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trvpjunkie:s1uts:bumbarbie:fuckyeahfamousblackgirls: daily—celebs: Keke Palmer at the State Farm All-Star Saturday Night 2015 NBA All-Star Weekend Event in NYC. why she look like a off the chain auntie Omfg lmao she looking fine af
phattygirls: “This is FLAME from State Farm”
chanteuse-magnifique: The State Farm Facebook just posted this xDD
whoredefiler: If the State Farm jingle worked, I’d put them out of business with the number of workers that’d go missing.
0pirate: yilisatlas: bye she went to a better place state farm
taberisms: pinkyellowsquee: taberisms: gratuitous-science: jake-from-state-farm-school: askdinkeldash: taberisms: no u I want to coin the word “brollies” for brony trolls. This is why the fandom can’t have nice things. Please don’t
During their training period those slaves selected for the dairy farm undergo intense stimulation and control therapy. It is required that cattle being milked also be kept in a constant state of sexual stimulation for the best quality results. The device
foxbear: 7echnicolor: thewinterotter: kyraneko: doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off
zillah975: thewinterotter: kyraneko: doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off the pentagram’s
just-shower-thoughts: The “You’re in good hands” guys, the Mayhem guy, Flo, the Geico Gecko, and the State Farm guy (J.K. Simmons) should team up and do a Superbowl commercial about preventing drunk driving.
swaggersbacktotheimpala: engage-with-zorp: sideb00b: My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm. She sounds hideous. Well she’s a guy
squidwurd: * dims lights, turns on some smooth jazz, lights candles, slips into something a little more comfortable* “Like a good neighbor State Farm is there” ”..with a big dick”
carlosvlstr: Jake…from State Farm
kernalmustache: forgotten-disneyprincess: engage-with-zorp: sideb00b: My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm. She sounds hideous.
fairyfoolishness: kyraneko: doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off the pentagram’s barriers,
ala-ad-din: yuletidecrow: nursejack: thewinterotter: kyraneko: doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing
luvr4photography: consulting-cannibal: consulting-cannibal: Basically how I imagine all the Wincest shippers felt once Cas was introduced. Based on the notorious Jake from State Farm commercial! XDDD *falls over laughing* yeah pretty much
my fucking parents jesus I’m laughing so hard they just acted out the entire jake from state farm commercial while dad was in the bathroom
Buffy AU in which super-nerd Giles harnesses magic to become an actual teleporting State Farm agent.
thewinterotter: kyraneko: doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off the pentagram’s barriers,
summerotaku: kyraneko: doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off the pentagram’s barriers,
mamanicured: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
oatmealing: just-shower-thoughts: In the State Farm commercial ‘Never’, a man professes he will never get married, have kids, or buy a minivan, but does all those things. The last thing he says is “I’m never letting go”, implying he’s about
woodmeat: niggasandcomputers: angeldelatierra: illumahottie: Why is he going off like this in these dockers What country club parking lot is this in? Jake from State Farm goin off YOU BETTER KILL IT CHET!!!
iheardtheycallmejane: jbaines19: Saturday’s flooding rains in New Orleans caused scattered property damage across the city, with flooded vehicles likely being one of the biggest pain points.If a car takes on water, here’s what State Farm Insurance
shitroughdrafts: A Shit Rough Draft of a State Farm commercial that was BANNED from the Superbowl. Can you believe this shit?Corporations are ruining this country.
darthhaven: primaniallerina: wackcalzone: my type that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church He is adorable.
thecapn: “who’s on the phone” “it’s zeke from state farm” “what are you wearing zeke from state farm” “uh…tattering wings.” “he sounds hideous"
nursejack: thewinterotter: kyraneko: doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off the pentagram’s
kyraneko: whatnursejack:thewinterotter: kyraneko: doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing off the pentagram’s
wrenkingtson: lucy hale is dating the “can i get a hot tub" guy from the state farm commercial i just
hopesstuff: retrogradeworks: hyperchef:thewinterotter:kyraneko:doujinshi: I hate that I laughed at this “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” and another one appears. And dodges the downward sweep of claws, darting to the side, bouncing
iainkillsrobots: madameinquisitor: Help “Why I will never work for State Farm.” IT EVEN HAS THE SOUND EFFECT WHEN THEY APPEAR I AM PISSING
puff-to-tuff: Steal His Style: Jake from State Farm Ralph Lauren Polo (跊) Armani Khakis (跪) State Farm Name Tag
castielinablanket: anothercleverjedimindtrick: What about Jake from State Farm?
jetaime-jasmine: timppmit: americadivided: dwightanthonyj: Dwight from Wells Fargo. Wow. My nigga looks way better than Jake from State Farm that’s for sure lol I wasn’t ready😍 made straight from the hands of our savior.
State Farm commercials always make me wish I could make whatever I want fall through my ceiling.
mamanicured:Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!
primaniallerina: wackcalzone: my type that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church
riskyourreality: Like a good neighbor state farm is there!!!!!! …with Norman Reedus……. …damn it. The commercials lied!
consulting-cannibal: Basically how I imagine all the Wincest shippers felt once Cas was introduced. Based on the notorious Jake from State Farm commercial!
ask-gallows-callibrator: striderriere: “This is jake from state farm.“ “What are you wearing ‘Jake from state farm?’” stop
awkward-lee: it’s jake from state farm
awdray: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING JAKE FROM STATE FARM
drumcorpshero: anothercleverjedimindtrick: What about Jake from State Farm? Reblog only for Jake
just-shower-thoughts: In the State Farm commercial ‘Never’, a man professes he will never get married, have kids, or buy a minivan, but does all those things. The last thing he says is “I’m never letting go”, implying he’s about to abandon
nebranska: engage-with-zorp: sideb00b: My best friend (who works at State Farm) just called me, so excited, saying she met a cute boy at work, whose name is Jake. She likes Jake from State Farm. She sounds hideous. Well she’s a guy so
bucklesup: what are you wearing jake from state farm
saw a pretty legit chinese state farm commercial
