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“So this would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad. I just made myself squirt (yay!) and I was watching it on the web cam (not recording unfortunately) and so I’m pretty close to my laptop to do this. Well, my fluid lands right on MY FUCKING MOUSE
sheneedsithuge: I Love Cum so this would be a job come true to clean her up. It may take a while but I would not care.
Lorna Morgan got trapped in the lines again. (I never realized that Lorna modeled for the Busty Cafe. So this would be back in 2000, or so?)
Pussy modified by stretching. Wine cooler? I don’t think so, this would be hot stuff!
whitmerule: helvetillinen-helluntai: jathis: I love how happy the puppy is as the kitten comes to visit Delete this website and only leave this behind This would be so much easier if you’d stop trying to kiss me and just let me HOP DOWN, Fred.
guitaristlink: Every morning I wake up with a rock hard erection so this would be how it goes
Cockyboys - Ricky Roman & JJ Knight
howllikeastark: Weeping Angel Makeup Tutorial (MadeYewLook) Holy crap this is so cool
theprincesspiglet:yesmydaddy: The rules are simple. I touch you any way I want and you can’t say or do anything about it. This idea makes me all tingly in my slut parts.
pretend that you are me and write me an 'about me' so i can put it my about me page
Good thing I’m so fluent in Japanese, or this would be really confusing.
xmisspeachx: So this would be the view if I were to sit on someone who would lick me ;)
xmisspeachx: So this would be the view if I were to sit on someone who would lick me ;) I wood lick you and love to make you cum so hard you pass out. Don’t worry, I’d wake you for round 2, or more… :b…
Ao3 link of the story: http://archiveofourown.org/works/4887874/chapters/11208001;;; I’m so embarrassed about this chapter, I want to die. I thought the ending would be humorous tho (because I have the humor sense of a child) so I apogolize if it doesnt
unfortunateseriesof: spooky-galactic-ghost: peachbunni: processormalfunction: zilliah: this guy has style what majestic creature I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE LIKE 30 SEC MAX… NO, THERE’S 4 WHOLE MINUTES OF THIS NONSENSE I LOVE THIS I need to know
I found a website I could do this on and I would love to know if y’all would be interested before creating it!!!It would cost me about โ to make a single book so copies would sell for a little over 贄 to cover my profits and shipping costs!I’ll
I can ignore my arousal really well. I love the feeling of being turned on itself, so I can actually just sit here all hot (but no so bothered) and be fine not doing anything about it. And then I’ll just go about the rest of my day or night.
ralphthefeline: Birthday line drawing done for @saruto_11 over at Twitter, for his birthday which was yesterday, but still happy belated birthday~! I don’t think I have ever done a monkey so this would be my first XD
gainingtheballgut: This is a side view (like you couldn’t figure.that out haha) Taken first thing with an empty gut. So this would be considered my true size.
absolutelybatty:If you had to get a tattoo from the last show you watched, what would it be?
if I was a monsterboy/monstergirl/monsterperson, what kind do you think I would be?
boredwiththecurrentdynamic:If Monday was a gif set- this would be it.
kilifish: linguistic gems #2 ; w;)/ click for translations 2 english (i can do french/spanish too if anyone wants it) I feel like pearl would be so dedicated to learning new languages she would study even on missions! Which the other gems would feel…
silvercistern: so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying when someone engages with a lot of stuff from the same person, like going through their ship tag and liking all the content there. hearing about this, i was immediately paranoid about
imagineyouricon: Imagine finding your icon stalking you from inside your closet. Bonus points if you are wearing nothing but a towel.
molded-old-notebook: So, what if Rishid got married and he and his wife got pregnant. During the pregnancy, Malik was going around ranting and raving because this baby is going to take all of Rishid’s energy and attention and he’s just being your
unicornempire: the-darkest-abyss: ultrafacts: Freddie Mercury loved his cats, so much so that while on tour he would periodically call home to talk to them. His one-time girlfriend and long-time close friend Mary Austin would hold the cats up to the
eggcats: fullmemetalalchemist: why are the pigeons so green chlorophyll
greencarnations: voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly.
why am i just now seeing this holy shit holy fucking shit mmmm helllll fuckinggggg yeahhhhhhhhh. u had me at fucking spitroasting mm yeah spoil my little princess hell yeahhhhhhhhh. i’m so envious of anyone who gets to please my precious aobobo.😍😍😍😍sly
muchymozzarella: Imagine your Smol and Tol otp where Tol is doing push-ups and Smol is lying under them so they are more motivated to stay up on their arms and keep going and sometimes when they push down they get a peck on the lips (and then Tol gets
clarknokent: afronerdism: Y’all.… Bruh I’m hoping this shit ain’t true. This would be terrible for people who really go through stuff like this.
