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ileftmyheartinwesteros: I tried putting Juvia in the car to go to a park and I don’t know what happened. She gets in the car and she starts shaking like a leaf, and cowering like I was going to hurt her. I thought maybe she was too hot so I turned
slytherin-seductress: fitness-is-fit-for-me: follow for fitness :) I’m in endless love with this picture.
slytherin-tothe-holidays: shitpost-senpai: quality-espurr: emily-the-lemon: malicieuxlyon: jiahpleasechill: monster–zero: spacegeek3000: wrath-the-furious: njborn95: ohmygrodd: Obliterated. …..bruh Peter “We Don’t Love These Hoes”
slytherin-bitches-givin-stitches: la-baguette-skelly: Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? Oh my GAWD
-slytherin: ysabelleubana: joshuatorres: GAHHH DEEEYUM! Funny af. I wanna see this guy x) DUDE I WITNESSED THIS MAN. SIRIUSLY.
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to
slytherin-stud: jell-o-shot: I wanted to cheer myself up and what better way than to watch Amy Poehler fuck up on a constant loop, so I made this. I guarantee you will be smiling the entire way through. Enjoy, beautiful people <3 Even when she’s
slytherin-in-the-tardis: Things you’ve probably never thought about umirinbrah: Not a single one of your ancestors has ever failed in getting laid (Most people on tumblr will probably break the chain) If you are 80 years old, you have lived through
not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you
slytherin-stud: blinkpen: shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: moriarty: moriarty: please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return The fact that I laughed at all
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: cas-get-into-my-ass: himchanspenus: Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
slytherin-enchantress: I love Garnet. And not just because Garnet is my birthstone.
Slytherin Friendships
Slytherin Girl
slytherin-assassin: lattemonstr: aishishiii: item-2: chibi-pit: item-2: yknow 1 of the little things i appreciate about kid icarus is how realistically pit’s outfit accommodates his wings But the real question is how does he get his spandex
slytherin-prince-of-cute: rustybuckett: socrappyicoulddie: gentlekingsmen: hulksmashley: Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire
Slytherin Stud
slytherin-stud: monkeymankisner: American made ass Reblog my friend’s butt
slytherin-stud: I still like my butt in this one Me too ;-)
slytherin-sadist-angel: owlishnaiad: Sometimes infomercials make me question the fate of humanity. Other times they just make me laugh hysterically. the captions
slytherin-study: fishingboatproceeds:ofpotterandwho: John Green: What To Do With Your Life (x) 17,000 notes? That’s insane. (I just imagined a world in which tumblr reblogs could be exchanged for the weird circular baby cheese that Henry eats every
slytherin-cumberbatch: consulting—godofmischief: That whole part is heartbreaking, they should have gone with it in the film.
slytherin-in-the-tardis: well fuck me sideways and call me phillip i really fucking love this show
slytherin-headcanons: happy #slytherinpride day everybody!!
Slytherin is the power ✝
Pottermore, i love you.
Slytherin Pride~
i was sorted into Syltherin on pottermore! =]
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: jessicacane34: Accurate. Accuracy. This has it.
