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Someone get me a White Russian
Lazy Friday. This is what I’ve been doing all day. Wishing someone would come get me and take me night swimming in the ocean.
Someone get me this gold-dipped ceramic mug for Christmas.
someone get me these?
somethingabitstrange93: LOL, i know this is porn, but thats not what i find awesome. Look at the guy laying down’s face. hahaha, hes just like “yup, this is happening, sick.. someone get me a fucking sandwich”
Someone get me this and I will love you
Someone get me this
someone get me a penis i can graft onto my body so i can put old spice onto it i’d probably put it on my elbow or something
If y’all see this blog get noticed by someone cool, please tell me. Like, say, if this blog gets a shout-out from a member of the Crewniverse, or a website like Beach City Bugle, please tell me.DON’T ASSUME I KNOW. TELL ME. PLEASE TELL ME
svenspronfest: thetenk: plantpenetrator: hdoomguy: slaxdump: methados: It seems Tumblr auto set everyones accounts to SFW Someone told me and my page was SFW aswell. Everyone should check there settings Fan-fucking-tastic. amazing Quality fuckin
someone get me a prostate massager tbh i wanna cum from the butt but it’s really hard for me to do it
twistedskrews: MERMAID plugs are here! For a limited time! Twistedskrews.etsy.com Someone get me one I’ll make you a custom vid with it
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
Why is it so difficult to meet someone new?Apart from a few dates last year it’s been almost 2 years single now and really starting to get me down :(
SOMEONE GET ME TO NINTENDO I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA.
I hit my head on the door while getting excited about the gravity falls episode tomorrow
shawna0231: Nothing get me more than your voice, please…
Someone get me off of the Google picture search right now because I’m ready to cry because holy shit these weapons are just too fucking beautiful oh my god.
Someone get me Scully and Mulder because what the fuck is on my lawn right now
smelly-kat: things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow s/he’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone
Someone get me those tights.
jcatgrl: taejira: Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley,
Someone get me shrooms…..
whereyoustopthestory: THIS IS A REAL ACTUAL THING ON THINKGEEK AND I WANT IT
polarisopposites: commanderbutt: YO FRIENDS READ THIS BOOK NOW SOMEONE GET ME THIS BOOK.
zackisontumblr: that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
dat-soldier: neurocybernetics: runnerrabbit: goblinlord: panacakes: mom: turn on some holiday music!!me: okay!
bryankonietzko: SDCC 2015, LET’S DO THIS!Above is the signing poster I made for this year, to celebrate the 10 years this Avatar universe has been out there in the world. Below is our schedule, once again:Friday, 10-11 AM, Room 25ABC: Dark Horse
petpetpet: Silver Nabi Cat Ring someone get me away from the internet oh my god SOMEONE GET THIS FOR MEE
llieo: holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curdling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over
uglyboyband: i hate being mentally ill because the first thought i have now when someone gets even remotely romantically close to me is “how will they ever like me when i’m so fucked up” followed by “they don’t deserve to be with someone
Where is your God now?
Someone get me drunk out of my mind
Someone get me some tea
Someone get me a chinchilla please. Oh, and a hedgehog, and a fennec, and a kitten.
Someone get me this! i will love you for the rest of my life.
Someone get me those shorts pleaseeeeeee
Someone get me that outfit for my wife
Someone get me this for Christmas or just because
ithotyouknew:thirdeyegrind:ithotyouknew:When someone calls me a whore And now you probably have pink eye. Good thing I can afford antibiotics.
I HATE CRYING AND I HATE CRYING OVER PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT AND I FEEL DUMB UGH
Who needs love when you've got silicone & strapons
someone get me a turtle and i will love you forever
omg fuck my head is throbbing someone get me an advil jk i don’t take advil lol FUCK MIGRAINES
SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME SOME GODDAMN STARBUCKS
someone get me the black lagoon dvd box set hhh
Someone get me some menthols asap. Dying here.
iheartguts:Guts guts everywhere! Check out our garage pretending to be our Guts Comic Con booth! Coming soon to the ❤️ of Comic Con San Diego 2017!
someone get me wet
Someone get me stoned like right now
Someone get me drunk and stoned like right now so I can forget about my lack of Christmas spirit
It makes me sad how uneasy and disturbed people get by my presence. I know I don’t live in a respectful and kind society so it shouldn’t make me sad. Jet I’m sad every time someone call me sir. I’m sad I can’t go tings like
just-shower-thoughts:I’ve never been told when to do my taxes. Or how. Or why. Or even what taxes are. But if I get it wrong, I go to jail.
jaesama: I can’t wait for Valentines Day because I get to make cupcakes for a special someone and that special someone is me.
i’m out of practice at digital so I borrowed some of your lines to remember how to color…I really love your art and this blog! seeing your posts, and your characterization of peter and wade, always makes me smile ^__^ -someone’s email, idk your
kaito-and-meiko: Rakugaki log by 智.
D has me getting my hopes up
someone get me this I think I’d fit into it now 😩
I’ve been growing potatoes in 5 gallon buckets and they’ve been doing really successfully for over a month and the vines are humongous. The only problem I’ve been having is that they keep getting infested with these tiny little flying bugs that
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