings out the lemon flavors in the gnocchi sauce.(Submitted by kayveedee)
there may not be butt ships…(Submitted by gothwaldo)
please apply all the cold water surrounding you to that siCK BURN(Submitted by warfstache-punch)
Night Blogger Steven discovered Animal Crossing(Submitted by iwantmyjuiceboxback)
Amethyst does a good job at reminding Pearl of all the times she’s lost it.(Submitted by askrubooty)
And so it begins… I know you probably don’t post arcs, but I thought you might enjoy reading it. My respect for you went WAY up after trying this myself :)(Submitted by anonymous) (Part One)
You got the best job, Pearl.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Two)
To be fair, some of those are probably Steven’s.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Three)
Let’s get this party started. (Submitted by anonymous) (Part Four)
Pearl is very tactful.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Five)
I’m still trying to figure out future vision, honestly.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Six)
“He’ll hurt you in ways I never could!”(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Seven)
Duct tape and waffles. If the two of them can’t fix ya up, nothing can.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Eight)
Connie knows an emergency situation when she sees one.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Nine)
She’s going to flip out when he hits his growth spurt.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Ten)
Peridot has to acknowledge quality when she sees it.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Eleven)
Just wait until he starts leaving birthday voicemails on Yellow Diamond’s phone.(Submitted by anonymous) (Part Twelve, end)
Night Blogger Steven made the worst mistake of his life: Telling Peridot NOT to report something.(Submitted by anonymous)
When yo girl don’t like nickleback(Submitted by crystalgemsamethyst)
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Coincidence??? I think NOT.(Submitted by crystaldweebs)
I mean come on, they were together for thousands of years before he showed up.(Submitted by alienspeed)
Peridot used to live with Lime Doritos, you know.(Submitted by mershyderpy)
YD can dish it, but she sure can’t take it.(Submitted by numberjonnyfive)
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Night blogger Steven strikes again(Submitted by swiggityswurenceylanlovesguren)
Part 3 to the series I did a few months back. (Part 1) (Part 2)(Submitted by becausechicken)
Part One of the real reason Jasper hates fusion.(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
Part 2 of the real reason Jasper hates fusion. Hope you enjoyed it!(Submitted by boopboopitydoop)
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Hey, it’s me again, Cool Anon #24601! Part 2 of 5. The blue text is Night Blogger Steven. The green text is Night Blogger Rose. The white text is Onion. What do you think? (Submitted by anonymous)
We meet again. It’s me, Cool Anon #24601. The blue text is Night Blogger Steven. The green text is Night Blogger Rose. The white text is Night Blogger Connie. Part 3 of 5. Enjoy!(Submitted by anonymous)
Well, you know who I am. Part 4 of 5. The blue text is Night Blogger Connie. The white text is Peridot. Enjoy! (Submitted by anonymous)
Garnet’s voicemail: ♫♫ Can’t get to the pho-o-o-o-one ♫♫ ♫♫ Not at ho-o-ome ♫♫ ♫♫ Wait for the to-o-one ♫♫ ♫♫ And I’ll get back to you ♫♫(Submitted by benjibuddy3)
Jasper Knows BestShe really wishes humans recognized that an attack can come from anywhere at any time and that they will die if they continue wearing those ill fitting, vitals revealing clothes and shoes that would slow you down immensely if you
