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blazerdesigns: So I didn’t realize how popular these Digimon Tags would be. I’ve gotten a few requests to make these before, but I held off until I recently relived my childhood watching Digimon on Netflix. So I figured I’ll let destiny pick out
weedgasmsandweirdness: atira-patrice: to all my beautiful black people, there’s another racist blog submittin graphic pictures so please be aware. luckily i could delete the pictures & block the blog before they got a chance to load so i didn’t
virgothepoet: I was just watching Thor for about the 78th time…And I have a bone to pick. Let’s set aside here everything that Loki has done, and focus on how he was raised. People probably think “So, Odin didn’t tell Loki he was adopted. So
nerd-in-the-tardis: SO I KISSED MISHA’S CHEEK IT WAS ALL SOFT BUT SCRATCHY AT THE SAME TIME IT WAS REALLY GREAT OKAY. He had to get down really low cause I’m kind of really short which I found funny lol Right, so I didn’t know whether or not to
prettycommitteepresident: mewyorkcity: report it So I didn’t know what this post was referring to, and I googled the name of the kid mentioned and found out about the awful story. This is so sad, RIP Leelah
crack-dragon: cassieisclose: creepy-e: Looks kind of shitty since I rushed it all a little bit ago, might have to enlarge it to read it. I ran out of Tumblr buzzwords so I didn’t know how to end it so he just freaks out. It’s hard to see but it’s
m7angela: “Identity theft is not a joke,Jim!!”I swear I was drawing Mark’s face off some expression from a video and Hughes off a screencap and THEY STILL LOOK THE SAMEAnd again, I’m really happy Mark has 6 million subscribes already, so
reptileroyalty: one-time-i-dreamt: A girl at my school got stabbed, but it turned out that she was made of slime, so she didn’t die. But slime is banned at my school, so my headmistress was furious and gave her detention for being made out of slime,
butch-himbo-king:butch-himbo-king:my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up
onlyblackgirl: blackfemalejesus: Only good joke some them white folks were like “wait, it didn’t work?”
ikimaru: hh somebody asked for Equius and Nepeta in merstuck so here it is c: Nepeta’s tail was supposed to look like a catfish’ but it didn’t work a lo t
rnn-draws: rnn-draws: Sorry this took me so long. Didn’t know how to best approach this so I decided gifs would be the most effective tutorial. Hope this is insightful or at least fun for someone out there! And here are some dos and don’ts
staganddragon: Soft things my dad has done One time when he was 18, he was fishing and found a baby salamander someone had tried and failed to use as bait. It had a huge gash in its side and didn’t look like it would make it. He put it in the bucket
eye-yawn-nuh: My younger brother usually never smiles in pictures, so I didn’t smile at first. But then he smiled, so I decided to smile.
