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So, I know McDonalds intended for this to be a nice, fresh, cross section of a tomato, but it looks more like three sets of vampire teeth, like, McDonalds you’ve got like a vampire gang symbol on your takeout bags

So I’m going through the tags and had to re-follow a bunch of blogs because tumblr is dumb and decided to just unfollow people randomly I guess??

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troyisstillnaked: i don’t know who they are, but they look so sweet for each other . xxx

nerdy-little-leo-gaymer: Okay, so @ownworstenema tagged me in a thing to post best selfies of 2015! I think these are pretty good ^_^ I would love to see these fine ass mutuals do the same cuz I love y’all @imprfectly-imprfect @beautyschooldropout23

c-bassmeow: My best friends face when he found out that the salami he ate his whole life was pork meat 😂😂 and what’s funnier is that he’s Dominican so he should have known they eat that 24/7 😂😂😂

fckyeahblackgaycouples: When you and hubs are waiting for food so you have a photoshoot 😂 @megatronic

As Above, so Below and Beyond, I Imagine

so-hockey-eh: OH MY GOD PENS YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!

so today is great i moved some bits and bobs into the flat, it definitely looks more homely now, with its washing up bowl and my very own baking drawer plus a bin, which is veeeery important, plus biscuits. in the biscuit area of the unit (it may be for

merllyns: hrhblaine: #LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING BOUT THIS RUDE ASS MOVIE #IF YOU HADN’T READ THE BOOK PRIOR TO SEEING THIS HEART SHATTERING MASTERPIECE #YOURE IN FOR A FUCKING TREAT #THEY GET YOU SO ATTACHED TO THESE TWO KIDS YOU END UP SHIPPING THEM

so-unholy: Every night when your head hits the pillow, in the last moments before you go to sleep, your emotions betray you, and you question your ability to pull this off.

So… Brett Anderson, ladies and gentlemen))

evilvillain123456789:ungh yeah sex so good [Holds finger to earpiece] hold on […………] the president was just assassinated

bearded-daddy: *growls at you before picking you up and sitting you in my lap and to tickling your tummy with my hands and kissing on your neck so that my beard tickles you too* I’m the only Bear you play with, little one…

thedailywhat: So Shines A Good Deed of the Day: A Club-Level server at Qualcomm Stadium, who accidentally tripped on a stair during the September 1st match-up between the Chargers and the 49ers, lost her grip on the ũ,000 stack she had been holding,

So we all know about Mullet Legolas...

Strongly considering starting up a beauty blog, if only so there’s a nonbinary person blogging about this stuff.

Snk ch 51 aka “so eren/mikasa/armin and levi/hanji/erwin are basically canon.”

so not only am I on a no-buy until I get my first teaching payment, I think I’m going to try and do a trash ten challenge in conjunction with it. I’m probably going to start putting up little reviews for my reference on this blog to keep

So you're a history major...

So I was going through my old Grandmaofthewasteblog folder and I seriously forgot how much stupid shit I drew for thins blog.

So my boyfriend did a thing.

whitehumiliation: Want to know a secret ? The first humans were black. The real humans are black. So why is there white humans ? White people are the first natural toilets on this planet. They are only a gift of Mother Earth to the holy Black Race.

brentwoodsociety:What a wonderful sentiment! so long as someone is in charge.

teufelmeister: so muss das sein

cdtvtrapadmirer: When she first saw him in the house, at the arm of her mother, she almost ran away with fear. Nevertheless, over the months, gradually, she got used to him, especially that her mom seemed so fulfilled and wholesome since his arrival.

