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sportphuk: Twinkie nearby: “You’ve got a hot chest, you should shave all that hair off.” Me: *does life in prison for stabbing twinkie in the eye socket with his own glowstick*
londonandrews: This was the photoshoot - Where the photographer asked me to stick a lolipop in my pussy… And then I stabbed him in the eye with it…
aggressive-opposition: ijustfartedoops: Just gonna add that if some bitch was to punch me in the face for not saying gods name in the pledge of allegiance when I was younger I would’ve grabbed a pencil and stabbed that bitch in the eyes, even if it
desbreaux: succotashes: desbreaux: 5 months of protective styling yall😉😏 BITCH stab me in the eye pour bleach in my pussy and run me over with a cow you look so fucking GOODT Im calling the police.
guilty-verdict: faithful-defender: #edgeworth is going to stab me in the eye #with that pen #yes #yes I will if you don’t wipe that smug grin off your face and take some decent distance #take your arm off my desk #I mean it Wright
kouaogotmarried: Sleeping happens! (This blog has already passed 1000 followers??? thanks so much for the support! ;w;)
nextlifeout: I had a moment. [Note: Immediately after, my mentions started flaring with WP swooping in to “explain” to me that their usage of the N-word isn’t racist because *stabs self in the eye*]
lovestiel: let’s play ‘which makes me want to stab myself in the heart more’: Sam crying when Dean DIED on him, or the tears in Cas’ eyes when Metatron told him that Dean was dead
devoutdean: Fucking stab me in the eye it’d be less painful than this
can anyone please stab me in the eyes anyone? I beg of you
tsuthetiger answered your question: can anyone please stab me in the eyes anyone? I… *stabby stab* o: *crying* it’s still there…..
sailorcroc answered your question: can anyone please stab me in the eyes anyone? I… i’d rather stab you in the ass with a penis …..I’ll take that offer
winterdhole answered your question: can anyone please stab me in the eyes anyone? I… Why? I saw my mother naked……she came in my room naked so she can get my deodorant and use it….;A;
lapfoxs: wordsbeenspoken: lapfoxs: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed.
3ridan: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kali, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed. They won’t feel the knife
bakrua: wordsbeenspoken: bakrua: one time my mum sat me down and i thought she was going to give me the sex talk but she just looked me dead in the eye and said ‘Kura, if you’re going to stab someone, stab them, and then punch where you stabbed.
Midnight Memories
53/1OO pictures of Louis Tomlinson that make me want to stab myself in the eye
narrysh-deactivated20130109: 6O/1OO pictures of Louis Tomlinson that make me want to stab myself in the eye
fuckyeahzarry: excuse me excuSE ME EXCUSE ME DOES SOMEONE WANT TO TELL ME WHERE THIS IS FROM OMG LIKE WHAT IS THE SOURCE WHERE IS IT FROM I’M GONNA STAB MYSELF IN THE EYES JFC
Peachy Keen, Jelly Bean
erectedirwin: The way Michael laughs makes me want to stab myself in my eye with a butter knife, like fuck off you cute little shit
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