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As you have (mostly) been so nice to me in the comments recently, plus some people won’t stop asking ahaha here’s something from my private blog :) What do you think of the hair? My Tumblr / My Private Blog
Men online need to stop being so delusional thinking i’d ever meet and fuck you, most of you can’t even afford to buy my porn never mind fucking me dummies!
jampowerbutt:theo1o: Me posing!! Don’t stop posing ! Theo1o ( 29 yr old Brutha from Birmingham, United Kingdom ) hasn’t just got a dick, he’s got one HUMONGOUS BLACK FUCKIN UNCUT MONSTER DICK !! …The kind of dick that will make EVERY DICK
deantron: EWWWWW @anchoivies <3 Babe…can you stop taking screenshots of me after we skype sex? Perry and Dog are camera shy…<3 MWAH
stop sending me rude ass messages. Anyone who sends something that isnt a question, a request, a submission, or a helpful comment/critique is getting their IP address blocked. Im way past over this. You’re the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary
scoutpupp:Found one!! Caught a @puphalt He caught me like a fish! These hooks really do hit places. I had to ask to stop because the sensation was so intense and kind of strange.
steinbecks: me taking issue with the characterization in a fic but unable to stop myself from reading it
ugh how can you be so handsome AND pretty!! like not only do you make me go unf but you make me jealous >.<
dance with me
thebootydiaries: tell me how my sister is mad at me because she was looking for something and said “where’s my lid?” and i went “it’s on ur eye girl”
sharkosupreme:Someone: stop saying you’re sorry so much Me, someone with little to no control over my anxious impulses: 🙂
plisetskis: me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt
pervocracy:Every social network should have a button for “Stop trying to be clever with algorithms and just show me the posts of everyone I follow, in the order they were posted.”
stop calling me pastries
dangerouswomans: me: if i hear that goddamn song one more time….halsey: so baby pull me closerme: IN THE BACKSEAT OF UR ROVER THAT I KNOW U CANT AFFORD BITE THAT TATTOO ON UR SHOULDER
andscattermanysins: fineillsignup: this-too-too-sullied-flesh: fic I’m reading: *the otp, on an unwilling adventure together, arrive at an inn* me: please let there only be one room available please let there only be one room available fic: “I’m
When is Tales of Symphonia going to stop giving me feels?
stop being a bitch 2 me pls!!!!!!!!!!!!
does anyone else ever get really stressed over assignments and know that you should be doing them but you feel like you physically can’t stop procrastinating and that just stresses you out even more or is that just me
stop unfollowing me what wtf rude.
jojoshojo: gf: “bae come over” me: “i cant im escorting the payload” gf: “but its high noon” me:
Me Myself And I
me-loves-strawberries replied to your post:Rhapsodies in Blue (Chapter II) - RivaMika This is utter perfection… seriously can’t describe it in words. Don’t you dare end it there (please *puppy eyes*) Thank you!! I’ll try not to stop here,
:“s-stop, please, it hurts.” gf and “shut the fuck up, whore.” bf.
Send me cute happy things so I can stop worrying about my friends and family in St. Louis :(
mint-and-lavender: Parent: When will you stop watching cartoons?Me:
genotype1002: chainsawpunk: me except I never stop myself @paradoxalteddybear
How to flirt with me: 1. Dont. 2. Leave.
inkskinned: idk man it just makes me so so so sad when you’re watching a cutiepie talk about their passion like when they light up and start bubbling over with words and then all of a sudden they stop themselves and say stuff like “sorry, i know
stop scrolling. now.
youngvlcanoes: “you’re so in love with yourself stop posting selfies” NAH FRIEND I FEEL PRETTY FOR ONCE LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT
uhmeliamay: i need to stop caring about the people that couldn’t care less about me.
noodlenerds: me: needs to stop posting extremely personal things on the internetme: ok so anyways………i Hate My entire Self
metal-rider: jennikeatts: focusbtch: syrianlady: This will happen when you leave men alone with babies. facking hell i cant stop laughing I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy So the moral of the story is leave
orlandobloomers: me: stop being racist please family: listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….
hiraikotsu: friend: TYPING IN ALL CAPS me: OK I WILL YELL WITH U friend: types in smol letters me: ᵒᵏ ʷᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʸᵉᶫᶫᶦᶰᵍ ᶰᵒʷ ⋅
awkward-ness-monster: baerials: Pooh stop running from your fucking problems me
sjworochimaru: DOCTORS: STOP TRYING TO GET US TO DISSECT YOU ME: (furiously strapping myself to the operating table) Bastards! Fuck you
jodiefoster: me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..
50shadesofthanekrios: Someone: stop using the stupid trade mark thing in everything u say??? Me: No™
officialmettaton: you heathens: stop woobifying junkrat and roadhog!!!! me: …….anyways, roadhog loves the flower crowns junkrat makes for him…..
kurtcobainthevampireslayer: someone *hurts me emotionally* me “lmao!! omg”
bromar: *goes to england* me: excuse me, what time is it? brit: time wots that m8? *big ben chimes* everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers* brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
I notice everything. And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things
daggertat:I hate when 1D is what’s making me sad because 1D is always the thing that makes me feel better
Need to stop procrastinating now that my super-hard work week’s over and actually write something. Guh. If anyone needs me don’t come looking for me. I’ll re-emerge into life in a few hours or so.
I’ve had 6 cups of tea today
Yo Tumblr can you stop making me unfollow people when I don’t mean to. Thankssomuch
STOP! 😂 #snapchat #me #lasvegasparano
Eastern Europe mesmerized me. I can’t stop thinkin bout it (at Prague, Czech Republic)
Omg waiting for something I can’t go to until 7:30 and this girl won’t stop talking about her fucking cat And now she’s telling me about this “funny” story in which she took a snapchat of two Asian girls in her calc class
Will won’t stop FUCKING SNORING so kill me here I am forever with a comatose snoring man beside me in my bed.
I feel so lucky to be loved by you. I’m sorry for how corny this is but when I stop and think of the way you are, the way you treat me, the things you do, I just can’t believe how lucky I am to be with you. You are too good for your own good.
I just want to to stop existing I don’t think I will ever kill myself, ‘cause if I run away from the responsibility of living why should I want the one of dying I just want something really bad to happen to me
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
me every time i attacked tamamo in her boss fight
Me: I hate birthdays Also me: DID YOU KNOW IT’S MY BIRTHDAY SOON????
