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Hark what is this a tell tale sneeze I think i maybe sick Ive caught a disease
lonelytreestump: My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
farvann: PLEASE LISTEN TO MY CHICKEN SNEEZE
sublime: sublime: do you ever sneeze so hard that you just stand still for a couple seconds like “the fuck just happened” well damn
beelemons: ok…hear me out…………..roadhog has tiny sneezes……think about it
sarcasticcollegestudent: writing-prompt-s: You are suddenly able to see numbers above people’s heads which are counting down and you have no idea why. One person you meet reaches 0 and… They sneeze. it then resets.
surprisebitch: friends, students, everybody in the house: *coughing, sneezing, getting sick* me: *takes 2 vitamin C tablets a day*
owls-parliament: poison-liker: cyberpunk will only be good if it allows you to replace the default noises your body makes with custom sound files *replaces sneezes with the Windows error sound* nice
erarg: sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage
paradiiiso: someone: *sneezes* me: bless you someone: thank y-
hungarian: today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
blondegingersaxon: copperbadge: ceescedasticity: iguana-sneeze: marzipanandminutiae: derinthemadscientist: bedlamsbard: burntcopper: meduseld: penroseparticle: My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky
thebootydiaries:me: *sneezes*mom: remember January 14th 2008 when i told you to bring a jacket
animalrates: This is Pancake. She was admiring how cute you are when she had to sneeze. 13/10 say “bless you” or you’re blocked(via)
grackleclaw:the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a
metamorphesque:I’ve been thinking about the way, when you walk / down a crowded aisle, people pull in their legs / to let you by. Or how strangers still say “bless you” / when someone sneezes, a leftover / from the Bubonic plague. “Don’t die,”
mirukaku: one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”
detainable: my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
officialunitedstates: latticearchive: officialunitedstates: wondering if i will sneeze today keep us posted no. its none of your business
boydonick: snatchedweaves: That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet The look the serial killer makes when you give away your hiding spot by sneezing
pepplemint: the kenhina photobombed selfie with kageyama sneezing in the background
astronautical-polarbear: -KITTEN SNEEZES-
ideauniverse: This is the sound a chicken makes when it sneezes. That is all…move along.
maxiesatanofficial: anal-sneeze: piratebay-premium: ask-bot: What is not a FUN fact? Were all gonna die Your eye has something called “immune privilege” This basically means that the outside of your eye prevents your immune system from knowing
noctigar:ok but what if when noctis has a cold and every time he sneezes he warps
riley-coyote: officialprostitute: why do dads sneeze so loud #to scare predators away from their young
hadesismyqueen: cringe-attacks: softhie: THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTAN !!!!!! Ok once she came to the store I work at dressed in sweats and louboutins, told me my sneeze was “adorable as fuck” complimented my lipstick and tried to go halvesies on
bluemichikosan:Prompto: Did someone sneeze on the beat? ‘Cause it’s sick!
surfacage: arceus, twelve dimensions away: sneezes metaphorically(the hoenn trio/legendary golems are also called Legendary Titans)
swarnpert:*sneezes and shoots my butt plug out of my ass at 55 mph towards my next victim*
satanic-canadian: yermemeblog: That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.
meatswitch: tokai-teio: anchovy-official: every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching (x)
heyxbuds: do you ever sneeze so fucking hard and it feels like you flipped your esophagus inside out
pocketfulofgeek: gcvsa: stagmachine: watch this irish man get tragically crushed by adorable sneezing baby seals DO NOT WORRY, HUMAN, WE WILL KEEP YOU WARM UNTIL YOUR PARENTS RETURN FOR YOU. I HAVE CALLED FOR HELP. Look at them! They’re basically
petercapalldii: don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
joydick: im gay because when i was 4 i sneezed and no one said bless you and the devil entered my soul
crassmahariel: ideauniverse: This is the sound a chicken makes when it sneezes. That is all…move along. @winder96
aintnobodygotmoneyfodat: loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX
tastefullyoffensive: Slip, run, slip, sneeze, paw, sit, paw. (via natsdorf)
unflatteringcatselfies: This is Jinx. Sometimes he poses really pretty for the camera. Other times, he sneezes.
kvothe-kingkiller: violent-darts: the-desolated-quill: anal-sneeze: A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”The
joshpeck: heckacute: Yeah, you talk like you’re into guys with beards, but just you wait until you’re dating one and he sneezes and gets snot all over in his face hair and he doesn’t notice it because the slime isn’t touching his skin and you
lovehealthlive: watchtheskytonight: phantas-mag0rical: erinchu: snorlaxlovesme: so i cleared my throat today and and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED and that’s what it’s like being on the second day
queerloras: harshwhimsy: Oldest known picture of a sneeze – 1902 im laughin so fuckin hard can you imagine how upset literally everybody in that room musta been after this happened it took a long time to take photographs back then i bet there was
notjackwhite:jerkidiot:what if puberty happened with a single sneeze HOW LONG HAVE YOU PLANNED THIS
black–lamb: 4gifs: Pepper the rat learned to recognize sneezing. [video] this baby!!!! omgggggg omggggg omgggggg i want 1
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