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akatako: “Kadō [the art of flower arranging] has a truly Japanese approach; in order to make the ‘main stem’ of the arrangement stand out, the rest of the flowers sacrifice themselves and disappear into the background. Shibari has a similar ethos;
theanimejunkie: my mom ordered two different pizzas from two different places cause she had coupons and they both got here at the same time so we had a pizza hut delivery guy and a dominos delivery guy both standing by our front door and the dominos
davestriderinthighhighs: Let me tell you, if you are ever with a person who has anxiety, and they ask you to order their food for them, or stand next to them when they buy something, or reassure them countless times exactly the time and place where you
traumatrae: shersock: lumos5001: #HELLA; #THERES A MAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #A MAN/MAN COUPLE; #A WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE WITH A BABY; #AND A MAN/WOMAN/WOMAN COUPLE; #POSSIBLY; #POLYAMORUS; (via mysticwingman) THEY’RE STANDING IN A RAINBOW COLOUR ORDER
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ohsobreezyjane: janeelovesu:dribbled-ff: dangerouslovefanfic: 😂😂😂😭 Chris’s retarded ass posted a iTunes link to the pre order. Lol I can’t stand him 😂😂😂😂 This nigga probably laughing at his phone on what’s goin on
sluttylittledimwits: helpforhelplessgirls: Putting on a Hooters uniform automatically makes a girl look dumb, but this angel is taking it to a whole new level. Would you like to place an order, or should I just stand here with my titties jiggling?
goldenpoc: I just can’t stand people who defend Kylie like “she got her own money, stop hating” like no hunty that’s not her own money. Her parents gave her money in order to make the money she makes now. All the stuff Kylie has now is because
pukicho:soaringsearingphoenix:pukicho:Now hear me out, do you think maybe Jesus was just standing in a really small boatin physics i learned that in order to float on the surface of a fluid, an object must displace an amount of water equal to its own
animeshaven: “You have to be an artist. A madman, full of shame and melancholy, and despair in order to recognize the little deadly demon among the others. She stands unrecognized by them, unconscious herself of her fantastic power.”
thewalkinggifs: Stand at the door, ringleader, archer, samurai, in that order.
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hunky74: She will stand until he orders her in a different position. My wife is naturally submissive to her boyfriends.
davestriderinthighhighs:Let me tell you, if you are ever with a person who has anxiety, and they ask you to order their food for them, or stand next to them when they buy something, or reassure them countless times exactly the time and place where you
extradan: kevlox: teenage-crusaders-answers: tdarkchylde: vaincreux: “Greetings United States gov, We are the Internet. Again, you are trying to pass this ridiculous CISPA law in order to control and censor the people. This will not stand. You
pichu-universe: Uchiha Sasuke In order to take revenge on his brother, his clan’s enemy, he became a Missing-nin. He can’t stand fermented soybeans and sweet things. With Suigetsu, Karin and Jugo, they constitute “Taka”. Hōzuki Suigetsu
vaincreux: “Greetings United States gov, We are the Internet. Again, you are trying to pass this ridiculous CISPA law in order to control and censor the people. This will not stand. You already control the media, the economy, the criminal underworld,
ambivalentlyyours:“Woman, then, stands in patriarchal culture as a signifier for the male other, bound by a symbolic order in which man can live out his fantasies and obsessions through linguistic command by imposing them on the silent image of a woman
this girl at chipotle had the audacity to give ME attitude… they were doing like a take out order and there were like fucking seven burrito bowls or more and there weren’t enough people making food for the people actually standing there and
nastyoldman: Albert had been ordered to stand in the corner and watch as his boss used his pretty wife and precious daughters as his personal fuck meat.
Let me tell you, if you are ever with a person who has anxiety, and they ask you to order their food for them, or stand next to them when they buy something, or reassure them countless times exactly the time and place where you will be meeting them at,
naivemothers: While at the Little League park to watch my little brother’s baseball game together, mom and I got up from our seats to get something to eat at the snack stand. After ordering, mom told me she forgot her wallet in the car, and asked
arnold-ziffel:She can drive the damn boat anywhere she wants to go… I’ll just stand here at attention and take orders.
omgfamilyaffair: i had been standing in the doorway watching these two sluts go at it for several minutes,stroking my cock hard, when my mom saw me and ordered me to come over and shove my cock in my sisters ass…as a good son, i always listen to my
where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil: where-the-shit-is-my-art-pencil: “rose beats everyone at scrabble” is still one of my favorite headcanons rose, in a sports anime antagonist voice: i would seem congratulations are in order, dirk. as it stands,
ambivalentlyyours: “Woman, then, stands in patriarchal culture as a signifier for the male other, bound by a symbolic order in which man can live out his fantasies and obsessions through linguistic command by imposing them on the silent image of a
the-chill-philosophy: see, the about being short is that, compared to the average guy, your lips don’t reach his lips even when you’re standing on your tip toes, so in order to kiss, he kindof has to bend down too, so you cant just like spontaneously
londonboy45: “Good job. You made it to this pay phone in thirty seconds and it’s across town from where you began. I figure you’d be able to do it. Now rip the machine from the ground - stand and all. You’ll get your next order in
stan-the-man-marsh:Let me tell you, if you are ever with a person who has anxiety, and they ask you to order their food for them, or stand next to them when they buy something, or reassure them countless times exactly the time and place where you will
niallerlouis: Niall and Louis take it upon themselves to fix their WMYB formation order when Liam stands between them (Ottawa - 9/08)
pclyjuicepotion: The Magic Begins - Dumbledore’s Army, The Order Of The Phoenix, Or The Death Eaters? Yeah, the DA’s good. Only let’s make it stand for Dumbledore’s Army, because that’s the Ministry’s worst fear, isn’t it?
manxrubberboi: Stand over me and order me like a bitch :P
tsuyoi: “You don’t stand a single chance to win, unless you fight.” Mandy’s endless list of favorite fictional characters (in no particular order) ↳ Mikasa Ackerman - Shingeki no Kyojin
locsgirl: Now that I’m thinking about it more, I think the man on the dragon from the Legend of Korra Book 3 trailer IS Zuko. Here’s why: - An Order of the White Lotus person was standing in front of the dragon- Zuko most likely joined the OWL-
as-warm-as-choco: Legend of Korra Book 4 Storyboards by Lee Dae-Woo (이대우) from the final episode of the AVATAR series: “The Last Stand” ! In which Mako and Bolin’s “I LOVE YOU” to each other melted my heart… #In order to shut Kuvira’s
weusedtobegiants:Home was problematic for me. It did not represent order and it did not stand for safety.Jeanette Winterson, from Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal
I cannot stand when someone with effortlessly clear skin “advises” me to simply drink more water or to just rinse my face in order to prevent acne….
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