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chanandlerb0ng: “hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
blizzard-bells: egbertitties: atomicpowered: gr0sse: higashizawa: remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign And my personal favorite ARE YOU KIDDING ME I had to reblog this, I’m sorry
kingofthesharks: Germans: “Yeah we really fucked up with the Nazis we’re sorry about that let’s ban all their symbols and teach our kids that we were wrong.” White Americans: “It’s our HERITAGE. I have RIGHTS, you don’t know ANYTHING ABOUT
ildoctora: curlyhairedeith ur making me wnt to watch spy kids stop pls i hve an essay I’m sorry I’ll stop now😭 They’re so good Alaa. Reward yourself. Watch one movie. It’s worth it I swear. ildoctora
1143goodz: my favorit type of girl to fuck is ones with a kid and a husband your mom just happend to fit the description so no im not sorry that i fucked your mom i might even do it again
edenforest: Character aesthetics: Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn - Suicide Squad What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry, it’s the voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! That’s not what they really said.
amazingemmaisonfire: phantheraglama:“Sorry guys I look like utter crap today, dee was up at 3 am and I had to - you know- take care of her and stuff“ —————-someone suggested dan’s kid to crawl up during his liveshows and someone wanted
itistimetodisappear: If jj abrams goes back on rey not having ‘special’ parents im gonna be pissed af. I’m sorry but when kids watch Rey they see that even if you’re not from a special/privileged background (or maybe a parent abandoned you/gave
lisacllns: i-m-just-another-stolen-relic: mishasminions: hellscabanaboy: kismetjeska: #in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’
drakesquad: tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
fannishtalk: sugarkittykisses:so-hockey-eh:Yes you, captain indignantHe definitely says “ME?!?!”, and then “Are fucking kidding?!”Are we placing any bets on whether or not the next thing out of his mouth was “FUCKING HORSESHIT FUCKING CALL!!!”? (Sorry,
thatonehotmom: Sorry about the kids in the other one. Here’s my wife’s friend after church and that pic I found in her lingerie drawer. Man I want to fuck her now.
mrs-mojo-risin-blues: tomatogami: im sorry but i only listen to real music Only B.C. kids remember this
benvolio-the-living: I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What
skate-dog: notactuallyherenotreally: haussofkm: mockeryd: Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS The cutest thing ever. is no one gonna mention how it gives the kid a playstation controller?like ‘here small
sexysexnsuch:If you don’t like this, I’m sorry you have no taste. ~Kitty… Kidding
ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
drakesquad:tuggywuggy: drakesquad: i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
emily-adomestic: carltonjebediahlassiter:there are so many layers of humor to this scene Cause I’m the trash manI give you money for your trash!!Ohhhhhhh yeah….Sorry is this a thing only kids in Ontario understand? Whatever, it’s what I thought
mishasminions: hellscabanaboy: kismetjeska: #in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around
fake-mermaid: i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out
orangeasaurus: sick-kids-are-cool: I’m sorry if you’re going to ask what’s wrong, and I reply I don’t feel good. I’d rather you say okay and move on than ” you never feel good” YEAH I’M FUCKING AWARE OF THAT. THANKS FOR TELLING ME.
luvindick: puphawaii: pagespermer: a4f101: “Sorry, son - I was all out of clean underwear, so I borrowed a pair of yours. Hope you don’t mind…” (Continued) “Fuck - that’s hot … “ “What, kid?” “Nuthin - no worries.” “They
tranquillust: chocolateist: ohhotdiddlydarn:stonerlonerr: chocolateist: ohhotdiddlydarn: chocolateist: White suburbia is the cause of my counseling and meds. I’m sorry, do I need to justify the name I give my child to you? If I name my kid fucking
ghibli22: loki-s-army-at-221b: mishasminions: hellscabanaboy: kismetjeska: #in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone?
that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
thehappyhooker: WTF. I feel sorry for his kid. His needs for a comfort girl comes before caring for his automatic son
i-am-not-unique: thecorpsebrideiwillneverbe: jah-feel: I’m sorry but I had to reblog this. This book is basically the book I needed as a kid instead of realizing all of those things the hard way~ My future children will have this Hey my brother
flickerman: if i’d have kids i’d really early on try to teach them how to properly apologize, bc there are too many people thinking “i’m sorry you’re offended” is an actual apology. but as i’m not going to you’ll have to spread the wisdom
old-school-shit: heres-looking-at-you-kid: Elvis and Priscilla about to board a private jet. Sorry but they were just such a sexy couple damn
wandamaixmoff: Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. Ahaha, I’m kidding! Jeez! That’s not what they really said.
babylizard: captainaperture: babylizard: if i have a kid one day and they do something shitty to punish them i’m just going to take them with me to home depot for like 3 hours “Dad…I’m sorry. Pleeeease, can we leave now?” “But
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i’m sorry sir but i dont care if your son is only 3 years old. i will not get off this swing just so he can “have a nice day at the park.” welcome to the real world kid
skunk-rock: it makes me really mad how my family acts so shocked when i say i don’t want to have kids or get married but when my brother says it nobody acts surprised. sorry i don’t fit into your Women Make Babies and Food and That’s It cookie
benvolio-the-living:I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What
nicoledollanganger: lukehemmings-oneandonly: nicoledollanganger: Found him outside a convenience store & I was worried some bratty kid would do something gross with him so I took him home named him Bernard and buried him I’m sorry for your loss
My first conscious introduction to David Bowie was when I was a kid watching my favourite movie, Sixteen Candles, and Young Americans came on. I ran to my computer and Googled the lyrics and downloaded the song on Kazaa (sorry mom). I played it on repeat
amothafuckingquiche:“Hey… sorry… I can’t come in to work today. My gay is acting up………. yeah. My gay…… Dude. I’m not kidding. I woke up and I was just vomiting rainbows and I swear I just shat a unicorn.”
jessythegiraffe1016: me on a date: so who is your favorite Disney Character?them: Disney character? Isnt that for kids?me, shoving bread sticks into my purse: sorry but i have to home right now imeditately kind-of-luxe
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
magnumclassics: notchicken: notchicken: THERE’S THIS KID IN MY MATH CLASS WHO WEARS CAT EARS EVERY DAY ITS GETTING WEIRD I decided to join him we’re starting a band im so sorry for both of you wow
glasspassengers: tcdcmedia: Jack’s Mannequin have announced their new bassist. Read the blog post about it by clicking here or reading below:”As many of you know we recently brought on a new mannequin named Mikey “The Kid”. I’m sorry it has
culthopper: m0nstert33th: culthopper: People who don’t understand the difference between punishment and discipline should, like, never have kids hey op i dont understand the difference could you please explain? Yeah ofc!! Sorry for being vague I