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chakrabot: thii2ii2tupiid: mattandliam: pooguns: frenchtugboat: bowieonthebelafonte: When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message
maellartach: Dedications | Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
fearelidhu: volunteer-fire-fighter: criesforjudas: nice girls can do all sorts of things Yes but this is so important So formative
stevita:stevita:I feel like Lemony Snicket/Dan Handler was put on this earth just to antagonize JK Retcon and I really hope a certain author whose writing I think is fatphobic, misogynistic and bad has the same fear of me as Jolene probably has of Mr.
“The world is quiet here.” ― Lemony Snicket
“Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.” ~ Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book
“The world is quiet here.” ~ Lemony Snicket
snailkit: shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that
laughlikesomethingbroken: tsscat: Netflix oh MY GOD ITS WORSE THAN THAT THE PREVIOUS ADAPTATION WAS A MOVIE LEMONY SNICKET HATED IT AND HE WORKED CLOSELY WITH THE SHOWMAKERS THIS TIME
439lux: when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday ” that hurt me
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orangetomato4: whismical:whismical:listen closely and you will hear my screams of pure joy rn (source)the last sentence is hilarious if you are aware that daniel handler is lemony snicket. nevermore-freak
baybeydwagon replied to your post:baybeydwagon replied to your post:i wish i had a… edward addison sounds like one of those lemony snicket style names. its the name of a clever tinkerer. it could be worse by far. you have a fantastically masculine
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8bitbowtie: I was so nervous talking to a man that I have admired for twelve years of my life. The man who let me know as a child that miserable things happen and that’s perfectly normal. The same man who helped me overcome my fear of reading after
timelords-detectives-and-hunters: Friend: “Hey, I haven’t seen you in forever! how are you?” me: “Fine, thanks.” Lemony Snicket from outta nowhere: “Of course, in this case, ‘fine’ is only meant to reassure. She has never been less fine,
Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note
fracturedmind: Anyone who thinks the pen is mightier than the sword has not been stabbed with both.-Lemony Snicket
radical-rin: ohifonlyx33: wakeupontheprongssideofthebed: *Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects
lemons2apples: cant believe lemony snicket wrote “I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch everything go wrong.” and expected me to be okay afterwards
star-eaters: rolingstoneboycomplex: when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me Full paragraph hurts even more. “ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther
mortisia: ― Lemony Snicket
Lemony Snicket Makes Series of Racist Jokes at National Book Awards
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: thesnicketfile: Helena Bonham Carter in an uncredited appearance as Beatrice Baudelaire in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004). OMG I DIDN’T READ CLOSELY ENOUGH AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING TO INSINUATE
thegeekyblonde: claidilady: makingadultchoices: countolaflives: Lemony Snicket himself confirmed it is fake just a heads up. link to the tweet is that really confirmation it’s a fake or is that potentially part of the marketing scheme because
serephita: lizthefangirl: sinistergloom: paging-doctorfaggot: Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events” IM GOING TO GO CRY IN THE CORNER NOW GOODBYE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I
a-lone-wolf: So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr. omg
emmajstones-blog: “My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.” -A Series of Unfortunate Events
westsidemovie: Lemony Snicket’s: A Series of Unfortunate Events (2004)
i-dream-of-helena: send-a-smile: petiteelfqueen: frenchtugboat: bowieonthebelafonte: When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message
zombiekookie: apictureofsilence: thegirliknow: loveismyjudge: w0w, this is me. (via goodnightvenom)
abstruseness: So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.
aseaofquotes: Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid
herbal-kids: abstruseness: So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr. wow
whismical:whismical:listen closely and you will hear my screams of pure joy rn (source) the last sentence is hilarious if you are aware that daniel handler is lemony snicket.
lordofthegoldenflower: weloveshortvideos: Sometimes cats can’t be explained. @lemony-snickets
sellyourselfshort: warmwinecooler: douja: Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events” UGH. Can’t not reblog. My heart broke out of sheer nostalgia.
maleficentmadi: “Miracles can happen, even to those who are small, flammable, and dressed all in black.” ― Lemony Snicket Photographer: Bradley Studios
minuty: “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” — Lemony Snicket (via minuty)
ashfirin: lumos5001: “I can’t believe it,” Snicket said from an undisclosed location. “After years of providing top-quality entertainment on demand, Netflix is risking its reputation and its success by associating itself with my dismaying and
poetrist: “But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.” — Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters
quotefeeling: “I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.” — Lemony Snicket
chelcuuh: gabrielleerin0027: pinklava: A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket © 1999-2006 I have all of these books. (: the only books i liked to read when i was younger
hookhandedman: Lemony Snicket and Beatrice Baudelaire But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.
hookhandedman:Lemony Snicket and Beatrice Baudelaire But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.
kateordie: hausoftulito: ofliterarynature: NOOOOOOOOOOOO 😫 Not to sound like a crazy delusional fanboy, but back when the books were still coming out in like 2006-2013, this is the exact kind of promo Snicket did for the novels. Doesn’t anyone
fravery:“Sometimes, even in the most unfortunate of lives, there will occur a moment or two of good fortune.”― Lemony Snicket, The Reptile RoomArt by Jean-Baptiste-Siméon Chardin, Soap Bubbles (1735)
So basically Lemony Snicket predicted tumblr.
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There was paradise every time she closed her eyes
aseaofquotes: Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto
