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“you know we turn up for this pretty boy shit, you feel me? like i said, shout out to all the beautiful girls around the world, you feel me? Aye, man, pretty boy, street boy, you already know man. tiny shirt all day, tiny shirt every day.” -Brandon “Lil
hotdudes21: So I have heard this is how you get followers around here haha…first pic of me! It got me as a follower…. ;)
So I did a thing
Me liga. Por favor, pega a merda do teu celular e liga. Tô pouco me importando pelo horário, pela sua voz rouca, ou pelos nossos poucos créditos. Eu só preciso te ouvir.
Só queria ter você aqui perto,perto o bastante para poder sentir seu cheiro,seu abraço. Ouvir sua risada, ouvir você me chamar de ”amor”. Ver seus lindos olhos, e sentir que você me ama de verdade. (juliwiin)
Só queria ter você aqui perto,perto o bastante para poder sentir seu cheiro,seu abraço. Ouvir sua risada, ouvir você me chamar de ”amor”. Ver seus lindos olhos, e sentir que você me ama de verdade.
me agarra me pega mas só se for pra valer
Hey so tell me if I do something you don’t like and I’ll do my best not to. Please be patient with me too though, there’s a lot of times I’ll do stuff without thinking.
I don’t care who says what to me, I know that I’m a horrible person. Please feel free to get as far away from me as possible so you won’t be hurt when I die. Hell, no one should be hurt when I die.
rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
neutroisenjolras: if you ever try to befriend me and you expect to be in frequent contact with me i am so sorry. i do that with maybe two people and even then i often go days or weeks without saying anything before talking daily for a while. the point
tinyjutsu: i love waking up already feeling really sad because it’s so efficient. no mood swings for me! take me straight to the bottom
jail: me: *eats every meal while on laptop* me: WHY IS MY COMPUTER SO DIRTY ALL THE TIME????
jmma-simmons:Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise - making the most of my day? - who am I kidding - there are no pros - I am so tired - I can’t feel my face - somebody help me
drearydoll: i like to pretend that i’m not human instead i am a porcelain doll and i’m very fragile so don’t touch me stay away unless you will take care of me
southpauz: I don’t like my friends seeing me when I’m sad so I always instinctively pretend that everything is okay…even though it ends up making me feel worse
blackberryshawty: me: *sees a hot police officer* me: I’d go down on him so fast if he weren’t an active agent for in increasingly militarized police force, the unjust criminal justice system, and the prison industrial complex
demiboystump: me: *acts out and doesnt take care of myself so people will notice that im not doing okay and try to help* someone: hey are you okay me: what the fuck
Me: I want rules! I want to be dommed! Also me when He tells me what to do to:
Me being a potato at work. 2014, you were a shit year, but at least I learned a few things. So here. More of my face to be ignored. Yay.
Not to brag but all 3 of my memer videos I made for this blog have hit 100 notes so I’m feeling pretty poggers rn 😎
It's so fubny
so last night i went to a show with my sister and her bf, right…we’re sitting at the bar, and out of no where comes this white dude. he starts trying to small talk with me and no bullshit says “i like your braids, they remind me of
thexfiles: honestly everyone who has ever hurt me is so lucky i’m hyper empathetic and i’ve never told you about how you’ve hurt me! Congratulations on getting off the hook because I was afraid to hurt your feelings by telling you that you did
firelorcl: i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me
distractful: me: im so lonely me: *distances myself from everyone*
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
Love me or hate me, I still got your attention. I’m your new principal, I send you to detention!
Need to stop procrastinating now that my super-hard work week’s over and actually write something. Guh. If anyone needs me don’t come looking for me. I’ll re-emerge into life in a few hours or so.