impactings: impactings: impactings:One time me and a friend stole booze that her dad brought home from Russia and it was all in a different language so we didn’t know how strong it was so we just went ahead and started taking shots and we all got
frogsandcrowns: Look! I still have a face, though it’s been so long since it’s been on tumblr.I had my last exam on saturday morning, so i now am a free elf, and have absolutely nothing to do, unless you count having to move most of my worldly belongings
Despite the fact that i did basically nothing this summer (no travelling or working or anything), it’s actually been really good thus far. I gave up eating meat at the start of june so i’ve been doing lots of cooking in order to try out new meals
ar4bia: So I grew up Muslim so we didn’t celebrate Christmas when I was younger and in kindergarten I made my entire class cry cause I told everyone Santa isn’t real and their parents get them their presents
akashikuroko:Can we talk about how understanding Akashi is? Can we talk about how Kuroko didn’t even have to say anything and how Akashi just knows Kuroko would want them to settle it in the match instead, and opted to tend to his injuries rather than
naughtybabygirl69: pantiesandpunishments: So I didn’t tell you guys, but my tail arrived! :D MY TAIL!!!! LOOK ITS MY TAIL…. I WANT, I WANT, I WANT….LOL Sooner than you know My naughtybabygirl69 or at least I’m hoping so
alt-j: lygophilia: alt-j: jehovahs witnesses just came to my door and they were these little old ladies so I didn’t have the heart to tell them I wasn’t interested so yea I just spent 20 minutes learning about jesus while wearing an avocado face
bravodelta9: I think you’re an awesome guy. Cheers!About the gif: as you can see, your cock has a will of its own. Thanks! lol I’ve been so bad at dealing with my inbox lately (I’ve been posting month-old stuff from my drafts folder) so I didn’t
rule-34-explosion: Hey, I’m back! I had some surprise stuff going on, so I didn’t have the time to post for a bit. I also found out the girl I’ve been trying to work up the courage to ask out for years is dating someone, so that was soul-crushing
roseiaghost: i had a busy day yesterday so i didn’t get to do inktober. so i made up for it with two (retro) femmes today– a vampire gal whose girlfriend helps her put on lipstick because she can’t look in a mirror. (●♡∀♡))ヾ☆*。
daddyforkik: “You’re so dirty, Daddy. Making me bend over the couch and fucking me. Making me take your big, swollen cock.” “NNghhh…You wanted it so bad, didn’t you, babygirl? You needed Daddy’s cock.” “Nghh..yes, Daddy. I needed it.
srgntspiffy: Had a friend over last night so I didn’t get any pup play in so got the house to myself for a bit this afternoon and decided to bring out the pup for a bit woof woof!
trevoraintreal: so i met pissandbeer the other day. he had been in chastity for 9 days so i didn’t get to bottom for him this time. but it turns out that a top with a caged cock is a really, really great bottom ;)
daddyforkik: “You’re so dirty, Daddy. Making me bend over the couch and fucking me. Making me take your big, swollen cock.”“NNghhh…You wanted it so bad, didn’t you, babygirl? You needed Daddy’s cock.”“Nghh..yes, Daddy. I needed it.
gertyorkess: izzy told ed about this pathetic weird guy that took back one of his hostages and was like. hm. weird. follow this mf around and tell him i wanna meet. and then izzy came back and told him that stede didn’t want to meet him so then he
yourbadgrrl: sexy-nipple-clamps: sexy-nipple-clamps.tumblr.com: Sexy pictures of women with nipple clamps She never paid attention in class, so she didn’t know what “extra credit” might entail. That made it so much more fun for Sir…and Madame…
brotips: Someone gave me this tip and told me that people who ask for advice but don’t take it are “askholes" but I thought that it was kind of a stupid portmanteau so I didn’t use it. So if you told your friends that “askhole" was
sometimes i wish i believed in god, that i had somewhere to turn when i felt empty or lost, when i didn’t know what to do, or when i had dug a hole so deep nothing could get me out. i wish there was something that was always sure and true for me
Me & Tom. Glasgow. 26th February 2012. I was drunk so was sat on this chair and he sat at the side of me so I didn’t need to stand up…hence his hat blocking my face.
notasupersaiyan-yet: well I only uploaded this so I didn’t have to plug my phone into my computer and then I tried to delete it before anyone reblogged it and I was gonna reblog it from him but I failed so I’ll reblog it and put it on my blog again
look what i found in my closet !! my old poo-chi, i didn’t even know i had this still omfg
haha dad didn’t even remember it was his bday today so when i surprised him with dinner he was like :O !!!
doocentral: It’s been a busy couple weeks for me so I didn’t have the chance to say that I graduated! On April 27th, I earned my Bachelor of Arts Degree in Graphic Design from Oakland University. It’s been a very hard four years putting in so much
fuckmestupid: My roommate and I are currently waiting on approval for an all ages tumblr meetup at Dave&Buster’s in Times Square so that everyone is able to come and those who are old enough to drink will also be able to do so (we didn’t want
thegaysexfantasy: I was busted by university security cruising the toilets in the library. He was actually quite hot with his tattoo sleeves. So I didn’t mind him escorting me back to my room and telling me off, he was so nice to look at. He said that
broccolibutts:So I was in the UK over new years and I found myself a bf, pretty neat if I do say so myself. Didn’t get around to taking many pics etc but we’ll try when he visits me later this year.
