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“No, stupid, it’s just the neighbors. Mom and Dad won’t be home for hours! You can be such a brat sometimes. Now let me get back to sucking your dick and stop interrupting!”
For once she likes his stupid dad-joke
hootie-who: No Dad… you can’t go to work. You’re too stupid now. Besides when you started to transform in the office and everyone had that orgy , they were a bit embarassed to keep you around. Now, you asked the gypsy to make you a ‘Young Fuckmachine’
cfnmfuntown: cfnmfemdomblog: thesheps77:OMG dad, did you have to wear that stupid hat? yea it takes the focus off my tiny penis Girls posing with the naked geezer!
momfacials: ms-oedipussex: WELL FUCK IT, LET’S DO IT SON! Your stupid dad never has to know…. Yes, grind your young hard dick into Mommy, pound my plush matronly ass. Flip me over and splay Mommy’s legs wide— ungh! Yeah son, plow your cock DEEP
ms-oedipussex: ms-oedipussex: WELL FUCK IT, LET’S DO IT SON! Your stupid dad never has to know…. Yes, grind your young hard dick into Mommy, pound my plush matronly ass. Flip me over and splay Mommy’s legs wide— ungh! Yeah son, plow your cock
footguy10: Yes dad you are good at foot worship and no dad you are keeping your cock cage on. Yes Mistress, I’m sorry for asking. It’s such a stupid teeny little cock anyway isn’t it. Yes Mistress. It’s as pathetic as me, Mistress. You’re
mommylovesharder: ms-oedipussex: ms-oedipussex: WELL FUCK IT, LET’S DO IT SON! Your stupid dad never has to know…. Yes, grind your young hard dick into Mommy, pound my plush matronly ass. Flip me over and splay Mommy’s legs wide— ungh! Yeah
acccionicole: wholmesianmisfit: #GOD DAD I GOT YOUR STUPID FUCKING CHOCOLATE FROG CARD AGAIN. WE GET IT YOU’RE THE BOY WHO LIVED. I JUST WANT A FUCKING LONGBOTTOM. I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their
ms-oedipussex: WELL FUCK IT, LET’S DO IT SON! Your stupid dad never has to know…. Yes, grind your young hard dick into Mommy, pound my plush matronly ass. Flip me over and splay Mommy’s legs wide— ungh! Yeah son, plow your cock DEEP into me…you
inverted-typo: bonus yeah no so I saw this today and this came out of it. An au in which Marco owns a jewelry store and Jean is a loser and proposes in this stupid way. I was spazzing when I saw it and my dad was like: the fuck is wrong with you. you
stonekidman: Dad and sis were talking about politics or some stupid shit but I wasn’t really listening as my mom was too busy jacking me under the table. Once in awhile I’d hunch over, moaning; and dad would ask is anything wrong. “No,” I said,
incestmomscunt: ms-oedipussex: WELL FUCK IT, LET’S DO IT SON! Your stupid dad never has to know…. Yes, grind your young hard dick into Mommy, pound my plush matronly ass. Flip me over and splay Mommy’s legs wide— ungh! Yeah son, plow your cock
fagsmut: Barebacked: An beefy dad with with big balls catches a young thief and fucks him stupid. (Hole Robbers)
dominicdunique: I’m not stupid. I know my Dad’s not really asleep.He’s just putting on a show.Still, saying my name while he grabs his cock is a nice touch.
nastytalk: She was sad she didn’t get a pony for her birthday, but when she got her present from her dad she forgot all about that stupid pony.
yourslutmom:- Dude, just accept your mom’s new lifestyle, she’s tired of your dad, now your lovely mom belongs to me. This way, your stupid father can learn how to treat his wife.
mynightwing: I was frustrated and annoyed when my dad let himself into my room RIGHT before I was going to cum. He had a stupid smile on his face, and I just layed down and yelled at him to get out. I felt him crawl onto my bed, lifted my leg, but
theashleyclements: vikander: He’s gonna be 3 in August, so he’s a little young to see this movie but eventually he’ll be able to see his dad being a hero! THIS is how you respond to stupid questions about who is watching your child while you
Somehow i managed to accidentally lock myself inside my own room and im going to have to wait for my dad to unlock my door when he gets home two hours later. /facepalm/
My dad literally just got really angry at me because I was laughing to myself while I was making myself dinner. Like seriously. He kinda hurt my feelings by the disgusted way he looked at me..
setheverman: thatsthat24: thatsthat24: Wanted to send this Christmas message out to anyone who needed it! I know it’s not Christmas yet, but I did wanna reblog this for anyone needing it today. All of the posts that I make or reblog are stupid
caluimhood: honestly fuck u if u have a good dad and make dad issue jokes that shit damages ppl its not some stupid ass aesthetic or thing for u to use as the butt of ur bad jokes
fembutchboygirl:💀 stupid-f4rt-lol Followbowser jr and his dad and his dad’s husband eggman🥪 probablyaprettyokblog Followliterally🐬 seafoam-bluesop made this post unrebloggable for some dumb reason so I stole it lol. does this count as
blacklongfellow: For my birthday, Dad bought me a new pair of sneakers. Being a stupid sissy, I got them messed up in just one day goofing around with my homies. I didn’t think my Dad would notice, but he did and was trippin’. Dad threw me in
that-stupid-tardis-sound: lovelyharmonics: that-stupid-tardis-sound:that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free
caseylalonde: ringtail-du-jour: Yep. I actually heard the “sanctity” argument from my step-dad once, and I explained it pretty much exactly like this. Even closer to home though, my mom is precisely the woman in the middle panel. Six times. I love
dad took me to target and got me some new clothes! here are the stupid tshirts i chose
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that-stupid-tardis-sound: that-stupid-tardis-sound: one time when my dad was in college these guys found a carpet on the sidewalk and they needed furniture for their dorm so they were like “hell yeah free carpet” and they carried the carpet upstairs
genchiart: michiscafe: My brother still has this Bowser that genchiart drew for him for Christmas! It stays on his fridge! Oh ye it’s Dino Turtle Dad That was a good movie night :D
anti-fem-anti-stupid: did-you-kno: And her dad made a slo-mo video of the entire process, including her adorable reaction:Source That’s such a dad thing to do
slut4bwc: danthesantana: Look at what yall mother fuckers did. Now my dad is probably gonna ask me if im eating fucking detergent to be cool and im gonna have to say “no Dad im not that fucking stupid” fuck yall. dumber than a box of rocks
sixpenceee: My Dad Started Acting Weird by reddit user kingslayer111 Now that I think of it, my first indication things were wrong is that day when we heard dad shouting loudly upstairs. “Bad. Dog. Bad Fucking Dog. Stop looking at me you stupid
aplusbabe:Father’s Day is hard for a lot of people. Just know, if your dad doesn’t value you, it doesn’t mean you’re not valuable. You have so much worth and it’s his loss if he can’t see it. 😥😥😥😭😭😭
robin-tinderfox: danthesantana: Look at what yall mother fuckers did. Now my dad is probably gonna ask me if im eating fucking detergent to be cool and im gonna have to say “no Dad im not that fucking stupid” fuck yall. Let ‘em die
FUCK THIS FISH TANK! STUPID!!! AAAAAAAAAAA
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I like to think of my dad as my headcannon au Lord English dad. I woke up this morning and he was fighting with someone on the phone just yelling and stuff all “CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT STUPID FUCKING–” and pacing around. Then I walk in
my dad has an unexplained anger towards phones and mobile devices
