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cannon-fannon: sulasaferoom: stubbornseedling: Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend. Thank you patient bird. @linguastrata @boiakk
time-traveling-fetus: time-traveling-fetus: Nasal congestion is so stupid. Your body stops breathing properly as a defense mechanism Plants: The human body: OH SHIT! *stops breathing to avoid dying"
pyrlspite: pyrlspite: vhs this cassettes floppies that so aesthetic where’s the laserdisc stans “discs so stupid big you have to find a picture of one next to a human person to fully comprehend the size of these things“
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses: literally obsessed w/ this photo of a diver hugging a moray eel humans are so stupid, please stop hugging the eel
randomitemdrop:viewtifulmarkovich: viewtifulmarkovich: justintaco: justintaco: I really hate those stupids posts that are like: “What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: FUCK my stupid monkey instincts making me crave human intimacy bitch we made houses and domesticated wolves we should be above this by now
The sky is stupidly clear and blue right now I’m excited for later in the evening when the stars come out so that I can listen to music, be sad and cry while feeling utterly small and human in the presence of the unimaginable depth of space
megapope: g-raver: personsonable: showerthoughtsofficial: For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse. you complete moron. you stupid
yourplayersaidwhat: The two male characters had just taken a leap of faith into a crater. Our female elven bard looks at me, the female human monk.Bard: Why did they jump down there?Monk: Becaise they’re men, and men are stupid.Bard: *sings about the
vapid-gay:enderman: enderman: whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!? i may be stupid This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head I love the human ability to forget
imlizy:maamlet:imlizy:dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make
fuckyahumor: 7littlelibraries: catchymemes: This is humanity put to good use. Screw all the stuff that’s happening these days, this is basically the only reason I like us stupid ape people. Little things like this, designed to keep us all happy
just-shower-thoughts: The massive increase of personal cameras has done little to prove the existence of aliens or Bigfoot. However, it has proved beyond a doubt that many humans hurt themselves doing very stupid things.
fox-muldr: how many more people have to die before the u.s government puts human lives before some stupid amendment written by racists
purplesmauge: clarityandchaos: earloffabulousness: everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby “Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself.” My favourite thing is baby sitting
wolfstrider: thomassawyerismyname: mangiemay: irvinator1: booksarerevolution: vegankween: 1. Those tigers look thin. 2. Zoos are fucking stupid. 3. Capturing wild animals and using them for human entertainment is a super shitty thing to do. 4. This
heta-era: kvotheunkvothe: dirge-for-a-madman:theanti90smovement:this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… ษ.He even wore a helmet,
abhortion: labels are so fucking stupid like why define something as complex as a human being by a couple of movements or definitions of fancy words believe something because you genuinely do, not because your extensive list of labels in your Tumblr
wearejohnlocked: mareeps: humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach
dirge-for-a-madman:theanti90smovement:this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… ษ.
everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby “Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself.” My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?” Then
hentai-ass: helplessloverboy: indianaindica:dirge-for-a-madman:theanti90smovement:this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… ษ.I
dirge-for-a-madman:theanti90smovement:this dipshit wasted 8 bottles of coke for this stupid 6 second video He achieved human flight via soda rockets attached to his feet. I think that’s worth like… ษ.If this was real, yeah, it’d be worth that
cravehiminallways212: Baby, it’s stupid cold outside…cover me. Be my human blanket? 💋 Gladly …. Let’s crawl under the covers and stay “warm” all day💋
soulkiba: stubbornseedling: Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend. Thank you patient bird. @nueps
pastabowls: If you have a good home life and nice parents but do drugs, have no job, and say you wanna drop out of school because you’re lazy, you are a fucking pathetic piece of human flesh and I will not respect your stupid privilaged ass.
sonic-the-human: staynegativebabe: tomtom1996: You realize the how stupid the concept of the “friendzone” is if you actually have a think about it Easily my favorite youtuber ever. Can we give him a cookie for that statement right there?
enjolrgasm: enjolrgasm: omG I’M WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HOW DOLPHINS ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS AND THAT THEY’RE ACTUALLY COMMUNICATING WITH US BUT WE’RE TOO STUPID TO KNOW AND THE OPENING IS A MUSICAL BY DOLPHINS SINGING SO LONG AND THANKS
theslothwhatgoesonadventures: -barry: wearejohnlocked: mareeps: humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death
i-wana-be-your-uke: This is why I love satire! I makes fun of how profoundly stupid the human race is.
karysmacurves: The human race is an unfair and stupid competition. A lot of runners don’t even get decent sneakers or clean drinking water. - Banksy
ladymalchav: wearejohnlocked: mareeps: humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a full stomach the
thinksquad: A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in the US. The algae virus, never before observed in healthy people, was found to affect cognitive functions including visual processing
ghost-with-toast: lotolle: purplesmauge: clarityandchaos: earloffabulousness: everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby “Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself.” My
death-by-lulz: earloffabulousness: everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby “Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself.” Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
naturaekos: ““Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”” — Albert Einstein (via goodreadss)
kool-aid-jammers: i bet some stupid retard human said that
stubbornseedling: Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend. Thank you patient bird.
ciryes:Humanity is stupid, according to Google.Well, at least we’re right about one thing:
amargedom: ““Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”” —
barely–humans: Niggers are stupid enough to take pride in their objectification.
we-came-here-to-fuckshitup: wearejohnlocked: mareeps: humans are very interesting because no other creature has gone through years of evolution to be this stupid sometimes a sloth’s metabolism can slow down so much it can starve to death with a
lotolle: purplesmauge: clarityandchaos: earloffabulousness: everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby “Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself.” My favourite thing is
thewildetyme-deactivated2021020:“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”Albert Einstein
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