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sportphuk: Twinkie nearby: “You’ve got a hot chest, you should shave all that hair off.” Me: *does life in prison for stabbing twinkie in the eye socket with his own glowstick*
The reason I have trouble sleeping by Badhand on http://www.SexyAmazons.comHaunting me in my dreams! Like Lady Ylva.. she’ a real succubus! Luckily.. I always keep a little soemthing by the bed to deal with them villainesses! #erotichorror #deathfet
londonandrews: This was the photoshoot - Where the photographer asked me to stick a lolipop in my pussy… And then I stabbed him in the eye with it…
slutstatus: THIS GIF MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE BRAIN WHY CANT CUTE BOYS FUCKING LIKE ME
aggressive-opposition: ijustfartedoops: Just gonna add that if some bitch was to punch me in the face for not saying gods name in the pledge of allegiance when I was younger I would’ve grabbed a pencil and stabbed that bitch in the eyes, even if it
jimmykirkslolbye-deactivated201: tri·um·vi·rate
blood-tears-suicide: Bring Me The Horizon - True Friends Don’t you know don’t you know true friends stab you in the front
My evening’s mostly been me explaining to myself that I would probably feel very stupid the second after if I actually went through with stabbing myself in the throat with a pair of scissors.I can’t tell if this means the new meds are working, not
The Beast is an over dramatic pansy. Gets scratched by a wolf, faints. Gets stabbed in the kidney, dies in two minutes. Dude is like, four hundred pounds of muscle and hair yet he taps out faster then me in a theater full of minions.
bekstek: mintike: IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla” oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts: cracks me up every time
eatcleanmakechanges: l0ve-blind: slutstatus: THIS GIF MAKES ME WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE BRAIN WHY CANT CUTE BOYS FUCKING LIKE ME can i play this someday please oh my god even if it’s with toads at least i can kiss someone okay This!
grubsludge: funk-dabble: littleleahlamb2k14: grubsludge: bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war ready why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there what are you gonna do? stab a skeleton in the heart?
aryastarc-deactivated20131207: your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors. she’s my wife now.
It occurs to me that due to Garnet’s future vision, she probably saw the possible future in “Steven the Swordfighter” where Pearl gets stabbed and ‘dies’. But she also probably saw another future where Pearl successfully
coconutdead: “youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly
guilty-verdict: faithful-defender: #edgeworth is going to stab me in the eye #with that pen #yes #yes I will if you don’t wipe that smug grin off your face and take some decent distance #take your arm off my desk #I mean it Wright
sunsetgxrl: it’s ok I am not mad yo Unless you stabbed me in the heart, no love ho, this shit is so ill
atia-ofthejulii: #STAB ME IN THE NECK I DON’T CARE I’M INTO IT PROBABLY
nextlifeout: I had a moment. [Note: Immediately after, my mentions started flaring with WP swooping in to “explain” to me that their usage of the N-word isn’t racist because *stabs self in the eye*]
lovestiel: let’s play ‘which makes me want to stab myself in the heart more’: Sam crying when Dean DIED on him, or the tears in Cas’ eyes when Metatron told him that Dean was dead
devoutdean: Fucking stab me in the eye it’d be less painful than this
clocktimustime: zoner233: “After his death, Knockout created an AI based on his past good friend, named BREAKDOWN.” EXCUSE U Aaaand that’s the sound of me gettin stabbed right in the feels and sobbing grossly on the ground
can anyone please stab me in the eyes anyone? I beg of you
Just seeing your name and face literally feels like knives stabbing me in the heart.
fob-ulous: My Chemical Romance “Greatest Hits” (x) literally stab me in the heart please
relivingbeatlemania: tomorrow-may-rain: that gorgeous smile never changed aksdjklajsf this actually stabs me in the feels.
sonoanthony: blog: “About me” me: *clicks* blog: *About me page* “Just ask :)” me: I would fucking stab u in the neck with a fork if I ever saw you in person you piece of shit
ihatehorror: I’m going to your house now and stab your mummy in the neck, just like you did to my Daddy. And then I’m going to stab Holly in the heart, just like you did to me. (The Loved Ones, 2009) One of my absolute favorites.
she could stab me in the heart with a knife and i would still have a smile on my face
oh, sunshine
softerworld: A Softer World: 759 (You’re too pretty to stab me in the face with that knife.) Can I get this on a t-shirt?
narusasu-prevails: “We were lonely kids starving for love…”Just stab me in the heart, why don’t you? (╥﹏╥)
werewolfnobody: And then they all stabbed me in the back! Fun times
quotesfromdoctorwhoandstuff: Just stab me in the belly with a dagger made of feels.
samndeanunderthemistletoe: #THEY DON’T KNOW ANY CHRISTMAS CAROLS #BECAUSE THEY NEVER SANG ANY #OR HEARD ANY #PLEASE STAB ME IN THE FACE (via whiskyandoldspice)
I have fantasies almost daily of 3 specific scenarios– stabbing myself with my right hand in the right side of my stomach, putting my tight arm up to at least halfway up through something like a paper shredder and then taking it out or just laying
Me, getting a self-harm impulse: look man I can stab myself in the neck whenever I want can I please at least finish my coffee
grumpusx: ⚰ rip red bra ⚰ Stabbed me in the ribs 🔪 Now this black ones all I have that still fits my tits
the-sincere-geek: Boy: What’s it like to have a period? Me: *Pulls out knife, stabs him in the stomach, and slowly twists it around* like skipping in a field of flowers
umcakeplease: areyoutheregod-itsmedean: sherlockisthenight: #WOW NOPEEEEASDPAISDFFDG #THAT LIP BITE THOUGH #JFC STAB ME IN THE OVARIES NOPE oh damn…
ziouis: dopeboyzayn: parchedforpaynis:I’m just gonna leave this here. I HATE HIM SO MUCH FUCK HIM I SWEAR TO FUCKING LIFE I WANT HIM TO FUCKING STAB ME IN THE CHEST IM SO FUCKING IDK FUCK THIS he’s so underrated wtf
fuckyeahzarry: excuse me excuSE ME EXCUSE ME DOES SOMEONE WANT TO TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM OMG LIKE WHAT IS THE SOURCE WHERE IS IT FROM I’M GONNA STAB MYSELF IN THE EYES JFC
ja-ll: whorchacha: Moonrise KingdomWes Anderson (2012) “Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.” “She’s my wife now.”
Being on my period makes me feel like death is the only option either for myself or the rest of the world.
and the seeds you’ve planted in the pit of my stomach still sicken me and haunt my nights. my weak-willed weedkillers, drinks and drugs and endless dark, seem to stab only the parts of me you haven’t touched. pluck these vines, these burning flowers
ja-ll:whorchacha: Moonrise KingdomWes Anderson (2012) “Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.” “She’s my wife now.”
theoffendeduser: Crystal Gems, Inc. ♫ Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me! That thing is full of germs and phlegm! Put that thing where it came from, or I’ll stab myself in the gem! ♫ It’s a work in progress, but it’s gonna
Moonrise KingdomWes Anderson (2012)“Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.”“She’s my wife now.”
hweianime: Me, to my fav character: I love you. I want you happy and safe and with all the good things in the world because you deserve every happiness and more Also me: but first *stabs character in the back* You must suffer.
you stabbed me in the back, but not deep enough
ja-ll: whorchacha: Moonrise KingdomWes Anderson (2012) “Your girlfriend stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors.” “She’s my wife now.”
i hope you’re happy, my friend.
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