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So accurate, its not even funny.
So accurate… especially problems dating.
So accurate…
bxckyy-barnes:had to do it
ewric: biggest. cockblock. ever.
inkskinned: “He was so radiant.”
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BLΛƆK MOOИ
rageomega: h0odrich: kinkajou: h0odrich: literally everything sounds better in Spanish And even more so in Italian nadie te pregunto pinche pendejo @novaschaos
cybertwinks: the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online
friendlyaxolotl: comic about how I’ve been feeling recently
Zodiac Signs: I’m Scared \ So I
{ queen like a lion }
spiffypop: “I’m such a good boyfriend. She’s so happy.” “Wait a second. What if she leaves me for him?” “Um. This may have been a mistake.” “Uh oh. I’m losing her.” “LESLIE COME BACK I LOVE YOU YOU ARE MY SOULMATE YOU BARELY KNOW
agentbering: jessepumpkin: i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer #but until I reach that point I’m a fucking
tmirai: The “yayyy” killed me. It’s so fucking true.
When I accidentally hit my pet.
profoundnegro: blake-nmc: dnnm: i am crying this is me Showed my dad and he said “that better not be about me.” Haha ACCURATE
santatveit: going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch
i-effed-it-all-up: me whenever i see a picture of tatiana maslany:
flutterbyesandpollywogs: twisteddoodles: Working in Science Important.
for fox sake
draumstafir: rogerrrs: i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel just girly things
WHAT TIME IS IT??
I am made of memories
lalondes: looking at really successful people your own age like “this could be me but i’m playin”
vanillish: other people during winter: me:
kellhorreur:sadjadewithcake:French: …Sixty-seven, sixty-eight, sixty-nine, sixty-ten… Other languages: **stares** French: **stares back** French: …sixty-eleven, sixty-twelve, sixty-thirteen…French: …sixty-sixteen, sixty-ten-seven…Other languages:
nevertheless, she persisted
jervae: I consider everybody who reblogged this family.
combustamove: “where do you go for fun?” well mostly i hang out here, on the right side of my couch, but this butt dent is pretty established, so sometimes i like to switch things up. shuffle over to the other side. there’s no computer charger
xfiels: you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night
never been kissed
-heichoubutt: it took me a while to name the title caption, at first i was going for expectation vs reality but i come up with majority perspective ….. bonus & here is a bigger version of the top~!
hawberries:dog boyfriend vs. cat boyfriend
thescienceofsleep92: dollyjigsaw: tumblino: basically This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr Dammit all to hell, YES.
turnonred: I have never seen a more accurate portrayal of my creative process.
farmergerald: findinggaby: eggsie:dirkstridersironicgirlfriend:smuppetdong:legnaangel:scarabeus:onceaspoiler:fluent-in-lesbianism: Only tumblr can give me feels about math… ^ why. crying. I feel like this could accurately describe some ships
acomik:Don’t believe Winter’s lies… So relevant right now …
FYSAD
proudtobegodfree: religiousragings: lgbtqgmh: jamesdrinkard: Preeetty much. [Facebook status update: Claiming that someone else’s marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you’re on a diet.]
so-personal: everything personal
i-am-so-awfully-awkward: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: sinnamon roll:
So accurate. Pet will marvel at what gets done and recently I’ve been in 3rd gear. No LTP (long term planning) at all. Just trying to ease up a bit. I have to learn how… not… to control everything. It’s difficult. Im trying to
champagnepepes: if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all
monicalewinsky1996: You don’t trust women because they contour and we don’t trust men because they tell you their gonna rock your world and then jack rabbit fuck you for 2 minutes and lay on you like a dead fish
wow-suchbree-veryblog: “If white people are so privileged why is there a Black Entertainment Network and no White Entertainment Network?” “Men don’t have privilege, there are women’s only gyms!” “Why isn’t there a campus centre for straight/cis
shinobicyrus: queerpropaganda: “can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
australiansanta: anonymous compliments are so cute like their only aim is to make you feel better, they dont want any respect or personal thanks, just the satisfaction knowing they made someones day, now how fricken cute is that am i right
so accurate it hurts
xekstrin: dualminded: I’m losing my shit imagining Weiss and Ruby using their semblances to turn Ruby into a makeshift Beyblade of death. Blake helps out by wrappin her up in Gambol Shroud so she can LET IT RIP
onepersonscrazyness: jen-iii and I are going to Scary farm tomorrow, i’m so excited and uninspired that I couldn’t even finish this crap sketch of us. And Jeni i s2G ur the definition of the HNNNN sound okay
waywardcastiel: i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
holysimba: Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries*
toontowntara: theworldismytesticle: thatsthat24 knows what’s up. seriously I love this guy so much you have no idea
lindsaylovesbacon: surprisebitch:i thought this was gonna be uplifting and inspiring. i hate this so muchJEEZ