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So many horny femboys on here! Who wants to be my sissy slave tonight? Put on your bra and panties like me and come submit to a southern princess ;)
caracalcakes: I JUST WHEEZED
zumainthyfuture: holyawesomestitches: southerners be like Lmaoooooo
holyawesomestitches: southerners be like
hankgreensmoustache: champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it
confettiin-herhair: “you were born and raised to be a southern belle, but in a place like this you like to raise a little hell”
powerstroke-man: Truck sluts be like…
cowboybootsandunderwear: Pet peeve: not being up front about a situation. If I pissed you off, tell me. If I make you upset, tell me. If you don’t wanna talk, tell me. Be a fucking man and be clear instead of making me feel like a piece of shit.
brooklynbasics: vooodoo101: shydeiac: how the pussy should be eaten: like it’ll pay off all their student loans. like the key to happiness is buried in there. like they’ll be granted a tax free life. like they heard the fountain of youth was
joshpeck: i am 100% done with being the only person putting effort into friendships and i am completely tired of always being the one to have to initiate nearly every conversation if you want to be in my life start acting like it
ihatedoorsbutnotmusic: so-uncivilised: tumblr mobile users be like I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke
ileftmyheartindixie: Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*” Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
internetgirll: being born in the 90s is really weird and cool because we were the first generation to be introduced to technology but we still had a childhood playing outside on our bicycles like my whole street used to be filled with kids doing kart
i literally do not understand why anybody would cheat on their partner like if you really feel the need to be with somebody else in the same way as you currently are with your partner, be a decent human being and end your relationship to save the person
disowns: i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
whenthesmokeisinyoureyes: do you have those people that you’d go anywhere with unconditionally, like they could say “lets go check out that dumpster” and you’d be like “im in”
reoccurs: do you ever think about what your life would be like if you were hot
narcotic: I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
clivas: Hollisters electricity bill must be like ũ a month
marauders4evr:Do you know what I want?I want Hagrid to make a television show and be like Steve Irwin but with magical creatures.“Crikey, look ‘t that! That’s a Hungarian Horntail, that is! Now, the Min’stry classifies these beautiful beasts
facingthewaves: For once, it would be nice to feel confident about how someone feels about me. To be like “I absolutely am sure that this person likes me and enjoys my presence and wishes to keep me as a friend” idk I wish that wasn’t such a rare
gaikudo:middle school teachers be like “You’re not just gonna have a calculator on hand in the real world”
wiskey-in-my-water: smokeandb0nes:i literally have no one. no one to talk too, no one that i can call and cry too, no one that i can text and be like “come pick me up”. i’m usually content with being alone, but idk anymore man, i wanna be worried
ihatedoorsbutnotmusic:so-uncivilised:tumblr mobile users be like I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke
eggito:caprisun is literally the COOLEST thing you could possibly ever consume if you ever go to a party and ppl are pressuring you to drink or s/t just whip out a caprisun and be like “naw…i got my caprisun pouch” and theyll be like “dam…theyve
brokenpencilsharpener:I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols soaking
180mph:Cant wait to ironically raise a child, whenever i see it walking around my home ill be like “Thats my kid lmfao. What the fuck. Why do i have a kid” and laugh my ass off while rolling on the floor laughing
People in Baltimore be like
solluxsmatesprit: i hate when you have to order at a restaurant, but all the menu items have really goofy or long names. like wtf its so embarrassing to look your waiter in the eyes and be like “yes i’ll have Uncle Jimmy’s Finger Lickin’ Rib
lukej428: hatchet-ears: weloveshortvideos:Roosters Be Like…unmute this shit. Now. My god this is gold.
kneelbeforemistressphil:kaalashnikov:your-continuum:kaalashnikov:do you ever sit there and wonder what life must be like for people without anxietylike they justDO THINGSwithout worrying about them firstwowAnxiety is an excuseI hope you walk barefoot
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma
slushystraw: esotony: Hallways at school be like I feel this on a deep personal level
Like I'm attractive but not attractive attractive like I'm attractive enough to not be ugly
Netflix & chill really be like
mooonkid: Why I always be liking people more than they like me? Always makin a fool of mahself
xizark: the-ice-castle: keeping up with the american elections while not being american like keeping up with the american elections while being american like
Gun Control people be like:
okssure: isthataboyoragirl: itswhateverbraaaah: I don’t really want my relationship to be like romantic as fuck all the time. Like yo I need a girl that’s gonna surprise attack me with water guns or lay around in the same pair of our pajamas we’ve
tvventies: i know this is stupid but like im genuinely afraid no one is ever gonna like enough to ask me out on a date or like someone’s gonna treat me bad and it just fucks me up bc there’s like a seed planted in my head telling me to be cautious
southern-hell-angel: i hate never being good enough or always being a back up choice. like can i be someone’s first choice for fucking once.
red-faced-wolf: nowhites: cheating is not “bound to happen” i’ve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought “hey i wonder what it’d be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to
the5thelement: aertstoon: gardianforce: secluded-love: holy shit This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like. I’m the “wow” I could watch this all day
nostalgiagetsthe-bestofme: I really love touching. It doesn’t always have to be in a sexual way, it could be like you sitting next to me and our knees touching a little or you putting your hand on my mine, little things like that mean so much to me
crazybutawesomefangirl: phukers: phukers: Anyone wanna f ind nemo Tumblr after december 17 be like
satansbasturd:rohie-deactivated20191102:girls be like “🥺”then wanna be fucked rough
strengthofthewolfisthepack:thothoward:cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason girls be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason
l333l-deactivated20220805:I be like “idc” then have an anxiety attack.
bumpintheroad:do u ever wanna send ur crush a selfie u posted and just be like
sobbingsub:The need to be railed and hurt like a whore 🤝 the need to be spoiled, babied and cherished like a princess
sexytasha1:zzzanzzz-deactivated20201124:sexytasha1:I’m going to get more lashes today.Repentant Catholics in the 14th century be like Delete this off my post.
7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7:i be like “i’m fine” then shake my leg 138mph
devildaddys-world-deactivated20:girls be like “im shy” and then ask him to tie her up…!
tazmiilly:I love watching dvds… bc the little commercials beforehand will be like “coming to you spring 2008!” like man. I can’t wait for 2008
blvkvvolfe-deactivated20230401:i just think watching a cute boy jerk off while he moans about how much he wishes he were filling my pussy would be good for me