A stranger on the bus told me I was absolutely fabulous today it was quite lovely
Calories made me their bitch today. I HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GREAT EASTER! And on another note, Mum texted me ‘Happy Christmas’ this morning… so Merry Easter to my mum.
very lolita-y today because my outfit is on point and I look so cute and my hairs in braids and z is loving me and took me out for frozen yogurt then we went back to his house and we did stufff and then I started jumping around and play fighting him and
really really want someone to spank me and have really rough sex with me then pet my hair and buy me food
so many people are making plans with me whaTS HAPPENINF
these filters made me look pretty but not like me so im conflicted
hi guys!!! I miss you all so much and ive actually had thoughts about coming back even though the whole being a basic avatar PISSES ME OFFFFF but I miss you guys and tumblr in general <33333 in the mean time please please please follow me on insta
IT MAKES ME SO STRESSED WHEN SOMEONE IS ON MY FACE PAGE SOMEONE IS LITERALLY LOOKING AT MY TAGGED/ME (except its tagged/face bc im a dick) AND I AM FEELING VERY OVERWHELMED LIKE WHO ARE U ARE U CUTE DO U THINK IM CUTE
Will won’t stop FUCKING SNORING so kill me here I am forever with a comatose snoring man beside me in my bed.
so this may just be me but i always feel…idk kinda disappointed when i finish a commission for someone and post it and all they do is favorite it or w/e, not bothering to leave a comment like i know that they’ve paid me for it and i should
There’s something so arousing about having to keep quiet while we fuck. How he says “shhhh” while he fucks me, as i stifle my moans by covering my mouth. But the thrill of being caught makes me want to moan louder. “I’m going
princedouchelord: This is my fav picture of me cause everything is on fleek!
wow look @ me
Ask me questions!!! So bored ⚰️
Fake it till you make itIs what life is all about. I really get why misogynistic folks call people like me a trap. I do. I hate it. I find it so hard to justify myself and what I believe in. Its nothing but a theater with a badly written manuscript and
Someone calling me ‘good girl’ is like the best trigger for all my attention and my mind just goes “yes that’s meeee now please tell me what more I can do for your to hear you say it again”
teenofconeyisland:Any pet name that makes me feel really tiny and tea-cup sized makes me so warm and giddy inside
2pacschild: amigara: you ever masturbate to something and then afterward stare at the ceiling thinking “what the fuck is wrong with me? why am i so nasty? why can’t i find god?” yes.
apoyando: me freshman year: omg i want everyone to be my friend!! im gonna be so nice and ima be that person that nobody ever talks shit about!!!!!!me now:
the-pietriarchy: me in real life: a silent mysteryme on the internet: ask me anything I love oversharing im so alive
People: “I’ve had it so hard that I have the right to be an asshole because no one ever apologized for making me the way I am.”Me: No, you sure as hell have had it easy for feeling the amount of pretentious, self centered arrogance and
Me: I should draw something..*sees controller off to the side*Me: *Sweats as I boot up overwatch* Tomorrow damnIT TOMORROW
So the new episode of GoT is a bit of a dumpster fire rip characterization these past seasons honestly but damn they made me enjoy those Hound and Arya tag team scenes but for the love of FUCK can they PLEASE stop giving me a heart attack with all those
captoring: blastortoise: Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you there is a component in olives that some people taste
So me and my friends were playing cards against humanity and this made me think of you lol(zeawesometyler)well fuck i think you know me a little too well
lol, I hate all the pictures they did take of me for my model job because they did paint me so wierd, haha and the photographer where a bit annoying. But felt that I should add at least one picture to my tumblr.
So now the spambots, instead of following me, are giving me constant likes. Loving the creative names: anal kingdomz kinky anal deep anal anal Emily asian fokerz
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
TAKE ME OR LEAVE ME i just remembered that song existed and i am so haPpy
SO, i have made the personal decision that since i just can’t ship ‘white rose’ and 'bumblebee’ as much as i want to (and believe me, i’ve tried), for now on i will not be posting romantic shipping art for rwby any art from
so tell me about ‘princess jellyfish’ jojo mentioned it to me today and it look cute
