so straight
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*constantly thinking of having sex with you whenever you're around while trying to keep a straight face*
meghanastley: questionableadvice: ~Woman’s Home Companion, September 1899via Harvard University Libraries So straight-forward! Urocze.
svveden: majorhayniac: svveden: i’m so straight i refuse to turn on curves. its been days and i’m running out of gas. i wish i could get home just go in reverse…. i’m not gay i don’t put it in the rear
poundforpoundcake: agoutirex: poundforpoundcake: hijerking: so, straight people… when did you realize you weren’t gay? Interestingly (to me, anyway), I remember my earliest sexual interests revolving around fat and weight gain regardless of gender
hummus-abutahina:thealgerian:Angular crankStared at this for 5 straight minutes
sasstielwinchesass: the cast of Supernatural are so straight
“I told everyone I was straight.” Santana is such a blessing.
all-hail-astro-boy: suddenlywolf: straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for โ,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option
curvellas: i am grossed out by tyga and kylie but i am straight up upset that black chyna is friends with kim kardashian like how you tell your bff that her lil sister fucking your baby dad i mean what is that conversation like
feralsaarebas: anime-and-nintendo: feralsaarebas: reblog if ur a gay who loves video games and love rubbing ur gay little hands all over video games so straight people cant enjoy them anymore That’s not how it works reblog if ur a gay who loves
hijerking: so, straight people… when did you realize you weren’t gay?
thesentdowngirl-deactivated2023:Freezerburn is so fucking demonic. The idea that can happen to innocent foods makes me wanna cry
felixou1: SO STRAIGHT LOOKING MALES….
I Live So I Love
tsukichiaki: Ahhh so straightful~ He Tian are you hurt? 😂 Based on @he-tian-woos-his-man‘s idea 😘COMMISSIONS INFO
brasilian-bs: slvrnas: atlas-prime: sprachtraeume: brasilian-bs: brasilian-bs: The number 24 is considered “gay” in Brazil, so straight men will have candles like this for their 24th birthdays… It stems from what now is illegal gambling.
stolenwhales: dance-hall-dyke: satan-is-salmon: psychara: onlylolgifs: X THIS IS THE BEST COMMERCIAL EVER I’ve reblogged this so many times because I truly think every parent should involve themselves with what their child enjoys. Not to mention
its-supercar: well actually, all the overwatch characters are canonically straight, because when zenyatta pops his ult and says “gays, into the iris” his teammates run away
cute-pubes: maboukes: I eat bananas like this so straight people dont get the wrong idea i feel this
fromsecondstory: which one pleasee I prefer the bluer one, the first one. But seriously, these look so straight-out-of-vogueish. Tim Walkerish. sdjgsdgjsgd. WOW.
wazerwifles: hijerking: so, straight people… when did you realize you weren’t gay? when i was in the third grade
gay-is-da-wayyy: dosesxmimosas: *straight couple* Girl: “Do you have a condom?” *lesbian couple* Girl: “Do you have a hair tie?” Fav
peek-a-yaoi: peek-a-yaoi: peek-a-yaoi: That’s what every straight guy say. see, I found another in Ringo ni Hachimitsu and how could I ever forget about the adorable senpai from Koisuru Boukun
thefrench7: So straight ! Like repost and follow me :)
industrykings: jukadiiex2: deejpluto: So straight porn star Jax Slayher likes dildos in his ass.
pixie-bitch75: Sexy Saturday?… Maybe. Trying to luv this new haircut n color… I always thought I could rock anything but this one gave me a hard time, and not in a good way. So straight sexy hair for now😘 💜kisses,pixie💜
when you become accustomed to staying out for like 48 hours straight and not getting even a little sleep and can fully function the entire time is something i shouldnt be proud of but kinda am like i used to never be able to stay up all night i like my
vlada-sasha-natasha: telojuropordior: ok, now im feeling so straight Omg!!
bananaboomshake:Guys like these always act so straight but they are into the most filthy and kinky gay stuff
thierryel: not so straight anymore french cum
i’m pretty sure i’ve always been turned off to drinking because even the idea of vomit or being around people who vomit disgusts me so much. i just can’t.
princesspuckell: Sam and Cat are so straight though I’ve never actually even seen this show, and still I ship…
sassysaviour: Clarke not-so-straight Griffin
vikanderalicia-deactivated20200: “Don’t sit so straight, humans don’t do that”
espineux: People undressing people should always look like this. Horny! Happy! Smug! Delighted! And that’s a lethal nice hands-big calves combination, right there. Since I’m so straight, I’m just going to ignore that adorable pussy and ass and
phatbootee: THEY ARE SO STRAIGHT
Good god. My pussy is still pulsing from six straight orgasms.
I am SO straight. this is just really cute. I probably just lost some followers after this but that’s okay. this just goes to show that no matter who you like, a boy or a girl, it’s okay as long as you’re happy.
one of my all time favorite pictures on tumblr <3 im SO straight but, gimme her LOL
ipostfun: why chinese guards can stand so straight
gerogeweasley:i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic
every morning I wake up and feel so stressed and anxious and sick to my stomach and it’s been like this for 5 days and won’t stop (and will only get worse) until my driving test is done. I wish I could just be normal and only worry about it the day
Snow leopards - 69 pee drinking / Kalida by kinky-romance She watched him lay down on the snow, his belly up in the air and his sheath plump with the shaft that had pleased her so many times. Giggling softly to herself, she walked over and laid herself
Time to finish sketching this extremely heterosexual picture I'm working on
eeeeee so, those adoptables im doing? i just finished the weebly website with all the info and picture guides and yadda yaddai just gotta now make a pixel icon for the DA group and then i can get rolling on making my first batch for auction, im excited
binabae: I felt really weird making this piece because rape is an uncomfortable subject and it’s just so.. straight forward. But, while finishing up this piece, my rapist came back to my workplace only because he heard I was back, and he’s doing
wittsandtitts: Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby Y’all are slept on so much but idk why That lumberjack build does things to me I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up
tea2640: undie-fan-99: Not all rednecks are so straight as they appear Damn he is sexy sexy sexy
toes-soles: luv4hertoes: itsallaboutthetoes: misswrinkles: Sometimes I wonder why my toes are so straight when I wore cleats for 9 years lol #foot #feet #footfetish #footfetishbabe #footgoddess #footmodel #footqueen #footporn #footworship #instafeet
gotitforcheap: i’m so straight edge I have a drug free tattoo on my legs and I absolutely refuse to cross my legs in case someone reads it as “free drug”
home alone straight coolin
bandainamcous: Dragon Ball Xenoverse is officially coming to PC/Steam! New game details also appear in the fresh trailer straight from the Tokyo Game Show! Stay tuned to the Dragon Ball Games Facebook page for the latest updates!
playfully–sadistic:Why don’t you try to be good this time and come here, prince?(cishet (cisgender straight) men dni, I’m queer ✌🏻)
