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what-mom: I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me weekly.
chuju: peregr1ne:my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting
hot-mom-adventures: Here is a video I had a lot of fun in. This takes care of a few requests…..One being someone wanted to see me sucking cock…..The other I won’t mention LOL…..But for those of you who have asked to see….Here it is…
Happy birthday to my mom. Someone who I could not live without. She has been there for me no matter what. Has always let me be me, even if sometimes it’s not a good thing. I have learned so much from you and I continue to learn everyday. I love
verythirsty: if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
ratchetmess: someones mom needs to stop it
how to piss someone off in 3 seconds a book written by my mom
daisy-ca:if someone refuses to use your preferred pronouns, give them a new namefor example, my mom calls me she so I’ve started calling her Carl
skvvalker: littleivor: I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her
fuckingconversations: purelintrash: “If you feel it, someone else has.” Lin was full of advice for writers and artists–and humans–on February 16. Use this search on desktop for more. As my mom once said: “You’ve got to make a thousand
alphaoedipus: This is your single mom who just got divorced. If you dont fuck her, someone else will. Would you let them? You shouldn’t!
mindlessswagg143: 😂Frfr i was with someone for 8 years. straight up my mom never called him my boyfriend hahahaha
mexi-cant: holy-crap-someone-finally: weeping-daleks:laughbitches:superlazyninja:fruitcrocs:CHILDBIRTH COSTS MONEY IN THE USA??????? YOU HAVE TO PAY TO PUSH A BABY OUT OF YOU ?????dafukwait its free everywhere else what the fuck?????MY MOM CAME HOME
unclefather: someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink? me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome* me: no thank you
privatefamilytime: My brother told Mom he was lonely at school and hadn’t met any new friends, let alone girls. So I sent him this treat to tide him over until he could meet someone. I’d love to eat her pussy
friday night, super bored. ^___^ what happened to having a fun weekend! My mom’s making me finish 10 pages of this stupid Kumon so I can go out tmrw ): sho saaaaaaaaaaad. someone should talk to meh!!! :D
so-comical: you dont know something? google ityou dont know someone? facebook ityou dont find something? MOM!
bodyglitter: you know what is so wild….friends who go on vacation together and im not talking about to another state or something i mean to like different countries and islands…like my mom wont even let me go hang out at someones house 5 minutes
ldgcosplay: So someone linked Chris’ mom to this pic: And this was her response: I can’t even handle this shit. SO CUTE. *________*
angelwanxiety: angelwanxiety: I have two little people againBecause alcohol is more important to her mom than actually taking care of and being there for her child. Because fuck responsibilities, someone will cover for her 🙄😡Oh well, I’ll take
soccer-mom-marie: Titty Tuesday! It looks like someone is cold…anyone wanna warm me up?
airrogance: aint nobody scared of your scrawny ass alls someone gotta do is grab your wrist like moms do to children in the grocery store
bonushumor: i asked my mom how to get more followers and she told me to start a rumor about someone
im-not-afraid-to-fall: why are you all following me is someone paying you is it my mom
harryspankme: if i had a dollar for every time someone told me i was pretty i would have exactly one dollar thanks mom
When you're in a store with your mom and you see someone you know:
xpunishtube: http://ift.tt/1CDnWcb Someones mom takes it in her tight ass
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wayward-saints: milkofstrawberry: raggedyarchangel: though-hell-should-bar-the-way: Yeah. His dad #SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ‘CAUSE I SMELL A SICK BURN They said his dad not his mom OH SHIT
lovelorn-xo: castielsteenwolf: so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead
nethaca: maverikloki: deejohnes: maverikloki: I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!” I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS: I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO
chirotus: geekgirlsmash: spookyaddiction: motherfuckingurl: powerviolent: A CLOUD FELL? Snow? that is bubble soap. someone has made a tragic mistake Let me tell you a story. My mom had a hot tub, she traded a refrigerator for it. One day the water
nikk-elli: daisy-ca:if someone refuses to use your preferred pronouns, give them a new namefor example, my mom calls me she so I’ve started calling her Carl my therapist told me to do this at work lmao
peregr1ne:my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor”
dailylilycollins: “I was leaving my apartment one day and someone I’ve known for a long time, my mom’s age, said to me, ‘Oh, wow, look at you!’, I tried to explain [I had lost weight for a role] and she goes, ‘No! I want to know what you’re
gaygothur: Someone: [thing that people need to live] should be free All the notes: Are you saying my little sister who died of starvation should have gotten free food??? Are you saying my homeless mom freezing to death in the winter should have gotten
brokuto-koutarous-mom: picaso: picaso: i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this what do i do he is here…. i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their
fullmetalfisting:when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d
cyle:fallintosanity:every-lemon:(from the FAQ)CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW DIFFERENT THIS IS??? because as someone who works in digital marketing, my jaw literally dropped.When I put out an ad for a client on Facebook, I can target like… new moms in their
She's Someones Mom
amatuer-implant-pics: rough-fucking: Slutty Moms post Because sometimes you want to put your dick in someones mommy (via TumbleOn)
ok now i hate my mom too. can someone please take me out of this fucking house. like RIGHT NOW?
mira-of-sassgard: brighterthanroses: #how do you think it must have felt to rose#to have someone say this to her#the girl who’s mom didn’t want her ‘putting on airs’#the girl with the boyfriend who was a better friend than lover#the girl everyone
unclefather: mikalhvi: blackberryshawty: unfollowfriday: unclefather: This is literally just penne pasta and chicken nuggets… Mom… honestly thank god im not white This is tragic why the fuck do you have to assume someone white made this there
kengriffey-jr: why does wayne look like someones mom in this
meanwhilenever: nirnitta: ruinedbaby: Tbh My first day of high school my mom told me to greet every janitor. She said that if anything were to ever happen to the school they’d be the ones that would help get us out. Seriously, if someone comes