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creativekarateka: karkatlicious: avidoatlion: lifemocker: thejordanator: An expertly done three point turn Weren’t expecting that house #I have never seen someone nope that hard before #our house #in the middle of the street Oh my fuck THOSE
scaliefox: toytowns: holy fuck I can’t believe someone wrote that entire setup and drew this entire comic just to make that visual pun. It deserves a place in the pun hall of fame.
amazon-jupiter: Someone requested that I replicate a photo that submitted. This was the best I could get with the resources I had. I’m a big lady and it’s hard to get all of me into frame.
swingsetindecember:i wish more people said that being single is normaland you’re not going to meet and marry someone and that’s fine and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist because
swingsetindecember: swingsetindecember: i wish more people said that being single is normal and you’re not going to meet and marry someone and that’s fine and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s
akaclairetemple:smolperalta:someone: *casually mentions that b99 might not get renewed* me: pls dont start rumors like this unless there’s a source bc now over 200 people are worried. brooklyn nine nine is doing fine, they changed it from sundays
swingsetindecember: i wish more people said that being single is normal and you’re not going to meet and marry someone and that’s fine and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist because
lucystillintheskywithdiamonds: ↳ saudade (n.);; a deep emotional state of nostalgic and profound longing to be near again to an absent something, or someone that one loves.
misstylersmith: Yasmin: Your top reasons to get married?Rose: Firmly saying “That’s my WIFE!” and knocking someone out in one punch.Yasmin: …Rose: And love, I guess.
dynamicsymmetry: kaijuno: People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter
dialmformisandry: notogdenjesse: dialmformisandry: I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens. This is one my favourite things the
professortennant: “People think a soul mate is your perfect fit, and that’s what everyone wants. But a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that is holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you
thefujoshi: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK i’m not sure if i hate someone enough to do this to them oh my god OH MY GOD WHO COMES UP WITH SHIT LIKE THIS
just-shower-thoughts: So many people die every day that we’ve never actually checked to make sure that the sun would rise without a human sacrifice.
wheezyandherman: nasonexyouswine: (Part one) OMG thank you that first one was driving me crazy. Because I KNEW I had heard someone say that before and I couldn’t remember who…
I believe that some day everyone will have played Bastion and then I’ll have someone to cry to about it
please someone tell me that it really says “lettuce”
I read the latest tf2 comic shat enough bricks to build a house wow I did not see that coming
If anyone is interested in how I stay so beautiful, know that I just found a skin tag and literally cut it off with a pair of scissors. Someone please help me there’s so much blood
moresomethingthanusual: More TMNT loop gifs than usual. Saw someone capture this part of the opening and decided it needed to be edited so that it would loop seemlessly. Just a dork like that.
sofastronomer: In your life, you’ll meet a lot of assholes. If someone hurts you, tell yourself it’s due to their lack of intelligence. That way, you’ll never sink down to their level, because there’s nothing worse in this world than bitterness
It sounds to me like it would’ve been better to give “Betty” to someone with a lot more passion in it. The story was set up to be emotional so if that’s not the kind of stuff you want to write, then maybe you shouldn’t be
bibliofilariidae: applebeveragesaur: oh just so everyone knows: if you’re like me and you get anxiety whenever you see someone vague blogging because you think it’s about you even though you never did anything remotely similar to what’s being
devipotato: devipotato:does everyone just have one of those friends that’s really into bears. a bearfriend my favorite thing about this post is when someone with a bear-related url reblogs it because i know they’re going “that’s me! i’m the
I had this really tedious dream where I had to mail a bunch of letters for some reason, and I put a letter in an envelope that was already addressed to someone else. I already put the stamp on it before I found out so I spent the rest of the dream trying
My brother had a shirt that says “a day without fusion is like a day without sunshine” which is a science joke but I feel like Garnet would really like to have that shirt too
@robertplantspants replied to your photoset: I like this anxious blue moon-head lawyer Gem… I’m pretty sure its Amy Sedaris YES! That’s it, that’s who I’m hearing
Steven is really going to have to turn inward and face himself. Throughout the show, he’s put everyone else first, and his main goal has been to become the person his family wants him to be. That’s got to shift. He’s got to accept
@baddeleyite replied to your post: throwback to the time someone went on a rant… I’ll raise you the time someone ranted about how Steven in ‘Giant Woman’ was representative of a straight man wanting
thefirstokiro:fotb2019:been thinking about finn Finally! Someone remembered that John said that he wanted Finn to have a white/silver lightsaber! I love this!
