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hypnoticsubjugation: ‘Stand.’ Marshall’s client - the pampered heir of a Wall Street stockbroker - commanded, and he obeyed. If he had still been himself he would have beaten the guy up not only for speaking to him that way but for blatantly eyeing
cunt-lapper: My Dad kinda hates the guy I’m seeing right now. He thinks he’s got no respect, which… well… When we picked up the tent my Dad asked him if he’d seen the movie “Stand By Me”. “Nope.” “Oh, come on, it’s a classic: ‘If
camping-sex: cunt-lapper: My Dad kinda hates the guy I’m seeing right now. He thinks he’s got no respect, which… well… When we picked up the tent my Dad asked him if he’d seen the movie “Stand By Me”. “Nope.” “Oh, come on, it’s
GQ Magazine: Do you get recognized on the street normally?Lisa: Everywhere I go. Everywhere. It’s so crazy. Just the other day, I was trying to get a cab, and I’m standing on the side of the road, and these two guys roll up and they’re
Steven Holden: Handsome thin guy stands outside, desperate for a piss. He ends up pissing down both legs of his jeans.
undiesmoreorless: coolbrandonanthonythings: Oh gosh, slender smooth guy got an extra big hard-on in his jeans, and down they go. Can’t stand to have an erection that large be all bound up in tight pants. Large balls not helping matters any - they’re
oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: Love checking out ebony cocks. That’s why I always stand next to black guys at the urinal. Beat that coochie up
brothersdoit: The first time that I ever found out about guys sucking other guys cocks, I had woke up to see my oldest brother standing beside his bed and my second oldest sucking him, I could not believe my eyes that he had his dick in my brothers mouth
your-black-dick-in-my-white-ass: Love checking out ebony cocks. That’s why I always stand next to black guys at the urinal. Oh myyy its huge! I wouldn’t hesitate on cleaning both of them up.
gotlactation: An extended video of Maria Ogura getting squirt after squirt squeezed out of her by a guy standing behind her. His plaid boxers are slightly off-putting, but the focus is on her lovely, productive, tits. The milk ends up all over her tits,
cruiseboi: weedfueledbate: cruiseboi: sucking a muscle dude at broadwick street cottage in full view That’s hot. At least three or four guys are standing there watching. more like 15 guys mate, they were queuing up to watch ;)
blogilates: OMG guys!!! I finally did it!!! I did a head stand with no wall and no person holding me! This has been such a big struggle for me because I honestly am so scared of inversions. I just lose all sense of control when I’m up there, I squirm,
nakedstraightguys: There’s nothing hotter than a semi naked guy sleeping peaceful with a full blown standing erection. Reminds me of those fratmen.com porn video intros where naked guys wake up in bed with a raging hardon and then they proceed to
hotguyswelove: The guy standing. I want to see all of him. With a cock like that and that fur running up his belly. I can only imagine the rest of ‘em!
I had a One Piece dream last night, that I was Usopp, and I overheard a guy conspiring to hurt Luffy. I tried to play it cool and quietly sabotage him, but then I couldn’t stand it anymore and I grabbed him and awkwardly beat him up on the floor
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omg you guys. tonight was the best. i got to be all super VIP at the suicide girls burlesque show and i got to hang out with my homie from back in the day. I haven’t seen him in years but we use to stay up all night watching Mitch Hedberg stand
sealedbeastnue: stray-suh-nur: thedefiantpotato: maximumbuttitude: when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ? The final boss You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right? I will not let Ted hide
tomatomagica: GUYS I JUST MADE UP THE MOST F U C K I N G AWFUL AU i was watching stardust crusaders’s egypt arc with my sister and when Hol Horse summoned his stand it somehow reminded me of the way Thompson sisters from soul eater turned into guns
drinking-tea-at-midnight: sealedbeastnue: stray-suh-nur: thedefiantpotato: maximumbuttitude: when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ? The final boss You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?
slipknots:i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
catsbeaversandducks: When Ultraman isn’t fighting bad guys, he’s also got a softer side, willing to stand guard over some of the littlest, furriest ones on the planet and protect them as they grow up. Photos by 紙魚丸 - via Love Meow omg!
dilanneilsen: i wanna wake up in the morning with this guy standing naked beside me
butterball-guy: fbrbear: Nice guy! I want to wake up to him standing over me like this :3
holysexytitsbatman: Lucy’s pants fell down. If only she knew a guy with a big cock to stand behind her and help her pull them up, or not. ;)
thicchoe: I am literally crying Now I’m not sticking up for drake bell, not because i’m afraid of backlash or anything but because I dont know the guy and have no personal investment in his life or standing. I just can’t stand this mob mentality.