societylaws: She served him with utmost devotion like always, always so eager to please her black lord and master in every way possible… Such a slut under that thin veneer of suburban soccer mom.“I like the dress. Very convenient.”“Do you like

bredxwhite: rawsanta1: myeddnolanme:Love fucking like this. The tighter my hand gets the tighter they are. And they always cum so hard just before they pass out. Wow. White men can be Gods 🙌

dryadalis: last-snowfall: geardrops: swanjolras: out of all the aspects of millennial-bashing, i think the one that most confuses me is the “millennials all got trophies as a kid, so now they’re all self-centered narcissists” theory like—

sggk:Yes i did find my copy of the journal of impossible things yes i did just reread all of it and yes i did make a list of the passages that hurt me the most that i will now share so that it becomes everybody’s problem:i feel safe there. / i must

babeobaggins: Everyone piss me the fuck off but I look great so turn up

so many people are reblogging that post with tags like “What snake porn?” and “haha is this true i don’t get it” were you not here for the naga blogs

weresquirrel: I love mage/warrior pairings. I love them. So much. I love the warrior not even hesitating to put themselves between blades and their lover. I love the mage pulling up a barrier as soon as their lover’s hand moves for the sword. I love

sneakyfeets: microth0ng: nintooner: team aqua is amazing Team magma is so scary like they threaten to kill you no joke maxie told me he’d bury me with his own hands team aqua’s plan is the most ridiculous of the two like they just wanna surf

So I see people complain a lot about people adding “useless” comments to posts or people being really self-congratulatory about removing “useless” comments when they reblog something. But… I just don’t get why people

So I was looking over that future episode list and assuming its accurate (as it seems to be given that the next three episodes were on the list, albeit not in the right order) there’s an episode later on titled “Rose’s Room” and

"So Many Birthdays" FULL STORYBOARD

So, I was watching Clarence and I noticed in Jeff’s room there’s what looks like a state map and the only state it comes close to is Arizona. Also his cable is provided by “Desert Wind Cable” and I think the creator is from Arizona

so, like, as a general rule I call everyone by their username, even folks I’ve known a long time, unless you’ve specifically introduced yourself to me by another name or you have something like “You can call me [NAME]” on your

So someone might’ve already pointed this out, but I find it interesting that since Amethyst’s origin seems to reference the “Emiga of Amigara Fault” horror manga with the humanoid holes in the canyon:that in “An Indirect

So, like, this is going to sound bias since it’s unabashedly my favorite show, but Steven Universe is a truly fantastic show. I like a whole lot of things but I’m aware there’s not really an objective judge of quality, it’s all about the individual

so, like, I heard it was self-insert day or something? This is actually something I drew a few months back ‘cause I’m an embarrassing nerd who draws stuff like my characters/avatar interacting with characters I like but keeps it secret. But I figure

So, a long while back I was discussing on here what Mass Effect species the Gems might be. At the time, I had thought Pearl could be a Quarian or a Salarian. But then after “Back to the Barn” I amended the post since, given new evidence, Geth fit

So! It turns out Leonard has a seroma, not an abscess. This is good news because it’s a less serious issue and doesn’t require as extreme a treatment. I’ll have to give him antibiotics and hot pack the area for the next few weeks and

So, Steven Universe returns tomorrow for a big ol’ Stevenbomb running from July 18th to August 12th. Since its been a little while I thought it’d be good to remind y’all how I tag new episodes for blacklisting purposesI tag for spoilers for one

so as I was cooking I was thinking a lot about, like, Rose in general.Like, the Rebellion was fought, in part, for Gems to have the freedom to be who they wanted to be. A cause started by Rose. Which means she had to somehow be introduced to that concept

So are bright red solid color avatars a thing now or is my tumblr app doing something wacky?

So I was at work when the fiber kicked in. The big boss was in there ahead of me and I could hear every sound like peeing and stuff. He came out and I went in and ripped a small fart. Thinking I would just dump and run I sat down. I could hear the boss

voldemortspatronads: Okay so this is a map of Panem.. Throughout all the books in my head it was just like this

the-real-goddamazon: This post is so important.

mango-blogs:Rush Hour (1998)so cute

lovelynannies: kennidavis: micdotcom: Watch: 14-year-old Auli’i Cravalho’s reaction to being cast as Disney’s new princess Moana is the best. I’m so happy for her! Yaaasssss !

cloudstreamer: videohall: Goat gives it all it’s got goat: mwaahh dude: aww, that’s so wimpy, come on, give it all you got! GO! goat: mwaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! dude: yeaaah

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