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I would feel bad calling my sister a stupid slut, but she actually listened when I told her there was such thing as Dress Sexy For Your Sibling Day. She might be older, but she’s not smarter. Getting this blowjob will be easy! I should set my sights
My busty li'l sis has this stupid shoe fetish thing. I don’t get it, but she lets me fuck her and that’s all that matters.
The moment she gave me this look, I knew things with my older sister would never be the same. It was the first time she actually considered my endless requests to see her topless as more than just a stupid joke. It’s when she knew I was serious.
“I still think you’re going too far with this bet thing, but I stick to my word. Just remember, you might be able to get me to do your bidding for another two hours, but after that you’re just my stupid kid brother again and I’m
The Imp tries to use more cock enhancing magic, but that’s just stupid, there’s now way he’s gonna be able to stand up with that thing right? Stay tuned for more developments.Go vote in the new poll on my blog to help choose Sydney’s partner for
hypnobliss: “No, guys, I’m not mad you snuck onto my computer while I was out.  But from the look of things, I’m guessing you accessed my special folder marked ‘porn’…†“Yeah, but all we saw was a stupid spiral with some static noise,
Yes. Yes. Melissa was just going to check out one more article, then she would shower and start her day. Of course. One more article. This site had seemed so stupid and offensive when her boyfriend sent her the link, but Melissa had always felt like thing
dumbandbigger: This big boy is my lover. It was a very small thing before just like me. But I love them huge. So I did that to it. Yes, it. It’s huge now. But totally stupid. I don’t mind though. I actually love it this way. A big dumb toy. It’s
epicsherbert: Yaaaay, my first picture ^////^ Im going to take more, this is really the only thing kinda cute I have, and the batteries died in my camera… all of them, all 12 batteries died…. stupid cheap batteries.
wherewhorescum: “It’s one thing to call myself "a whore,” it’s wholly another to see it visually reinforced all over my stupid face.“
“This is hot because I like how ‘natural’ it is… and also I have to admit sometimes I too have been late for things because my vagina has gone hormonal and insane and made me need to masturbate a stupid number of times.”[alternative video
leeterr: The reason I made this was a stupid picture of her in a thread on 4chen. Stop doing this to me. I genuinely feel bad for only posting WIPs and not finishing a damn thing but I can’t help myself. That body though
girlslovebigcocks: m-gameboy2: She’s smiling, looking to have some fun with the short little whip in her hands, and his cock - foolish, foolish thing - is sitting upright, making itself the perfect target.. Stupid little pencil dick. Wreck it.
The reason I made this was a stupid picture of her in a thread on 4chen. Stop doing this to me.I genuinely feel bad for only posting WIPs and not finishing a damn thing but I can’t help myself. That body though
I love how those things look stupid big no matter what she has on. She can’t hide them, ever.
Those things are darn near perfect. Big enough to look stupid on her, with room to grow.
usedteenslut2: How stupid is my big brother? After sending him a dozen pics of me naked he still just sits in his room and jerks off to them rather than coming to get the real thing. Guess I’m gonna have to take the initiative if I want
queen-nuba: priiincessaurum: slimmcharles: madriche: gee-avenue: things is still the same, they wont tell u to your face but; because they think most of us are are stupid and not aware of SYMBOLISM. no surprise to me the “king” james is walking
verycuriousvirgin: I’m trying to grow a stupid ‘landing strip’ thing and it’s taking forever and is itchy as hell.
crinklebug: I’m a cat and I pee on things (mostly diapers) This is my stupid diaper! No one else is allowed to have it now.
boyatherservice: stuff-and-things-and-stuff: femaleledworld: Ensures accurate pedicure. Beautiful use of the inferior gender If stupid cannot do a good enough job, She will make him useful some how. A few more beatings and he’ll get better. Maybe.
catbountry: higashizawa: im laughing so much at this stupid fucking thing. god damn GAGGLE GAGGLE
fuckyeahalliance: fitzefitcher: commissioned by readasaur ! PAY ME TO DRAW STUPID UGLY FACES YAY JAINA, DO THE THING! :D PRETTY MUCH PRETTY. FUCKING. MUCH.
