someone please
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Someone please entertain me in this meeting. K thanks
Someone please tell me to put on lipstick!
someone please cuddle me and make me cum n’ stuff
joelalick: Someone hold my hand and do that little thumb rubby thingy.
Someone please explain to me why we're going to war with Syria.
chrismello: someone invent a comfortable reading position
Someone talk to me because I’m bored and drunk and don’t wanna think about stupid things and my bra/underwear set is super cute but I have no one to appreciate it and my phone is broken and I don’t have a puppy and do I need even more
Someone write me a cute message to wake up to so I can stop being so sad in the mornings
Someone bring me chipotle and a box of wine Thank you!
psychosomaticpiscean: Someone with a social anxiety disorder will never get tired of hearing you say: “I’m here for/with you” “I like you” “I love you” “I value you as a person” “Your opinions matter to me” “I’ll go with you
Someone please give Pearl a hug.
Someone please check on Mr. Smiley.
Someone please tell me where this is from?!
someone please photoshop a big uncircumcised penis in place of the Perplexus Epic, thanks
Someone please tie me up like this 😍😍😍
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME THE SOURCE OF THIS ;-; I really really wanna read it now.
Someone please talk to me all my baes are gone unu
just-shower-thoughts: Banks should allow you to have a second pin, in the case that someone came up to rob you and forced you to enter your pin. You enter the second and it shows your bank statement as less than โ.
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SOMEONE PLEASE HELP I BROKE SAI AND I HAVE COMMISSIONS TO DOWhere did all the shit on the right go??? I’m freaking out here!
Someone please come kill me that would be so fun I’ll give you snacks and braid your hair before you kill me if you say yes
Someone please just literally kill me.
someone please do this to me!
griznar: stop making vagina art please MAKE MORE.
Someone please explain this…
someone please inflate my scrotum
Someone please fire/sue this man.
Someone please buy this for me!
Someone please get me these🤣
Someone please buy me this. (Taken with instagram)
Someone please buy me one! (Taken with Instagram)
Someone please buy me this ๖ hands free umbrella dome so I no longer kill myself commuting. ☔ #umbrella #bestinvention #handsfreeumbrella #buyme
Someone please Tweet me in the morning that I left my phone in my car, like remind me that I have to get it :) thanks peeps ! L|’ A ’*|J
Someone please touch my butt and tell me I’m cute
someone please eat me out
SOMEONE PLEASE RECOMMEND A GOOD FAKE EYELASH BRAND PLS
Someone please tell me this guy’s name!
Someone PLEASE find out for me how Sahara Davenport died.
i just want to go up to someone and whisper shinee’s back in their ear but that would be frowned upon and also a bit uncomfortable on my part
i have an essay due at midnight but i haven’t even started. i can picture my college life right now and it’s not pleasant.
illumahottie: Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
glitchedhologram: psychosomaticpiscean: Someone with a social anxiety disorder will never get tired of hearing you say: “I’m here for/with you” “I like you” “I love you” “I value you as a person” “Your opinions matter to me”
Someone needs your help right now!
someone please buy me this; i will love you for eternity.
someone please get me this for christmas.
Someone buy me a pineapple + jalapeño cheese pizza, and I’ll cuuddle you through time and space. (♡˙︶˙♡)
someone please watch this with me right now.
someone please make these with me.
someone please do this!
can someone give me some cliff notes on the dash con ordeal (or a link to something that explains it)?
Someone please do this to me
Someone please? There’s a lot of frustration saved up
Someone please tell me this is a gay romance or something..
someone please do this to me
at the end
someone please just kill me and save me from doing it myself
Someone come talk to Queen she's lonely.
Someone come cuddle me to sleep :(
