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spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
spermbanker: IF U DO NOT LIKE ME: 1. Me neither 2. I don’t care
spermbanker: sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
spermbanker: date me to disappoint your parents
spermbanker: i met this pretty lady today who likes to sleep in plants
spermbanker: date me to disappoint your parents No but really. Date me to disappoint my parents
spermbanker: wow u seem upset… wanna talk about it? wanna cry about it? wanna have sex about it???
spermbanker: i think bein nice and warm and friendly is a cool and hip thing to do
spermbanker: are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.
spermbanker: if you are walking a dog and you see me checking you out i am not checking you out i am looking at your dog not you dog
spermbanker:i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
spermbanker: Ok professor virgin
spermbanker:sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….
spermbanker: i love hearing what people think of me bc not only am i nosy im also self absorbed
spermbanker:accidentally hurting an animal is the worst feeling i would rather die one thousand deaths than step on a doggy’s innocent lil foot
spermbanker: i take it as a personal threat when i see people with bigger boobs than me
spermbanker: u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me
spermbanker: missing people who treated you like garbage is very strange and dumb
spermbanker: 2014: Macklemore has just discovered chain comments
spermbanker: my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.
spermbanker: sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice……. true story. and who can blame me?? ;o)
spermbanker: ever pass somebody that wears the same cologne as someone you miss and it feels like your heart was just rammed by a semi truck
spermbanker: uhhhhhh