subseekerff: Is it weird that I find a big, angry looking guy, who’s rolling up his sleeve like he wants to punch someone right in the face, standing in a dark alley… downright sexy?
doggingukmums: The perfect ass for dogging, this is how guys love me to stand while they line up to fuck me ;) your dogging slut forever Sandy xhttp://app.localdoggers.com/
tiwaztyrsfist: transgirlnausicaa: found a nominee for dumbest motherfucker in the universe. I went to school with a guy, he mowed lawns on the weekend for money. He saved up, bought the first one of those double deck stand on riding mowers I’d ever
gracekraft: Hey guys! I have another guest comic in this month’s issue of the Steven Universe comic, so have a tiny teaser panel. If you want to read “Lion’s Share,” Issue #6 hits stands tomorrow so pick up a copy at a comic shop near you!
stratisx: Young tourist getting the shit fucked out of him by a horse hung dominant Greek daddy he picked up on the beach… The power on that top’s thrust though! That little guy doesn’t stand a chance, he’s gonna be seeded deep in his gut.
catsbeaversandducks: When Ultraman isn’t fighting bad guys, he’s also got a softer side, willing to stand guard over some of the littlest, furriest ones on the planet and protect them as they grow up. Photos by 紙魚丸 - via Love Meow
ingayderzim:I so wish bobs burgers was real so i could be a passerby….ur friends invite u out to eat and ur like ok and u show up and the owner is standing out front screaming at the italian guy across the street….u bypass him and go inside
misterwoodtoyou:There’s a new wrestler at ThundersArena.com called Deadlock. He’s a big, tough man who stands 6 feet tall and weighs 200 pounds. As happens often, Marco steps up to break in the new guy. The match is “No Holds Barred 91”.
zekloss: It almost turns the guy pissing into a bit of an animal. Like draining a cow of its milk. “Just stand there, piss, and fill up the bottle” *grabs dick and points it towards bottle opening*
preggovictim: I would love to be able to surprise a guy like this. He fucks me raw and leaves me without a second thought, moving away and then he comes back to town and I get to waddle up to him and just stand there, miserably pregnant and full of his
daikaiju-danielle: chroniclernox: catsbeaversandducks: When Ultraman isn’t fighting bad guys, he’s also got a softer side, willing to stand guard over some of the littlest, furriest ones on the planet and protect them as they grow up. Photos by 紙魚丸 -
stratisxx: Young tourist getting the shit fucked out of him by a horse hung dominant Greek daddy he picked up on the beach… The power on that top’s thrust though! That little guy doesn’t stand a chance, he’s gonna be seeded deep in his gut.
xrdizzle: shordaaaay: judelieeee: msteez: You and your little boyfriend and everyone else standing around watching are a bunch of little bitches gaining up on one guy who didn’t even want to fight. He’s obviously defenseless and outnumbered. What
alternadudesxxx: The guys switch off sucking cock until Rave stands over Dannii and douses his face with cum. Dannii laps up every drop he can get as the rest drips from his chin and lands on his stomach. Alternadudes
liamdryden: hannahwitton: tyleroakley: death-by-lulz: You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it. This fucked me up. Holy crap I have powers. Also the reflection of the guy standing at the end is doing a lil’
I was on the bus standing by the door today and this white guy gets on and starts moving toward the back. He comes to where I’m standing (passes up a couple seats) and stares me down, expecting me to move. I gave him the “bitch, what”
femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: I love it when a hot-looking black guy starts feeling me up like that in a dark bar, twenty minutes after I met him… and my cuckold hubby is quietly standing off in the distance secretly watching us. When my husband
smallonedenied: My wife has come up to me at parties before, and kissed me with a mouthful of some guys cum with him usually watching from across the room. So humiliating standing there swallowing it, while my wife laughs at me, not even knowing whose
crispyfrites: .I’ve had these guys sitting around for a while now and I finally decided to put them up on my shop!! They’re 4 x 6″ acrylic stands please check them out if you’re interested.
crystallized-teardrops: giantbakabutt: saltyguavas: fraixche: justwanttobefound: natelife: legitimate response to your fiancée walking on stage that is so freaking adorable I can’t stand it what is up with the guy next to him obvs jammin
meganmachine: I’m just laughing because it’s like OOOH CREEPY WENDIGO RISES FROM THE WATER! but in reality it’s just some guy standing in a river holding up a wendigo cut out
flushmotor-redux: flushmotor: Kelly was an easy target, working alone in the law office. She didn’t stand a chance when the bad guys showed up to steal critical documents.
perfectly-improper: I’m so sad. I ended up breaking down to the guy I’ve been seeing last night and now I have no clue where we stand. I ended up crying and telling him how everything we do is what people in relationships do, and I know that eventually
