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So, your Mistress told me you have no secretarial experience, but you can suck cock like a porn star. Come over here and let’s get this interview started, slut!
Also a bit late, but @kazuhiradarling made this very lovely drawing a while ago <3 I’ve already told you, but thank you so much! Ocelot is just.. Fabulous as always. And it’s really odd in a awesome way to see a character you created come to life,
So one friend told me that girls should cook so I’m just learning to prepare a spaguetti with vegetables for Kate tonight. Kate said that I’m good chef! Hahaha hope she doesn’t get sick :)
So your boss told you that he wants to fuck me, that he wants to fuck your own wife and you… YOU AGREED!
So, your boss told you that he likes redheads; and then … he asked you if you’d let him fuck me … Did you agree to let him fuck me whenever he wants or just once?.
so ummm muumirunoilija told me to draw an “ode to hiccup’s divine freckles” and i did
So no one told you life was going to be this way. Your owl’s a joke, you’re cursed, you’re love life’s DADA. It’s like you’re always stuck in Slughorn’s class, Well, it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.
so my dad told me there was something for me as an apology for the status above.i go into the kitchen & see a box of wonderful cookies!right? WRONG. i open the fucking box & my dad drew a freaking troll face & put it inside an EMPTY box.
So with that last release we have concluded our secret release something every day for seven days straight thing. It’s time to go back to hibernation but maybe we might release something again tomorrow. Maybe.
So I’m going to be at Pax in Seattle from sometime this weekend to next week. Does this mean we won’t have anything released? Nah! I’ve already sent Anon quite a few things to QC before hand, so everyone should be able to expect a few
So basically Onee-sama told me we are disbanded when I told her that this beautifully wonderful doujin is what we’re working on next. Also I can’t stop playing the love live! game. WHELP.
So Spotify just told me what songs I listened to most in 2017. It was mostly Gorillaz, Hamilton, Disney villain songs, and Jojo Openings. Also trailer music.
So your wife told you to invite a buddy over while she’s out of town visiting her sister…so you did…and the whiskey started flowing…and well…shit happens…
so my sister told me about troll hunters and i wanna see it apparently trolls can smell christian blood i havent even watched the movie and homestuck already ruined it for me.
So i was watching Chilling Romance/Spellbound yesterday with my Aunt and she doesnt speak or read english so the eng. subtitles were no good for her but there was this one part where Son Ye-jin is pretending to have an orgasm and my Aunt is just like
cosmic-noir: nardvvuar: “black pride” (or any sort of “minority” pride movement) means “I am proud of who I am DESPITE those who have told me and my people that whiteness is superior” while “white pride” means “I am proud of who I
So my mom told me a story...
admemento: Yuri on ICE: YurioDigital PaintingA speedy Yurio doodle, because it’s his Birthday (or so I was told)! ^^
So my friend told me to draw this over my sleepover...
[ So here he is in all his amazing glory! I couldn’t help but do a little photo shoot after we all opened up our presents and the lights on the tree made a good background. Ugh. He’s so perfect. I wish he was smiling, but this is post-Rose
So I was told to consider signing up for a language lab for Italian. When I went to webreg to see when it was offered, I noticed that it was offered when my usual class is taking place.
So my roommate told me she spotted the Rhyme Ren figure today. The following ensued: “FUCK THE KOUJAKU NENDOROID WE NEED THAT FUCKING REN” “But the fucking box it’s in is HUGE XDD” “It’s about the same size as
societylaws: “Tell me about your family.” “Now, master?” She asks laying naked, her legs open for him “Yes, I want you to do it again while I fuck you.” “They told us my brother died on the battlefield during the invasion. I don’t know
sneakyfeets: microth0ng: nintooner: team aqua is amazing Team magma is so scary like they threaten to kill you no joke maxie told me he’d bury me with his own hands team aqua’s plan is the most ridiculous of the two like they just wanna surf
So my dad told me that there was a leak in the bathroom that I should check out. You win this round.
badcgijosh: The other day at work this woman in her late ’70s just sort of came up to me and told me that she’s always had a thing for taller men Oh yeah Still got it
So my mom told me to makes some friends
🌙So The Moon Told Me...
so I dyed my hair rainbowish/unicorn (purple, pink, blue, teal) over the weekend and one of my co-workers told me “it looks nice. if anyone can pull off a look like that it’s you!” but like what does that even mean lol does she think
So I finally told you everything that was on my mind
So i just told my dad , his girlfriend and his girlfriend's sister about my boyfriend
So a week ago or so my mom told me that I’m lazy and worthless and that if I don’t have a job in a month, I’m being kicked out. After I told her off, she said that she had bought me a gift to show me she loved me. Didn’t apologize,
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ofpeterspan: When I was little I thought boys only liked the white girls instead of me. I told my mom, “i wanna be white and blonde”. I felt that way because whenever i wore my hair curly some girl would always have something to say about it. So
So I just woke up from having this incredible wet dream and it gave me a whole bunch of ideas for sex toy designs. I told my friend all about it and he said “Well, sex is an art, and you’re an artist.” and that just made me so happy
so no one told you life was gonna be this way… clap, clap, clap, clap
So Big just told me the only part of my body he likes is my tits.
So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
mymixtapeforher: he told me no rockstar could ever wear socks and sandals, so i told him to go fuck himself.
I had a dream about Dave last night. The last time I did, we didn’t exchange many words if even at all, I can’t remember clearly. Last night he hugged me, he rubbed Effie. It was so real. He told me her and I are all I have to worry about. Everything
so darfin got me super worked up and was being really mean and teasing until I was squirming and then he fucked me super hard and I thought we were done but he told me to touch myself and then choked me a lil while telling me I was such a dirty girl and
cummbunny: darfin told me he liked this one
so I gotten woken up by my phone at the 3:40 in the morning and it was my ex’s little brother, he sent me a facebook message saying ‘hey do you still talk to j (my ex)?’ and like this is so weird and random?? its been 6 years since ive talked to
so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba is saying when he curses me the fuck out luckily my sister in law was there tonight when he went apeshit on me so she could translate that he called me a piece of dog shit and a few other
So…I told them both, and I gave one of them your key. Not telling which one, so serve them both well!
So Brutaak got a sick ass face tattoo last session because she found Ink from an underwater yuan ti temple and was like ‘dope’ but she was told that the ink was made for cold blooded creatures and would probably have a different ‘reaction’ to
