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Was loading a moving truck in Forks this morning and ran into this huge spider… no thanks homie burn your house down now
Dear ugly fucking spider. Come into my house and you will be murdered in cold fly spray. Possibly with a hard shoe or a sloppy dogs mouth.
idimmadontgiveashit: tomatoesareliars: eludible: Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass? and fucking spiders like wtf is up with them being inside houses like bish you dont pay rent gtfo Maybe that’s why you find random
jackslenderman: xxjxrdan: mydogsdickisbiggerthanyours: tomatoesareliars: eludible: Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass? and fucking spiders like wtf is up with them being inside houses like bish you dont pay rent gtfo
tittily: my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
absolutelynuminous: sixpenceee: Found from this video titled “something crawling on the walls of the houses on Samara” Damn NO NO WAY UH UH that is a giant spider and I AM OUT OF HERE
xxjxrdan: mydogsdickisbiggerthanyours: tomatoesareliars: eludible: Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass? and fucking spiders like wtf is up with them being inside houses like bish you dont pay rent gtfo is no one gonna
escapades-with-mcb: As the old Gravity Falls legend goes… whether you’re naughty OR nice, a jolly little triangle will break into your house and eat all your food (and leave you spiders and nightmares if you’re lucky)
memeguy-com: Went to clean my bathtub and found a spider wielding a toenail as a weapon The house is his now
breastforce: christineroyce: alright my femme ass might take 3 hours to get ready but wheres my big strong butch girlfriend when theres a spider in the house????? hiding while im crushing it with one of my heels
rhinse: cradily: why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress
Nice to see you posting a bit more, lately. Hopefully you’re feeling better.Looks like someone missed Peter. Or Wade, it’s so hard to tell with them sometimes.(docjackal)
weep-for-me-gallifrey: zombierainbowunicorn: prongsthemarauder: pranks-pulled-by-the-twins: the—spiders: life-whataninvention: d-faith-k: the Weasley house, in gingerbread! IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S GINGER.
