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So I had to dress for a funeral Saturday and bleh, I looked like shit.
Santana and Brittany deserved this entire hour, tbh. Like why is there so much Rachel?
Honestly, every female on Glee deserved so much better than Glee.
Americans be like im 1/4 french 1/8 jamaican 1/8filipino 1/16 irish 1/4 cuban but i was born in the USA
rockoutwithmecockout: 2016 can eat the fuck out of my ass and rot I was tagged by @plowjob n @maurypovichofficial and like I guess I’ll tag @wetfag @novacocayne @rickyroman91 @mercedesbenzodiazepine @joshmuratori @arabprincee @pinkmatterxx @hoemar and
that last post made me laugh for like 15 seconds
So this happened tonight. My first attempt at anything at all like this, inspired by MadeYewLook on YouTube. She’s amazing. madeulooklex, thanks for the inspiration and the super awesome tutorial. Hopefully I made ya proud 😺
Ok so can i have a t shirt that says “stop giving white boys so much credit for being feminists” ?
Admitted to my friend that i don’t like going out of an evening with a big group of people because it makes me anxious and i now feel even worse than when i made up random excuses every time she invited me out (like, embarrassed rather than guilty)
So stoked! #Scarefest2012 #like #follow #paranormalconvention #iphoneography (Taken with instagram)
So nice. #iphoneography #twitter #mean #like #follow #funny #ig #instagram #iphone #apple #directmessage #reply #harsh #funny #screenshot (Taken with instagram)
So Amurkan! #USA #Vets #America #amurka #murka #american #flag #red #white #blue #country #honor #freedom #soldiers #service #iphoneography #follow #like #girl #teen #spring #kentucky #war #veterans (Taken with instagram)
Blurry, wanted that #volvo so bad. #auto #car #iphoneography #follow #like (Taken with instagram)
i-hiraeth: sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: loraclespeaks: jasonsrustycrowbar: togakiss: Let em rip This is a totally accurate representation of what it’s like to work at a sex shop. 100%Other fun things to do:Handcuff your employees together
So my photographer friend asked me to do a shoot today.. These were the ones he posted on Facebook. Credit: Robert Galiano
So like what, ว? Oh that’s so cool.
So I discovered how wonderful Benadryl is when taken in excess I
With school and my vanilla job i only have 1-2 bookings a week bc u don’t have time but I am so excited to graduate this may so I can accept more bookings
lntelligent: white people be like ‘stop making fun of us for not having lips and eating boring food’ POC be like ‘stop murdering us’
so wrong but it seems so right
so guess who bought over 11 lipbalm like things in 7 days. not me of course, no way.
So I'm Like, "Okay, Whatevs."
It amazes me how the one person that means so much to you can easily walk away like she never knew you.
I suck at watching porn like I really do, I notice their furniture or wallpaper, I notice their outfits and bad acting then I feel like I want to be the girls friend
so my sister had a wedding to go to this weekend and apparently my abusive ex was there and I just found pictures of them posing and smiling together and I feel like throwing up
so I found a video of me and darfin doing inappropriate things but oh my godddd im so tiny compared to him and his hand basically goes around my whole waist
hi buddy pals, pretty please ask me interesting things while I clean so I can answer them after!!
so that teacher I had who was insanely cute and sweet and took me to a golfing club for breakfast and taught me how to eat bacon nicely and kept me hours after class to talk about things like movies I should watch messaged me asking how I’ve been
so I just sent this via fb to someone I have a suppaah crush on “hey man if you’re ever in the nova/dc area, you should hit me up and we should hang out or something” ps they live 5evah away (aka like 3 hours)
so like the dude I hooked up with is a actually very sweet person like he gave me a ride home before having to drive back to fucking ny!and he was one of them guys that gets off on going down on girls likeeee and he is marine in training or something
sometimes i feel like starting a vlog but idk what about, ideas?