Hey, someone help me out here, what is the extension that colors the reblog button for things you’ve already reblogged? I have it on my desktop but I cannot for the life of me remember where the option is to enable it on my laptop. I have x-kit
classy-kate: i-wanna-be-stereotyped: I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies. Someone finally said it
8bitatoms: phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess: sevvey6: morbidamusement: captain-snark: bananamerlin: maderadearquitecto: Thermochromic table by Jay Watson imagine banging someone on that table imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that
invaderperidot: babelady: when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile
atea-y-feminista: scissortits: seanoftheundead: sodomymcscurvylegs: jadelyn: “Men should be offended when someone claims that women should prevent rape by not wearing certain things or not going certain places or not acting in a certain way. That
thedisneytruth: people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens so that bothers you but
petermaximoff: listen i know that character died but listen…….that character isnt dead
turnerbae: how do people fall for someone and that person loves them back and they get together and they’re both in love like how the fuck does that happen
fanceli: Dimensional counterparts and their best friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ebina mentioned on his twitter how it seemed like Dennis was Yuri’s version of Gon-chan and wondered if Yugo had someone like that.That’d be the bike, wouldn’t it?
clownhysteria: someone: “is that a Halloween decoration?” my mom: “no that’s my daughter”
2spookybakura: “That’s a nice sister you got there. It would be a shame if someone were to corrupt her. ” I did another commission for Mariku ! ( ᐛ )و It was fun!
jl7299: vincentvangoth: when u miss the last step on the stairs Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame. Someone drew that intentionally.
avidoatlion: lifemocker: thejordanator: An expertly done three point turn Weren’t expecting that house #I have never seen someone nope that hard before
yohlo-sassakura replied to your post: [[MOR]today this guy at work said my name… aaaaaAAAA THATS SO CUTE IM SO HAPPY SOMEONE SAID THAT…. thats so cute im so happy for you aaa ;w; i fELT SO SILLY AFTERWARD CAUSE I COULDn STOP SMILING aaRG
malachidavenport: David Sims—he’s a photographer. Oh. Well that’s an interesting way of advertising yourself, on someone’s shirt.
I just want someone to straddle my chest, squeeze their fingers around my throat, and repeatedly call me “Bad Daddy.” Is that really too much to ask?
kou… jaku?? what the hell is a koujaku??? sounds like something that needs to get the fuck away from me. i am disgusted, absolutely repulsed. i think i’m gonna be sick.
also noah fence but do people not realize that there are game modes outside of comp bc i lit had someone say to me when i recently started playing comp and was only in gold go “almost level 600 and still in gold.” like okay first of all, binch, i
snowdoesshit: miss-gallifrey: heliotrooper: AND HERE WE HAVE MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVE Alternatively: “well now I feel bad because you said that” //screams for years
reylofeels: thetrashisstrongwiththisone: Someone pointed out that Kylo Ren is basically space Zuko. I started drawing parallels, fell down the trash chute, and here we are now. GranGran HanGranhan :3
acachette: Full disclosure I saw this as a tweet yesterday as a Steve and Tony prompt but I can’t seem to find it now! It’s not my joke, I’m not that funny. Now someone find that gif of Steve hurling himself out of the elevator :P
circumcisions:
memeimpala: there are a lot of tv shows about young people in new york city with crappy jobs but nice apartments and clothes and stuff and i don’t think that actually happens in real life?? how would they afford it?? selling their soul 2 the devil??
lady-eve: I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing. Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever. But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not
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