rnn-draws: Sorry this took me so long. Didn’t know how to best approach this so I decided gifs would be the most effective tutorial. Hope this is insightful or at least fun for someone out there! And here are some dos and don’ts based on common
I kind of hate how as a kid you have it wired in to you to WANT to be able to drink coffee so bad but then when you’re an adult you wish you didn’t NEED coffee just to be able to finish a sentence in the morning
may-stars-be-in-us: My pillow is soaked full of pain, Pain breaking out of my eyes. I wished it was sweet poison, So I didn’t have to listen to your lies. It is not and I have to breathe further more, till the next smile I adore. So easy it is. But
cassandraooc: Drew some sprites for the @homestuckartists drawpile.Well, sketched. I’ve been busy so I had to wtry to finish these in like.. a couple hours? WHile I’m tired and want to go to bed? So I didn’t spend as much time on them as I’d
Cutest moment in the grocery store. Just came in and went by the veggies were a teen girl smirked and said “perfect. Just the size I can take” and the confused look on the poor boy who clearly didn’t get that hint. Just made me smile.
The gal delivering parcel 🥵🥵🥵 god damn her little smirk checking me out. Didn’t even mind her repeating my birth name like three times 🤐 just damn how can you be so beautiful 🥺🥺🥺
chibi-chaser: 7/20/16It’s Gays’ birthday, so I drew him some Alaskas for him.Whatever she was eating, the cream made an awful mess. Good thing she pulled up her sweater so it didn’t leave any stains!The lack of pants are harder to explain.EDIT:
bestexpansioncaptions: She cooed as her breasts grew into her lap “I’m so bigggggggggggggggg”.Luckily she’d slid them out of her shirt minutes ago so she didn’t have a complete wardrobe malfunction as the pills took effect.
jen-iii:So like, I’ve noticed that whenever the Crystal Gems warp in without Steven, they’re usually striking a pose. But when they’re with him, they warp pretty normally. Do they strike a pose so that they can look ‘cool’ in front of Steven?If
path-of-sunlight replied to your post:I wonder if the doodle I submitted to you actually…Haha yes actually. The submit button didn’t look like it was working so I was just pressing it futilely wondering if I accidentally sent it to you ten times
heliotelios: darkseid: undertale-shitposts: look at these fucking turbo nerds. a vote for undertale is a vote to shove them in a locker I didn’t care about undertale before but I’m literally gonna play it just bc I’m so sick of this shit and
arodip: garnet is so good about consent? she made sure peridot was comfortable with fusing, and stopped everything the moment peridot showed any sign of discomfort. she didn’t force it at any point, this is a good message to send to kids lets acknowledge
lilmizzkrazie: yo @jen-iii I didn’t have enough patience to do more of the Love Letters thing (I made another gif, just of her walking toward the camera when she got out, I’ll submit that to you if you want) so I went off and did something else I
I didn’t get the chance to really do something major for your birthday because of school, so here’s a quick sketch I did.Garnet’s had a good workout, and is looking for a cuddle… ;) (by @fallengemonyx)
charlesoberonn: Amethyst: So Pearl, what was more badass: Running away from the human authorities, or Homeworld’s authorities. Pearl: I didn’t run away from Homeworld’s authorities. I usually ran towards them, with my sword in hand. Amethyst:
awakeningavalon: Okay so I didn’t get as many good shots as I thought yesterday but tbh idgaf. 32Ds & 9" of fun. I love my body sometimes. So ready to lose a couple followers for these. I warned y'all. 😝