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peetaspenis: brookeeverdeen: how can someone not like peeta let’s ask his mom
what-mom: I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me weekly.
equalistmako: kanthia: equalistmako: someone: I love how welcoming and nice and non-toxic this fandom is~ me, sipping hard liquor from a “World’s Best Grandma” coffee mug: lmao give it time me, sipping coffee from a “world’s okayest mom”
brokuto-koutarous-mom: picaso: picaso: i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this what do i do he is here…. i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their
myspacejunkie: myspacejunkie: someone just told me my blog is a+ Ha take that mom *loses a follower*
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see” she can be like “let jesus light the path”
castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped
the-time-goddess-of-221b: bard-of-time-will-be-late: mori-ar-ti: my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive”
chirotus: geekgirlsmash: spookyaddiction: motherfuckingurl: powerviolent: A CLOUD FELL? Snow? that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake Let me tell you a story. My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One day the water
nethaca:maverikloki:deejohnes:maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE
peregr1ne:my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor”
satanshairline: bananabuttmuffin: The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes. once my mom was in the car with my dad and someone
calum-hoodizzle: Oh my god someone thought that Mali-Koa was Calum’s mom 😂
precumming: when youre sexting someone and your mom walks by
lovelorn-xo: castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead
unclefather:mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there
dorowot: gogomrbrown: thread My moms friends relative was in the Tacoma detention center and every time they went to visit him, it was basically like visiting someone in jail.
mexi-cant: holy-crap-someone-finally: weeping-daleks:laughbitches:superlazyninja:fruitcrocs:CHILDBIRTH COSTS MONEY IN THE USA??????? YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PUSH A BABY OUT OF YOU ?????dafukwait its free everywhere else what the fuck?????MY MOM CAME HOME
Hi my name’s Marley and I like to bark at mom every single time she turns in bed. I must’ve woken her up 3 or 4 times an hour for 9 hours. It’s exhausting work but someone has to do it -.-
You expect me to go to my moms so you can talk more shit about me, asking where the fuck I was just because I didn’t come upstairs. Shut the hell up. Don’t worry about me, you’re just someone who lives upstairs, you don’t like
imalittlebitawkward: imalittlebitawkward: looks like someone foiled my plan oh come on guys my mom yelled at me for wasting her tin foil for this
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see" she can be like “let jesus light the path"
nethaca: maverikloki: deejohnes: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO
wheregendergoestodie:when you see those posts that say “date someone who gets you a drink of water in the middle of the night and tells you youre pretty and introduces you to his mom”, instead of thinking “the bar is set too low,” maybe ask yourself
everydayphotos77: Someone mom got 🍰
unclefather: someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink? me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome* me: no thank you
inkbloods: my mom put a sign on our doorbell that said “doorbell broken, please yell ding dong very loudly” and soMEONE JUST DID IT
laurenurgayisshowing: youngstero: SOMEONE THOUGHT ABOUT YOU A LOT TODAY PROBABLY Thanks mom. You’re the best.
harryspankme: if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
I’ll always hate my mom for keeping my dad around. After all he has done to us and the kids in her daycare, how the fuck do you stay with someone that almost killed your child? That’s really fucked up
bblackgoldd: I am so glad I pressed play Someone please come get your mom
knightslikethis: browngirlblues: heytheredeona: browngirlblues: My mom is the most hateful and manipulative woman I know but shout out to her for buying me that crockpot. I’m gonna make really delicious food with it I’m glad someone else’s
meanwhilenever: nirnitta: ruinedbaby: Tbh My first day of high school my mom told me to greet every janitor. She said that if anything were to ever happen to the school they’d be the ones that would help get us out. Seriously, if someone comes
scaredofsheep: nethaca: maverikloki: deejohnes: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH
thealmightyshoe: phoenix-aflame: mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into
callmeoutis: bigeisamazing: if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet but won’t call your parents out for the same thing you fake the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell
slbtumblng: liquidxlead:ticky-tuki:When your mom forces you to go somewhere When you know someone is lying behind your back & they still hang around you When you don’t know where to hide that corpse.
rufftoon: jackfrost-flakes: emma-frost-jackslittlesister: femmejackfrost: just-another-jack: justmypencilandme: My mom found this and I just literally cannot omfg lmao i cant breathe OH MY GOD THE SNOWMAN OJS:LDFJ:AJKD:J THAT MOVIE QUICK SOMEONE
oyblinartandstuff: Big sneak peak on my Ultimate Strelok:My dudes, if someone will ever tell you that sewing is for “your mom” or any other similar stuff, well, tell them that Grogulec- the descendant of shoemakers and tailors- called and said it’s
aethersea:unctuousrobot-deactivated202108:Scott pilgrim is so funny because apparently when scott kills someone they just respawn back in their hometown. Imagine waking up on your moms couch and having to explain to your sweet mother that some canadian
queenconsuelabananahammock: wheregendergoestodie: when you see those posts that say “date someone who gets you a drink of water in the middle of the night and tells you youre pretty and introduces you to his mom”, instead of thinking “the bar
awiccanfromdetroit: so today i came home with my knuckles all swollen bc i jokingly punched my friend (he was fine) and my mom saw and she was all “you need to stop punching people youll ruin someones life eventually” so i was like lol why and she
owlmylove: owlmylove: owlmylove: owlmylove: oh my god guys there’s someone downstairs and my mom’s asleep and i can’t remember if i locked the front door?? fuck okay i’ve got my phone and my pepper spray im going down there UPDATE: I MAY
otterboxes: sorry mom I’m just taking your advice about not giving in to peer pressure so you’ll have to find someone else to do the dishes
cardozzza: klansas00: afatblackfairy: bettiefatal: crime-she-typed: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD!!!! Important @my mom Lmao I wouldn’t want someone else’s daughter wearing skimpy clothes around my husband, so yes, cover up. You are
blackbirds-on-the-marsh:mirthfulrealist: pharmdup: I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA. PSA Just because someone is paid to sweep the floors doesn’t mean you’re allowed to leave your shit all over the place. Clean up after
toxxsick69: I walked in and caught my mom on Skype with someone other than my dad. I should have just walked away. But seeing that pussy that birthed me and those tits that fed me, I couldn’t help but wanna get back inside and nurse on those tits again.
pervertedson: For my dad, mom was an out of shape cow. For me, she was a MILF who is cock hungry, who is a perfect sex slave, and someone whom I would take up as my breeding partner.
