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nethaca: maverikloki: deejohnes: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET
gaygothur: Someone: [thing that people need to live] should be free All the notes: Are you saying my little sister who died of starvation should have gotten free food??? Are you saying my homeless mom freezing to death in the winter should have gotten
kuronachan: tooiconic: positivity-roses: Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits on someone else’s dream, a.k.a an asshole
acanthepeira: anexperimentallife: This whole thread is cool and wholesome. My mom always taught me that complimenting someone over something they decided on, like an outfit they put together, is the nicest way to show your appreciation!
sl-walker:sl-walker:pigcatapult:blackbirds-on-the-marsh:mirthfulrealist: pharmdup: I almost scrolled past this but my mom was a janitor too. PSA. PSA Just because someone is paid to sweep the floors doesn’t mean you’re allowed to leave your shit all
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the
annabellaburns: booglemoth: If you smell good I will be 300% more attracted to you Fun fact, my mom told me that if someone naturally smells “good” to you it means that their genes and your genes can make a baby with better genes, an improved person
I’ve been really just not wanting to be alone today. Hopefully gonna go to the mall with mom n lil sis today. But I wanna be someone else actually. Idk who tho
marcossfm: Commission [X] Someone wanted Naruto banging his mom Okay Would have posted this earlier but I feel drained ___________________________________________________________If YOU want to commission me, Check the commission page for pricing, check
daisy-ca: if someone refuses to use your preferred pronouns, give them a new name for example, my mom calls me she so I’ve started calling her Carl
friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman: babiigurl2413: friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman: my mom phoned me today and told me that someone in my hometown had robbed the pharmacy at gunpoint but the pharmacist started having an anxiety attack and the robbers were
wannabefemlexi-reblogs: willo-91: Sissy I’ve stolen my mom’s before but she got suspicious that someone was going through her stuff so I stopped
allmondsmom: allmonds: allmondsmom: allmonds: goodnight i’m not gonna brush my teeth don’t tell my mom I already know Did someone make this blog just to make that comment I am officially internet famous Go brush your teeth
daisy-ca:if someone refuses to use your preferred pronouns, give them a new namefor example, my mom calls me she so I’ve started calling her Carl
trans-mom: Healthcare for the people: ū Food for the poor: ŭ Militarized conquering of countries who didn’t want to play ball with Western corporations: 跌,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Paper towels for Puerto Rico: Ů Someone good at budgeting
naturalass: soccer-mom-marie: WAIT…I think I hear someone coming down the hall…it shouldn’t be my husband, he isn’t due home for hours. We’re in the clear. Now then, slide my panties to the side & get on with it…we don’t wanna get
perry-jeffreyv4qw3l: Check Out Dirty Moms That Want Someone To Text CLICK HERE
slbtumblng:liquidxlead:ticky-tuki:When your mom forces you to go somewhere When you know someone is lying behind your back & they still hang around you When you don’t know where to hide that corpse. When you defy physics to impress that one person
dchanarts: Actual tag someone put on my comic. LET GOAT MOM FRICK IN PEACE OK?? (haha, I actually love all at tags I’ve seen. Don’t stop being awesome guys <3) she’s just “sin”sational~ ;D
grimdesignworks: Wicke-d I did it. I did it on time. Now can I be a part of the cool club!? I don’t even care about Sun & Moon. she looks like someone’s cute mom but with giant tiddies. @slbtumblng the thickeness just keeps coming~ ;9
nethaca:maverikloki:deejohnes:maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE
juicy–kitty: Nudes in someone parents bath 👌🌟 Tell your mom I’m not sorry.
brighterthanroses: #how do you think it must have felt to rose#to have someone say this to her#the girl who’s mom didn’t want her ‘putting on airs’#the girl with the boyfriend who was a better friend than lover#the girl everyone didn’t expect
grimdesignworks: Wicke-d I did it. I did it on time. Now can I be a part of the cool club!? I don’t even care about Sun & Moon. she looks like someone’s cute mom but with giant tiddies.