To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:
islamisspreading:Imprisoning a Muslim master because he broke stupid, false Christian ‘laws’ should be penalized by death! It’s a direct insult to Islam and Allah’s glory to do such a horrible thing. These islamophobic white cops and politicians
africanconquest:All white girls should be educated in loving the big black dick, so that no such racist hateful things even crosses their stupid racist minds.
NEATOCO LAUNCHED TODAY! Check out the new YouTube channel I’m a host on! We’ve got chatting about stuff we like, we’ve got me playing video games with the video game characters, we’ve got us reacting to things while doing stupid
People have actually been injured doing this, so PLEASE don’t try it at home. The text will be familiar to those who remember the stupid cop from Scary Movie 2, who made this vacuum scene a sort of running gag. He said the same thing when he got
nastyblackslut: sweetblackpineapple: funyuns-n-coffee: honestlyyoungpersona: At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist This video is one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen. Wow…incr
justlearningasigo: onlyevergoingup: naomao: i’m in tears what a whiny baby omg This stupid fucking thing I love it why this cat sound like Luigi tho
douglasbartholomew: adventures-in-zookeeping: Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing? Big Hero 6 was a great movie
bigmint: babbybunnybutts: THANK YOU I would like to tell this stupid pessimist to shut the **** up… just because things are bad doesn’t mean it’s going to forever get worse. STOP thinking the future of America is going to
Do things the long, hard, stupid way — Do Lectures
the-little-house-of-morons: cearalucaya: aquaticslime: the-little-house-of-morons: Ok so this is going to sound stupid as shit to most people but holy shit, when I see children/baby clothes I get so confused. Beyond reasoning. I even ask things
eyorae: Stupid domestic Eruri AUs give me strength. This was also my first time doing an actual comic thing! Lots of work but lots of fun too c: I feel like I’ve learned a lot from this ahaha
adventures-in-zookeeping:Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing?
violent-rape-fantasies: Look at you, just a stupid, worthless cunt. The only thing you’re good for is for entertaining and serving men. Nobody expects anything more of you than to happily lick up piss and open your mouth for more like the brainless
adventures-in-zookeeping: Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing?
neuralnetsandprettypatterns: What if your head had a stupid spot? Whenever it’s rubbed and touched, everything floats away. Your stress. Your will. Your mind. Pure bliss, and you only have to give up smart things that were making you sad. How
Even as a child I would go out of My way to step on anything unlucky or stupid enough to get in My way. Now, I see these things up walking around and it infuriates Me! I consider it My sacred mission to put them where they belong. Pinned like a bug
empartridge: feelafraid: i am down for this!!http://feelafraid.tumblr.com/ask go go woah me too /ask
ok2beme: PLEASE don’t tell Me all the beatings haven’t taught you a single thing. What is it with you. Are you just “stupid”? Seductive
scootyshabooty: I just sit here sometimes like wow sexism is still a thing the fact that sexism was ever a thing it just it’s beyond me a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’ i don’t
jaclcfrost: it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may
libragirlfriend: when fiona apple said “im such an incredibly, stupidly sensitive person that everything that happens to me, i experience it really intensely. i feel everything very deeply. and when you feel things deeply and you think about things
mychampagne-supernova: instead of doing the regular stupid boring things we did we should’ve gone and done the stereotypic dorky things all couples do.. we’d of had a blast being us
jaclcfrost:it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may
bodysexgender: scootyshabooty: I just sit here sometimes like wow sexism is still a thing the fact that sexism was ever a thing it just it’s beyond me a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid
talesofthearts: regalbryant: johnnynothumbs: ohyeahpartyat221b: ex-genius: THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT seriously look at this awful thing No. No no no no no no no. I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid
setheverman: tooquirkytolose: My 26 yr old sister still says things out loud like ‘ermagerd’ and ’___ ALL the things!’ Like…is that what’s gonna happen to me?am I going to be 30 still saying stupid shit like O shit waddup! Are all the youngins
Every conversation will start with “hi, are you caged?” If they say yes then you can talk about stupid guy things. If he says “no” then you will say “can you put it on now?” Those are the only two things you are allowed to say until he
