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halal-love-stories: “If your spouse is angry you should be calm. When one is fire the other should be water.”Umar Ibn Al-Khattab (RA) firen1ce
hokutens-and-assassins: PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!! Put your car keys beside your bed at night.Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put your car
hobgoblinhero: the-time-goddess-of-221b: smoochlock: so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do
the-exercist: See Spot Run: How to turn your pooch into an endurance animal STEP 1: Get Fido FitYou wouldn’t drag an untrained spouse out for a five-mile run right off the couch—right? And you shouldn’t throw your beloved goldendoodle into the
50starsand13bars: hokutens-and-assassins: PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!! Put your car keys beside your bed at night.Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across.
plumbones: queersci: Molly Weasley having so many grandchildren that the kids start stand in specific formations to spell bad words with their sweaters in the Christmas photos Molly Weasley’s children and their spouses specifically picking out baby
If your spouse wanted you to gain 20 lbs as a Christmas gift would you do it?
0ct0-pussy: pretentioussassshole: 50starsand13bars: hokutens-and-assassins: PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!! Put your car keys beside your bed at night.Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl
twizzlersandcameras: What’s the best gift your spouse has ever given you?
sassy-squarepants: Period thenoodleboo: robotsquid: Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t
sunalwaysshining: hokutens-and-assassins: PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!! Put your car keys beside your bed at night.Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across.
goddess-river: Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled old white politicians, been endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied
marblechemist: labyrinth-of-lucifer: I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because
stability:I can’t wait until I’ve been married for like 20 years so I can slip my spouse a note telling them that I have a crush on them
eli0tknight: All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
Over Indulgences
Unfaithful Spouse
aresmarked: thelouringlady: When your spouse is a voice actor…. Harry Shum Jr: Alright I’m about to cook some dinner right no-Shelby Rabara [in her Peridot voice]: No one wants to eat your dinner you clod.
macgruberrr: aravenhairedmaiden: bonitaapplebelle:I love how it’s alway the women’s fault the fact these men are single fathers. It’s even funnier that these women are regarded to as “thots” when one of these men cheated on their spouse in
50starsand13bars:hokutens-and-assassins: PLEASE READ AND REBLOG!!!!! Put your car keys beside your bed at night.Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Dr’s office, the check-out girl at the market, everyone you run across.
pizzaismylifepizzaisking: ultrafacts: Source For more facts, Follow Ultrafacts Who wouldn’t want to work at Google? The whole HQ looks like an amusement park with FREE food 24/7 & if an employee of Google dies, their spouse will receive half
rocktendi: haru-wants-the-w: I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS Oh lord Dylan spouse likes attack on Titan this is too awesome and also he can write perfect Queen’s English
the-time-goddess-of-221b: smoochlock: so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and i’m
eli0tknight:All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
cracked: the spouse
irl-magical-girl: okay but im in love with this new dress/wig/bear-ears/eVERYTHING
someponys-scribbles: globegander: That’s a pretty cute ring. What’s the Korean word for cute? My future spouse better hope they have as big of a HoppsWilde obsession as I do, cos this is the ring I’m getting them.
silver-tongues-blog: gorps: mapsontheweb: How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid. @ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana Ship fic prompt: person a and person b find out someone pronounced them
dank-morpork:dragon-in-a-fez:ingridverse:dragon-in-a-fez:dragon-in-a-fez:dragon-in-a-fez:my spouse made fancy-ass wood inlay coasters with Aperture Science warning sign designs in case there was any doubt today that I married an excellent humanthey said
howdoponieswork: howdoponieswork: Sometimes Pinkie helps distract her girlfriend so her other girlfriend can surprise her. Sometimes it’s not easy to tell who’s distracting who. Hey everyone. I and my spouse have been staying at home for the last
enderman: enderman: whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!? i may be stupid
randomitemdrop:Item: bell that, when rung, causes your spouse to sigh deeply and pretend they can’t hear you
ms-demeanor:pangur-and-grim:was this really necessary Periodically I tell my spouse “here, this is that cat I’m always telling you about, look, she’s amazing” and he is usually like “that is…definitely…some
fluentisonus:Lovers of Valdero // Lovers of Hasanlu // Bronze Age Scythian Couple // Sarcophagus of the Spouses // Etruscan Sarcophagi // Roman Sarcophagus // Ilka Scarneo Monument // A Memorial to Marriage, Patricia Cronin
99dentay:natalieironside:kipplekipple:kipplekipple:natalieironside:natalieironside:More than one person who knew me and my spouse way back has assumed that they divorced their shitty husband to marry a much cooler trans woman. Then Ren will mention how
dunyun-rings:dunyun-rings:I added Mirth & the Wizard to my series of Stardew Spouse illustrations! They mostly farm fairy roses and ancient fruit, then make lots of wine to share with Rasmodiaall my silly little headcanons :)
majoras-skull-kid:Several years ago, my spouse was like, “you gotta give the kitties a warning before you grind your coffee beans” and I was like “okay sure makes sense” so now every morning before I grind coffee beans I yell “it’s gonna get
skipppppy:As much as I love the Stardew Valley spouses it always kinda bugs me that they stay stagnant after you marry them. Like even after having kids and passing a decade in game they look and act the exact same? Anyway what if(Also don’t worry I
consultingcaitlin: lightskinlivinglavish: Linda a rider Linda is the spouse we all need.
bohemianrhapsodaisychains: writing-prompt-s: Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just
writing-prompt-s: You and your spouse are superheroes that love each other very much. Too bad tonight you two were so “preoccupied” that you didn’t notice the giant alien invasion until a few hours after it started
writing-prompt-s:You wake up in bed, your spouse next to you. They’re dead- blood all over the pillow. You sigh. “I hate Monday’s.”
koboldpost-generator: me: i love you my kobold spouse, falling asleep in the dryer, nestled in the warm laundry: (very gentle yip)
itsalwaysunnyontvv: gorps: mapsontheweb: How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid. @ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana
vapid-gay:enderman: enderman: whats a gender neutral word you could use for your spouse? wusband?? hife?? wifesband?!?!? i may be stupid This is the text version of looking for your glasses when they are on your head I love the human ability to forget
brightmouth-deactivated20230417:My spouse and I just had one of those “wait your brain works HOW?” exchanges, and now I am BURNING TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS FOR OTHER PEOPLE:Fellow speakers of this feral bastard language (English), rb and tell me in the
herhappysissywife: sandybrown121: That’s a great kiss! Sissy Wedding FantasiesWe all want to be brides don’t we?But who would be your fantasy spouse?Another sissy? An Alpha Male? A Dominant Woman?Tough decisions
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