straight me
NSFW Tumblr
find straight me on porn pin board
straight me clips
undeadhardcandy: littlemissbratty: backwoodsbtch: Me: I love how cruel Sadists can be. Also Me: Why the fuck are Sadists so mean. Yes!! This is exactly it. same
shibarikuma: Someone fund me sushi money? Lol Ask about my private snap Rope from @candykinkstore
ok but hear me out: sapphire w straight hair…..
Can’t contain himself Follow me at http://unzip-your-blue-jeans.tumblr.com Follow me at http://twitter.com/vinhkhangboys
My friend is still bullying me over the Straight Kids fiasco, when will my pain end???
Who wants to fuck me?
bluhstrider: fucknharry: me: *accidentally reads for 6 hours straight* me: *finishes book and doesn’t read again for six months*
neurodivergent-crow: dicknurse: straight-off-the-deep-end: WAFER!!! ❤ Not For Sale they should charge ũ per 5 minutes of petting wafer, they would be R I C H
tapdancers: Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
mormonstrous: theshrikeabyssal: squiddly—diddly: Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married. #’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together
youmakemydreams: (via andylarocca) OH MY GOD, GUYS, IT’S BEN AND RONNIE. HOLY SHIT I LOVED THE FIRST SEASON OF MAKE ME A SUPER MODEL. THE ORIGINAL KRADAM, SRSLY, THEY WERE A STRAIGHT MARRIED SOUTHERN GUY AND A GAY CITY-BASED GUY AND RONNIE (THE
How do you go about the physical side of a "straight" relationship? I mean I'm having feelings 4 someone of the opposite gender for the first time, and one of the main obstacles of me pursuing it is the possible awkwardness there might b/c of my past...
Help meee. I like a straight girl.A lot. D: I know it's only going to get worse for me and it's awful bc I tell myself that she makes my gaydar go off likecrazy and I keep hoping she's secretly bi and this is ridiculous and make it go away, fairy gaymothr
neurocyte: a straight person just told me i’m being ignorant about LGBTQ issues because i don’t like macklemore’s “same love"
sailorspookiter: the “token queer character” trope is hilarious to me because how many queer people do you know who willingly surround themselves with cis straight friends I mean really
tobecomeaprince: look i wanna be straight up w/ you guys if you ever wanna just come to my askbox and headcanon-jam or talk about characters or something idk like you should just do it we dont already have to be friends or anything
localgaysian: me, drowning in self-hatred, anxiety, loneliness, regret: at least im not straight
officialspookymulder: me, wearing a flannel: I’m Wearing This Because I’m Not Straight
butchsunshine: butchsunshine: pros of having a shaved head straight people don’t talk to me men are unnerved and intimidated i’m really hot women always wanna rub my head like a crystal ball cons of having a shaved head Ears Cold stop tagging seth
matteangel: me straight out of the womb
curtishoyle: I was sitting here in the dark trying to remember when I found out Santa Clause wasn’t real. No one ever told me straight out. It didn’t come like a bullet, it came like poison. Y’know, the kind that act real slow? So, you don’t even
corriban: receiveandsend: hetare-hetalia: jibblyuniverse: teenagejamiebennett: forgottenwinterfrost: AHAHAHAHHAHAA THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING this is really cute just made me think of this oh my god the best
otp–prompts: Imagine your OTP where one is the Fully Functional Adult™ and the other has been living off of coffee and fruit snacks for three days straight.
nursary: me: *talks for 30 minute straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*
zechv:the wildest thing to me is that some people straight up like….. forget to drink water lmfao. like sometimes itll be like 7pm and my roommates like “i just realised i havent drank any water today” and has like a glass and thats it for the
nbconline: fatwink: a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed
idrathergoforgirls: striikee: emiliusthegreat: redkrypto: i’m screaming I don’t think this woman is straight anymore. Yall are missing the best fucking part This is my new favourite post on tumblr, bye
Call me Buzz Lee Bow Wow. LOL
virtuheaux: ayrrionaaaa: fromthemotionpicture: “When she released those puppies they were full-grown dogs.” Only time he was straight 😂 Me af :o Toccara is what got me to watch that show. I remember that scene vividly
hijerking: so, straight people… when did you realize you weren’t gay? When I heard my father bragging about catching me in his porn stash when I was 9 to his brother. Before that I had no idea of the concept. I just always liked seeing titties.