dreamxxdream: Working on a reincarnation AU I clearly couldn’t pass up the chance of taking the babies to the ocean *A* Timewise this would be before Eren found Levi, hence only the 104th squad. Oh and this is only the first part, the original plan
atheriss: Undertale Spirited Away AU! (with the help of @cyrioci)It took some time to figure out who was who and when it came down to it we just thought itd be cooler to see Gaster Blaster Sans than Asriel’s oc (and someone had to be the mean baby).
misschainl: idea of black hat and dr. flug part1 this thing keeps in my mind about 2 months already, before Alan tells us more information about all the characters. So this would be ooc somehow since it’s NOT up to date.
misschainl: misschainl: idea of black hat and dr. flug part1 this thing keeps in my mind about 2 months already, before Alan tells us more information about all the characters. So this would be ooc somehow since it’s NOT up to date. idea of black
wafflewhisperings: retiredjesus:when u facetime ur ps4 so u can play and take a bath at the same time This is my favorite picture ever tbh
lotsalipstick: lovelessramblings: If I wasn’t allergic to cats this would be a dreaaaaaaaam omg I wish this looks exactly like daisy
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: lazyoaf: Simply couldn’t resist doing this. Fancy a slice? so it’s like friendship necklace, but for 8 people instead of two??
annieelainey: jenaynay820: annieelainey: Groom performs The Girl by City and Colour for his bride and surprises her when her father, grandfather, brothers, cousins, and co. join in :) i would be crying its so cute <3333 I cry every time I watch
dirtylittlegirrl: breakingyourlevy: amroyounes: How do I love thee? This is all I want in life Relationship goals forever
beecups: Why isn’t using sign language more common in society? like??? Not even just communicating within deaf communities but for everybody to use with anybody? I feel like this should be standard learning material for those working in loud workplaces
siqlyprince: suguru: i dunno if this has been done before but here you go, all emoticons found here! send me some for tomorrows warm up !
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
boilerplant02:doggers002:mcperch:On the off chance the fun police don’t catch this 😁No, ya dumb bunny, I ordered a BUD LIGHT!I take it you could notice any lumps so this would be medical?
Wouldn’t it just be grand if Norman Reedus did a promo for Calvin Klein underwear? if so this would be me:
lostcave:how coming out went for me. also just so you know, i never threatened suicide, i don’t know where she got that from. luckily i went in knowing that this would be the outcome, and really, i’m okay. my dad is the most supportive human being
faineemae: trashandcheese: emmie-oz: burning-up-a-bible: pastorbating: ok so here it is, kid at my friend’s school got expelled because he sent his 6 page sex dream to a girl he had never talked to and then proceeded to ask her out after it. i added
Reblog this post and you’ll get a special Christmas message from the prince of your choice. It’s for the Midnight Cinderella fandom, of course. I’ll be checking the tags to those who reblogs this one so place your name and the prince of your choice
There’s this girl in one of my classes that would be like the /perfect/ smoke&hookup buddy; the way she dresses, the way she looks, a cute face and a flawless body. Evidently though she’s a sophomore in high school… so she’s what, 16 at most?
weird-dr3ams: food-for—thought: sympxthise: this would be so cool My favorite place in the world. I miss you, Budapest
ookaminoki: masterkosa: ookaminoki: All translation of existing parts were done \ ( ’ u ’ ) / Originally this would be the last ( also not good at long story…ˊwˋ ) but the journey will never end, I’ve gained so much through it too. so I expect
dragonofdarknesschaos: lazysmirk: Just in case you forget this exists. It exists. With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again.
These two are hilarious. xD
inphyy: This would be the result of being bored and deciding to randomly use someone’s character for animation practice ^^; Cera belongs to the wonderful Dashingicecream! Make sure you check her out (and follow her! D:<) I hope you like it ^^;
superbooties: fuoco-go: since i havent drawn anything yet today lets go for it. i sorely hope there wont be 30 messages that say homestuck bc really is it that hard to tell
maryamhampton: nalijahmakayla: royaltymg: uglysaiah: blasianxbri: nalijahmakayla: ladies understand this *snaps* that’s why some of yaw “baeless” now. 😩 I have no problem being “Bae-less” though 👆 so this would be exactly why
