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God, I’m just, like, so dumb.“no  no that’s not true”Um, ya. I am. Can’t you just, like, tell I’m right?“your words do have a strange kind of permanence  its as if everything you say is the warmest kindest thing
avantgardetopless: I WISH I WAS SPECIAL…SO VERY SPECIAL(but i’m just one of many….ugh)–creep/radiohead Not true! You are one a kind a diva
classy-k: aw this is cute. not true for me, but still cute <3 (M) And I’m so happy about it… I love (S’s) mind and willingness to experiment and learn new things with me…
leplastiquedick: so-not-the-norm: husssel: The True Gay Icon Lmfao Charlamagne knows to much about tops and bottoms lolol he’s a bottom
gpao83: So you guy think of what this chick? Damn, she is good, you will be hired the waitress? Yeah and I put it in the room, with his beautiful little face and her sexy ass, it will bring in customers, not true my pussy … Mmmmm, oh yes boss …
octobersparrow: mythicgeek: This is never not funny rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens story of my life
fightingmymonsters: There’s no hope for me, so why not cut? I’m worthless.
dailylilycollins: I don’t like reading things that people say on the Internet because I know so much of it is not true. I don’t want to waste my time worrying about what other people are thinking. I just want to focus on being able to do cool projects.
thepossibilitiesarendless: IM NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING. THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE.
juggalosagainsthate: Absorb wisdom. That is NOT true. The Buddha was never raped, the Buddha was never dominated, never treated as a slave, never treated as property. The Buddha never was a woman, so he never EVER had the experiences that this world
macymay: libyanbunny: Gaddafi is using rape as a weapon of war. Around 1,600 rape cases have been recorded in Libya so far. However, according to doctors the number is expected to be significantly higher. Ya Allah I pray this is not true… ;’(
It was supposed to be among a teen boy’s ultimate dreams come true, in managing to sneak into a strip club with my friends. But among my comrades, who were visibly so overwhelmed with delight and desire, in a typically juvenile fashion you would expect
I had a SU dream last night and it was all about romantic happy fluff with a ship. The bad part though?IT WAS JASPEARLI HAVE NEVER FELT SO BETRAYED IN MY LIFE. MY OWN BODY. HOW DARE.
Leaving the life of bussing tables, to return to her true purpose–drawing smut for all. Tbc…
creator-of-chaos: I HAD to , i mean it’s so true … Vriska , vriska and vriska ~~~~ :0 i love it
hypnotic-seduction:You can’t hypnotize me, only weak-willed people can be hypnotized. That’s not true at all. Anyone can be hypnotized, you just have to relax and let it happen. Well, then I’m too tense to be hypnotized. I’m always alert, so you
notsohappyslimeart: jytoyukumaza: pumspread: wholewheatjamart: vogolsart: nocturnenebula: EDIT: This post is inclusive to ALL art forms. Likes can only go so far for artists. Artists may exclusively upload their artwork to tumblr, or don’t have
siavahdainthemoon: nirv-asana: lol you ever feel like your presence is so easily replaceable in everyone’s lives. like, my general existence don’t really matter in the long run and I’m just filler. Okay, but this is fundamentally not true, and
when i was little i thought i would be super hot once i was 16 i guess not
silenthill:man i hate the allure of a good grilled cheese. you make one and eat it and its so good and perfect, maybe a little bland but in a good way and you instantly think “man that was a really good grilled cheese, im not entirely full yet, maybe
s-erene-shores: i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people
ur not a true homestuck fan unless you fucking hate it
softbipolarity: knowing that that thing you’ve been putting off forever is never as difficult or time consuming as you think it’s going to be and that you will feel so much better when you’ve done it and still not being able to make yourself do
circuitscript: octoberspirit: tel-gip: Strange things are happening in town. And Cecil Palmer is named after a Twin Peaks character, so really, we’re just coming full-weird-circle. Not circle, triangle. confirmed
girlology:arunima:whenever anyone here is like tumblr is actually so cool it’s like ok girl 🤨 literally not true. yes i spend 36 hours here every day. that is how i know
bramblepatch: dragon-in-a-fez: dragon-in-a-fez: adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway. children’s
the-nerdyy-mermaid: thatspoopychild: celticthundersherlocked: kissmyfibroass: I will never not reblog this when I see it. So freaking true. I always get told that I “Don’t look autistic” oh I’m sorry, should I wear a fucking sign over
kouje:dress for the au you want, not the canon you’re in
theeemvp: So fucking true. It may not be as obvious but it’s still racism.
velanthepup: a-kinky-virgin: bondage-fetish: a-kinky-virgin: You can find two, but not all three. And the lower-right one should be; is single and wants… Yes. I agree. So freaking true
i cant wait to go to work so i can stand in the sun for 10 hours a day and try desperately to not pass out from heat stroke. shit is going to be radical. im going to fucking die.
