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Well it seems no matter what i do i hurt someone :,D but this time i’m getting shit for it from other people who aren’t involved in any way, like it doesn’t help me word my messages right when i’m having a panic attack too aahehHahaheh
boymilk: boymilk: hey if youre an adult and youve got kids of your own dont fucking scream in front of them or at them. i dont care what the circumstance is. youre going to mess your kids up and itll be your fault coming from someone who grew up around
zsnes: alexschiesser: artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies. its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing
vrumblr: kelofthesea: kelofthesea: 시발비용 = Fuck-it Expense Someone wrote an article about this! If this doesn’t sum up my entire life experience.
Someone fucking snuggle me god dammit
iphotographlove: It terrifies me that Donald trump can stand in front of an audience and shout that Mexicans are rapist and a slew of other racist things and people start cheering USA! That shit doesn’t scare you? Like who the fuck are these people?
heritance: Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
did someone just do the "you cant criticize until you can prove youre better" shit on me over a livejournal post
rainfallboy: This actually makes me feel really sick.I don’t usually make posts like this butIt’s illegal to pretend you’re disabled and have a need for a service or emotional support animal without an actual need for one. If someone found out
You know that post where it says to masturbate before you fuck someone, because it’ll save you from regret? Yeaaah I should have listened to that post…😧😖
Fucking hilarious. deurama: LMAO someone tell me why yunho being crazy and high LOLOL
Someone buy me a fucking SNES and this and I’ll be entertained for the rest of my life.Thanks dad for ruining my very first SNES. ><
Someone get me off of the Google picture search right now because I’m ready to cry because holy shit these weapons are just too fucking beautiful oh my god.
Someone get me Scully and Mulder because what the fuck is on my lawn right now
zetablarian: berlynn-wohl: venndigo: k8thescout: can someone explain the alignment chart for me but in like, the simplest wording possible lmao lawful good: i want to do the right thing, and following society’s rules is the best way to do that
fuck-yeah-mako-haru: まこはるまこらくがき【腐向】 by ずっき on pixiv
wideop3n: shitty porn brought to you by me, (with someone elses idea) enjoy!
tatsuki-kosho: DRAMAtical Murder Koujaku & Aoba ▶ 日月妖 His cosplay is amazing as always ❀.(*´▽`*)❀. Please take out with full credit ~
noizybunnyboy: DMMdまとめ | ゅゅ Please do not remove source
If I died, no one would be sad.No! You know that’s not true, don’t you?
someone buy me tenga’s iroha sakura clit vibe it’s so fucking cute :(((
someone tell me what the fuck this says :(
happiest: them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you
someone come and cuddle me until i feel better :’(
SOMEONE FUCKING UPDATE ME ON POKEMON X/Y AND SSB
kayleekulo: A short clip of someone cumming all over me 😍😍 I know its a little blurry but I figured y'all would want to see it anyway 😊😘
mellowgf: having feelings for someone who time n time again makes u question whether they give a shit about u at all is probably one of the worst things ever
Someone motivate me to do my reports cause Im honestly bored out of my fucking brains 🥺🥺
Fuck someone call me!!!
Need someone to message with all night. Whose in?
Someone told me that vegans that feed their carnivore/omnivore pets vegan diets should be a criminal/illegal and I honestly laughed. By this logic every meat eater should be in jail because you literally fucking eat animals. The few pets that die
llieo: holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curdling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over
fuck-me-youre-british: dixons-vixen: stop-theloveyousave: Before you say that Paris Jackson doesn’t have motives to try suicide.. this breaks my heart, because i can relate so much IT DOESN’T MATTER IF SOMEONE HAS MOTIVES FOR SUICIDE NO
someone should fuck me hard.
SOMEONE FINALLY ASKED ME TO READ TO THEM You don’t understand how happy I am now. Like, I could die.
spork: I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
becausewhynoteathumans: im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
mercedesbenzodiazepine: I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit
andunsure: Do you ever just look at someone and want to fuck the shit out of them
im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
disgustinghuman: someone wrote a post about forgetting to take their medication which reminded me to take mine whenever I mention medication people end up commenting saying ive reminded them so this is a friendly reminder for us to take our medications
sachimo: i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird
swoobats: /wants to text someone/doesn’t have anything to say ┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴
canadad: “don’t post personal information online cuz someone may try to kill you” for real? where they at im tryna die
gaybabyjail: do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sheenra: I keep these guys in the back seat of my car so that when I go to pick up friends or someone I can be like “Ohh sorry, I’ve got no room for you. My children are in the back seats”
skellydun: for someone who rarely does anything, I sure am tired a lot.
blairwvldorf: for someone who loves sleep so much you’d think that i’d sleep earlier
theawesomeadventurer: when someone tries to open your old sketchbooks
earthdad: when someone really cute calls you cute first
elasticitymudflap: when u really want a thing and someone offers to buy it for u
guvinofree: when someone asks if you’re doing okay
robot-wank: when you finally lose your shit with someone and start violently vauging about them
drinkyourfuckingmilk: >stands up for myself and politely but firmly asserts my feelings and needs to someone >immediately wants to apologise profusely and almost has a panic attack thinking I’m being an unreasonable asshole who is entirely to
fefeta: someone: quit bouncing your legme: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg
stpdippers: someone: you can’t spend the rest of your life in fear! (: (: Y.O.L.O my paranoid ass:
tthumbelina: when someone thinks you’re cool
gay-armadillo: tatt00ine: ilikechildren–fried: jetpack-jenny: celticpyro: a-case-of-tragic-magic: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life #it would be nice to get
inkskinned: haha wow i’m really exhausted for someone who only ever does the bare minimum requirements of getting by
