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greenekangaroo:“What’s stopping you from-”Money. Money is what is stopping me. It is what is stopping everyone my age. So please stop asking that stupid fucking question when you already know the answer and help us do something about it.
You would think that after 3 years broken up from him I would be all fine and dandy and moved on, right? You would think my insecurities 2 months ago totally didn’t ruin the potential sexual partner I had in him, right? You would think 3 years of
fifesauce: When I meet Ashton, I’m going to look him dead in the eyes and say “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours” and as he gets flustered and confused I pull up my shirt up a little bit to reveal the scar from getting my appendix out,
You know why I'm here...
shaboogami:underbree:rozymindedfuzz:fatitalianbroad:Who are you and when will you become my boyfriend?Nick Bateman. He’s pretty, loves his dog, and does tricks too. Originally posted by captainmikasaackermanThis is like my ideal glow upHot fuckin damn
You know you’re a 90s kid when you have no good source of income and want to die
So you're happy you got a job at Toys R Us? You think it's amazing?
You ever have that one rp partner
warpedesto: do you ever just make a friend and think I am so glad this friend is mine
You know that post where it says to masturbate before you fuck someone, because it’ll save you from regret? Yeaaah I should have listened to that post…😧😖
So you can’t even fix skill names. I’m not asking you to redo all the fucking skills. I’m just asking you to actually change the skill names to what they are.Secrament is not even a fucking word. And having the fucking English translations in Bayeri
You know when laptops are ridiculous?They’re ridiculous when you have to tear almost half of one apart just so you can insert a stamp sized 4G module in it. I did that today. TWICE.
societylaws: “Don’t look away Lucas, I want you to watch closely. These are your brothers and sisters being planted in your mommy’s belly. They will be bigger and stronger then you, and more beautiful. You will be a good older brother and give
ingtld: What are you going to do? Not fuck them? Don’t make me laugh, white boy. That white cock belongs to hapa girls, whether or not you already have a girlfriend or wife. In fact it’s better if you’re taken. It’s hotter.
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
westernwon: if science doesn’t make you want to write poetry you’re doing it wrong
things you will see on a road trip across america
hotcheetoprincess: there is really nothing wrong with having never kissed anybody or having sex till you’re in your 20’s and i actually know so many girls who are in their 20’s and insecure about this which just tells me how normal it is
queenrylan: esotericalesbians: it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob Because we have vaginas
So you say your from Chile? Yes. Let’s see what you do with this tripod I got in key largo. You don’t have a tripod. Zip ohhh damn that one!
So I watched Big Hero 6 yesterday when I got home from work because I was miserable and wanted to watch a movie that was giving people feels. I have to stop doing that. I was in a good miserable mood after finishing it. I hate you all. Stop motivating
hopeless-the-nerd: disneydayandnight: Some famous movie/TV characters that you may not know have been in a Disney movie Once you hear it, you can never unhear it Christian Bale is the precious roll Thomas?!
winkingdaisys:After Dinner*Custom Order, scripted and all* (this is after the date I am preparing for in “Getting Ready”) I get home after a get hardy stuffing with my old flame (whos you the viewer who I maintain my conversation with and eventually
you-can-not-redo-blog: I shall protect Cheria’s precious things!
jjprentiss: madameatomicbomb: swoleinvelvet: I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out.
You know when you wake up with a proper boner, but your hands are cold, so you don’t really wanna touch yourself? It’s that kind of a morning…
i have like these four or five followers that like almost every single one of my posts and i’m just ??? who the hell are you ???? why are you liking the thing ?????? do i say thank you for your love and support ?? why does your blog have absolutely
you guys should see my messaging wallpaper since you seem to be enjoying my home and lock screen lmao.
you ever see a pair of thighs so nice/thick and you just hafta stop b/c like dayum.
You told me to my face that I made a mistake, and that’s as far from brown-nosing as one can get. I respect you for that. Now I have a gift for you.
So you'd like me to humiliate you, would you?
takeprideinyourheritage: Yep, black males these the same white bitches y’all praise with the #whitegirlwensday tag. Same white girls y’all think respect you and care for you more than black women. smh they don’t give a SHIT about y’all. You’re
cassbones: whatacartouchebag: oliviabensons: it’s not an obsession until you search for fanfiction It’s not a true obsession until you run out of fanfiction to read. and shit gets real when you start writing fanfiction
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
thelostmoongazer: *You visited the man in black again. He is very nice. He speaks in a foreign tongue that you’ve never heard of before yet you can still understand what he’s saying. Headcanon that Frisk visits the room Gaster lives in to keep him
renrink: *hello, did you fall down from heaven? because you look like an angel. oh wait. that’d be me–gracing your presence at the end of your time. heheh, are you ready? Angel of Death Sans, at your service~
chineseshell replied to your post: do you want homestuck to have a bad ending? It’s so easier to find all the awesome homestuck stuff on my blog now ever since I started tagging it. eh? what do you mean
do you ever like a fictional character so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
so I dyed my hair rainbowish/unicorn (purple, pink, blue, teal) over the weekend and one of my co-workers told me “it looks nice. if anyone can pull off a look like that it’s you!” but like what does that even mean lol does she think
makespiration: makespiration.tumblr.com Wow you’re kind of an asshole for not at least tagging @ladycube in this… Why is it so hard to just reblog from her? You’re basically using someone else’s hard work to benefit your blog,
modcloth: Are you as excited for The Great Gatsby as we are?! Did you see it over the weekend? If you just can’t contain yourself, like me, why not extend your love to your nails. The Beauty Department has your next nail tutorial featuring a decadent
liveasbutterflies: I missed you. I like you
You look so adorable and happy in this photo. I love you.
so this girl that used to go to my mom’s daycare is friends with me on facebook and she constantly posts about drama with her boyfriend and how in love/hate she is and that she can’t let him go. I’m like, kid you are 16 years old you
scottish:I hate it when you stop being friends with someone or you break up with someone and now you’ve got all this information about them at the back of your mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things
You're a proper little slut, aren't you?
You & me we stand for something.
findinghomeinabook: Do you ever have that one blogger you desperately want to befriend but you don’t know how
barefeetinsoil:mutualintelligibility-archive:“It’s often unhealthy to hyper-analyze your sexuality to the point where how you experience it changes where you belong. This is why the idea that broader terms are somehow more restrictive is baffling.
So you think you had a hard childhood? Well fuck you.
So you suck in bed, you're broke & shitty? You might want to pick a struggle
So you know when you stumble across a post on your dash, and it’s something pro-woman in some way. Then you see some out of place comment beneath that looks to start shit? I’ve always thought that they must of been planted by one of the people
“you support gay rights so you must be gay” i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you
So you don’t work here? Do you have a pass? Did you sign in? Hit the bricks, pal!
YOU ARE SO DARK BABE BUT I WANT YOU HARD
You are, baby. You are.
weekendwolvess: do you ever have withdrawals of someone’s touch and I don’t even mean in a sexual way just simply their embrace, their presence as they sit next to you or the way their fingertips trace along your arm or leg mindlessly while you two
“You look very pretty, Amanda!” said Mr. Crude as he prepared to let her perform her special project for her “C” in his class. “I assume you’ll want to get out of that dress for your project so you don’t get it messed up.”Amanda smiled
You lost the dare, honey. So you have to let my buddy fuck you on the couch in front of everybody…..
So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it’s sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again