corgiaddict: mechanenko: ”It’s well known that Germans really love sausage, so a dog resembling a sausage was made.” “That dog is the dachshund.” “That’s amazing!” “It’s not true.” Dachshunds are WIENERS. Corgis are SAUSAGES.
c-n-u: IMm a bitter aspiring animator not bad
princessnoob: It makes me so happy that people really love Nooby. Like, people love my dumb character that I invented. HOW COOL IS THAT. Well duh. Cute, cool person makes cute, cool character? What’s not to love? :3
adurot: hbreckel: sherlocked-in-the-impala: the-goddamazon: xsongmihix: cadyanne94: Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees All of these are oh so painfully true. I DO NOT MISS THIS LIFE AT ALL JESUS Can’t wait to be done with this shit
doggart: CMC in the Snow! [Secret Santa Gift] Everyone knows during the Holiday season the best way to show your naked body is in the snow! Every dirty artist basically does this, how is it not true!? Nips are at their hardest and its so easy to shake
ssadrblake: I am incapable of smiling or getting my hair right.
retro-beauty: THIS IS SO TRUE
nvr2deepnu: in-morpheus-arms: You might not like it..yet. But you will love it soon enough. ☸ …so very true.
tboes: not-broken-just-bent: w-i-l-d-ocean: yup, reality. (via imgTumble) so fucking true…
p-chanxxx answered to your post “Do any of my followers play go?” I’m follow the baduk tag so not a direct follower of you but discover him today to. I’m a beginner but its obvious thats he’s freaky amazing It’s true! They’re
gentlemangeek: civilizationkills:why do people think humans are the peak of evolution. bears get to eat berries and salmon all the time and sleep half the year. how is that not so much more advanced than working every day until i die! @artemispanthar
recaito: lopmon: curseofmontezuma: lopmon: have you ever felt your interest in something literally drain out of u yes, every time I nut ok i literally did not mean it like that I did
stephiejo90: “Ok maybe it’s not true….but my big brother says sperm will make my tits get bigger…so he will be cumming on my boobs and in my pussy several times a day this summer…I love it…”
thefuuuucomics: “Not-So-Beauty Sleep” Submitted by bythewoods
queenfattyoftherollpalace: fattyforever: girl-farts: kamikagurl: Lol, yes. RIP MSN *sobs* It was a golden time. For whatever reason my computer will not let me uninstall msn so it just sits there, a reminder of the past.
mike5sex: the-nerdyy-mermaid: thatspoopychild: celticthundersherlocked: kissmyfibroass: I will never not reblog this when I see it. So freaking true. I always get told that I “Don’t look autistic” oh I’m sorry, should I wear a fucking
whisqrs: *lightning strikes in front of me in public* a girl: that was so scary!! me: *shakes head* was just a cheap jump scare.. not true horror
/finally gets around to continuing with true route. /cries.
hedonist-woman: So very true. If you don’t do this, you’re not really intimate.
alpestris: sexandciggarettess: misterpornographic: This deserves a lot more reblogs than any stupid One Direction fandom post any day. I love this guy so much. He is so inspiring! Wow, that is beautiful!
sissygirliewynn: cicistories: It’s not just the fabric, it’s the pattern, the secure hold and how it cups your little breasts. It’s a collective sensation that overwhelms you and makes you feel so girly. <3 So. Very. True. The feeling of a
cleophatracominatya: eyeamindiibleu: blackhaironly: Girlfriends Not just Law degrees, Lynn had 5 different degrees in unrelated subjects & STILL ended up being an artist! So dope & so important 👆🏾 true
acruelstar: s-erene-shores: i’ve grown so unattached from people like i could literally move across the country tomorrow and not give a shit about leaving anyone except for like 3 people it’s funny because it’s so fucking true.
We are so perfect. And weird. My tongue fits between his tongues. Lol. (Its split) Im so happy we are together. Forever && Always
mochafleur: fsvsthew: cleophatracominatya: eyeamindiibleu: blackhaironly: Girlfriends Not just Law degrees, Lynn had 5 different degrees in unrelated subjects & STILL ended up being an artist! So dope & so important 👆🏾 true Ebonics
losethehours: hawkeyedflame: fuckyeah-nerdery: thefiveandahalfminutehallway: ronpaulproblems: I’m not crying you’re crying Always remember the 9/11 Search and Rescue dogs. So many of them became depressed and distraught because they were
naughtywifeforyou: txtitan: whateveryourfantasyis: drippingwetpussay: wwwbeautifullensecom: so-not-the-norm: This turns me on everytime I look at this, lol! true sex is primal. always has been always will be. gpoy I wnna do this so bad right
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