so 4am pokemon team thoughtsim getting both games but moon will be my main since im night owl af, so far i got theseSylveon - Charlie Incineroar - Sebastian Primarina - Rita Lycanroc N. - Gabriel Silvally - Nila / Lycanroc D. - Jesse Raichu -
So I’m really pissed off right now because that buyer that gave me the wrong address continues to push that its somehow my own fault for sending their charms to the wrong address even though that’s the address they gave me and hasn’t even updated
so like what happened to mariah dfghsdh i feel so bad for her
ftmfuckboii:What I say: im a very affectionate drunkWhat I mean: im so incredibly horny when im drunk I will climb you like a flagpole
I had a weird nap dream and @peaceongirth was in it??? And he was very friendly and gave me a very nice hug and for some reason I made him read something that he wrote and he did and I was like AWWWWW YOU’RE SO SWEET. Idk he just somehow appeared
culturenlifestyle: Second Life Toys Campaign Promotes Organ Donation With the Use of Old Toys Japan’s organization Second Life Toys is hoping to promote the awareness of organ donation with a tender and provocative message. With the use of children’s
abaikgirl: busket:BABY THIN SHOULDER AUTHOR WRANGLIN A GNOME AND STUFFING IT IN A CAGE Well noodle-arm Dipper caught a Gremgoblin, so I think it just runs in the family?
Tumblr always gets me so wet
I’ll smoke someone out if they eat me out 🍁😛😏 I get so horny when I’m high!
So. Freaking. Horny.
So like today is so weird i’m actually having a… good day… *twitches* And it’s also good cause it’s sweater weather :)
Like I have DEFINATELY never ever done this in my life… especially when i was a child.also I have never ABSOLUTELY stole granma’s meds and syringe to heal plushes.Or made an eye transplant from Mufasa to Simba because they were related and so
rosecrystal:Men will be like you are so pretty how can I make you mine while putting in zero effort and doing the bare minimum 😍
So who wanna date me? I’ll make some nice dinner if you make your favourite desert. but won’t be so talkative unless you ask about a specific book from my bookshelf or kink...please.. anyone? 🥺
dreamv-lle2:all the girls who follow me are so pretty 🥺 i love you
LIKE THIS IF I CAN QUEUE FROM YOU
So heres a reference for ya’ll about me and my friends and how I absolutely tower over them The lovely person on the right is my friend Delaney who is the mun of deevg-art and yall should go check her out
So, now I think I have a problem with the connection of my tablet itself because my tablet battery I just bought works, but its now not chargeing. My tablet itself works and everything, but now my new batterys dead and its not chargeing, no matter if
Just a shoutout to all of you who are interested in contributing to the Grand Theft Auto: Vale City AU (WHICH MAKES ME SO HAPPY BEYOND WORDS), I look at both the ‘gta vale city’ and 'gta vale city au’ tags religiously~
laurenzuke: catch & release. 5:30pm. be there or beware. of spoilers.(i really, really, really like this ep)
So if the Branwen’s can turn into birds can I interest all of you into the idea that Yang can turn into a Phoenix?
So many cute people are complementing me on my Steven universe stuff plea s E….have m E rcY
spatialheather: its @jen-iii … obviously… cause it says so right there… uh. fixed the eyes :> hope they are close, actually like how they contrast the background better too lol AHHHH SPATIAL I LOVE IT
When you binge watch 3 seasons of hour long episodes in less than a week and run out and its like No, Bitch, Im noT DONE YET WHERE’S THE REST
So like, does the rest of team RWBY know about Ruby’s silver eyes power or was that a huge ‘what the fuck was THAT??’ moment that got put on the back burner to escape from the house?did they know that she could do that previously??? like I know
So like if Jaune can amplify people’s auras and this their semblance (like how Ren could cover MULTIPLE TRAIN CARS) What the fuck would that give Team RWBY because oh my god???Would Ruby have INSTANT teleportation?? Would her silver eyes be able to
So Brutaak got a sick ass face tattoo last session because she found Ink from an underwater yuan ti temple and was like ‘dope’ but she was told that the ink was made for cold blooded creatures and would probably have a different ‘reaction’ to
# so done with ur bs
SO HERE ARE LIKE THE VERY FEW PHOTOS THAT I TOOK AT PON3 CON First one has Whidedove’s lovely plushies, some guy that I dunno who it is, the top of Whitedove’s head, and a little bit of AJTexasranger. Second has a lady who did a wonderful