alcoholic-dog-mom: One time, at @tdgpresents Quarterly, someone hit me with a cheese plate. Thanks @writingdirty 🙄
tokimekiwaku: animeauthority: Remember that old 2009 Youtube video where some kid freaked out after his mom cancelled his World of Warcraft account? No? Well, someone in Japan remembered it fondly enough to recreate it using animated line drawings
castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped
thisbloghasbeencompromised: it makes me so irrationally angry when a british person says “mum” and then someone subs it as “mom” in a gif no that is wrong
homovikings: in 3rd grade on valentine’s day we had to write the name of someone we loved very much in a heart and we hung the hearts up around the classroom and everyone wrote “mom” or “dad” or “grandma” etc you know like relatives and
soccer-mom-marie: I’m not ready for Memorial Day weekend to be over! Do a good deed and fuck someone in the armed forces this week!!! 😘💋 Xoxo,http://dallas-hotwife.tumblr.com ❤️❤️❤️ That’s a great idea!
kelly-mom-wife: Someone’s page today has me looking like this
kelly-mom-wife: Home feeling a little frisky from someone’s announcement…
soccer-mom-marie: Happy outdoor Titty Tuesday!!http://jacktomywife.tumblr.com ❤️❤️❤️ Looks like someone is cooling down!! 😍
kelly-momnwife: Moms home….long tournament day, bleacher butt someone come and please massage my ass
kelly-momnwife: Moms finally back from airport…. someone bring me a goose & seven
acstlu: Why Rarity’s mom you ask?!Because someone requested I draw Pinkie Pie’s dad, I look him up on the MLP wiki, begin searching up the parents of the mane 6, one thing leads to another, and I end up with this.help Oh my~ >w<
loopend: A finished commission for Solratic of his OC Light Shine and Button’s Mom. This is the second time she’s popped up in a piece of mines, let’s see if someone keeps the ball rolling. Want a commission of your own? Check out my commission
Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT. I give a fuck, nevermore. merely a bro, nothing more. #suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door Quoth the raven, “Swag galore” #edgar allan bro And my mom
datcatwhatcameback: lil-mizz-jay: My mom talked me into going to a therapist, which I don’t think I need at all But I did find out that I’m hypersexual so there’s that Believe it or not, as someone who faps 3-4 times a day, it came as a surprise
agenderreid: Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me This is not a joke please nurture me I promise I’ll be good.
askmoria: asklongnose: Since when did Moria become qualified to teach reproduction? Since I met someone who called me “Mom”, dicknose! Look, it’s complicated! Oh my god Moria, you make my mornings so funneh. XD <3
Picking mushrooms IRL = so much fun (yes I did that still back when I lived at home - me and mom went to pick ‘em every fall around September ~ October)Picking mushrooms on RO = my god someone fucking kill meTrue story. =w= (And I’m stuck cultivating
cheeky–kitty: Nudes in someone parents bath 👌🌟 Tell your mom I’m not sorry.
lamsandmulletteblog: nethaca: maverikloki: deejohnes: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO
brokuto-koutarous-mom: picaso: picaso: i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this what do i do he is here…. i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their
aethersea:unctuousrobot-deactivated202108:Scott pilgrim is so funny because apparently when scott kills someone they just respawn back in their hometown. Imagine waking up on your moms couch and having to explain to your sweet mother that some canadian
thedistantstorm:semblanche:someone: so who’s your target audience me: me and three other highly specific people who i may or may not know irl. alternatively, anyone except my mom Fanfiction writers everywhere.
fullmetalfisting:when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d
maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS
100newfears: i can’t stop laughing i keep imagining someone at the table like no mom i’m feeling too punk to eat but moooom I’m feeling way too punk for school
mother-fucking-avengers: mother-fucking-avengers: im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified
forever-the-optimist: sean3116: craigslist ad for a dating profile writer I could totally do that I’d be fucking amazing at that Three years ago, I convinced my mom to add “someone who doesn’t wear socks with sandals” at the end of her match.com
the-time-goddess-of-221b: bard-of-time-will-be-late: mori-ar-ti: my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive”
My mom was looking up some old rock stars on google and showing my little sister what they used to look like. And she looked up someone who used to have long hair (I don’t know who because I wasn’t really paying attention at first tbh) and
beautysnake:someone help this stressed out mom
purrpleaesthetic: Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there! You have a tough job and someone has to do it 💜
the-vashta-nerada: my mom got a jesus shaped flashlight recently just so whenever someone says “i can’t see” she can be like “let jesus light the path”
sircuddlebuns: thestorieswesay: mom-parkour-club: tigrismedve: My sister’s roommate is an architect. Check out their suspended tree. fUCK architecTS GOD DAMN that’s a weird way to spell ‘wizard’ what happens when someone accidentally
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