gnyrf: Thursday He came deep in my ass♥️Friday He came while i was buried in His balls, licking His ass♥️Saturday He came straight down my throat after a great facefuck♥️i wonder what He’ll use me for next♥️♥️♥️
So let me get this straight…My package was in Canada… Right?Then it got sent back to Japan…?……………Why?
cheshireinthemiddle: higgsboshark: rvnoir: Wearing men’s deodorant and watching the straight girls I work with faces’ become Confused and Attracted because I smell like a Hot Guy™ (their words) is a bisexual power move and you can’t tell me
sickfake:man i’m so clingy but i’m rly lowkey about it like i won’t text u more than three times if u stop responding but i’ll probably cry myself to sleep for two weeks straight and wonder what i did to make u hate me even if u have a reasonable
typical: positively-determined: take-me-back-to-wonderland-alice: mama got her priorities straight. Me as a mom, okay. WHY IS THIS STILL GOING AROUND
zaynmalikleft: not to be fake deep but when anyone calls me cute i melt and die inside my soul leaves my body and goes straight to heaven
coldhabits: shoutout to the mentally ill people who wear the same dirty clothes for a week straight, always forget to brush their teeth, and who have to force themselves to shower once or twice a week. you are still worthy of being loved and accepted.
autumnyte: When I was younger, I wish someone had told me straight-up that not all adults experience “a calling”. That many of them never find particular purpose in a career. That sometimes, their job is just what pays the bills and they have to
bipolarfareeha: heaux-ass: slightlycoolgrey: sonoanthony: I’m such a laid back person you can tell me “goodnight” and I can see you posting and I understand sometimes you just need time to yaself to enjoy ur dash without talking to anybody, i
alphajade: “i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot
danefonda: defendpizza-eatpoppunk: danefonda: being the cutest and gayest member of my family is a lot of work but somebody has to do it Like I’m straight but I still feel like this implies to me. Haha no it doesn’t.
seerofsarcasm: confusedtree: dspazdoesntcare: What the hell did I just watch? It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.
cum-faerie: weedwomenandwhips: cum-faerie: littlemegh: cum-faerie: people like this make me ill Bruhh 😂 straight on blast what? He’s right tho , but I love yall I beg your pardon? Shoulda clarified, he was right about the fucking for money
virtuheaux: tsarism: Them: Are you straight?Me: Me af 😂😂
thugmissus: me: *imagines being straight* me:
#let me get this straight #the troubletones are an all girl group #formed in rebellion by girls who feel like they’re not getting what they deserve in their glee club #fronted by and made up of women of color and of different sizes and sexual
thingswhatareawesome: mother-fucking-avengers: cherizo: growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the
bl-ossomed: blackgirlcrisis: afrosandawesomeness: confictus: ignorantarts: delicatepoetry: you’ll regret me like the tattoos on your skin3.18.14 DEEP OH MY GOD Snaps fingers. Straight poetry. I screamed. favorite
hotyoutubersex: straight-blazin-all-day-long: re-blogueiro: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men
hold my hand when my palms get sweaty and tell me you like my hair better curly than straight and let my kisses carve my name longhand on the inside walls of your skull
euo: me: *wears the same shirt for two weeks straight* me: “performance art”
Be straight with me, what do you want
Bring me follows
Be straight up with me.
quite-the-nerdy-guy: everthekinkier: prayfukkdie: You know you’re killing me, right? YEP…that’s the best part!!! Your pussy will pay for this when I get out of these zipties Princess, you’ll be lucky if you can walk straight.
